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and using the same toilet as 4 other normies isn't? fucking normie cunt
anime
Run for it lads! The gooks want to eat you!
I wish I had a robotic body
>le ebin mentally deficient literal child at uni gimmick
someone does it every year and it's always just as tedious
sue
you're sick you fucking freak, get a grip on reality instead of backchatting me faggot
pedo english teacher
Hate chink eyes so much, fucking insects the lot of them
hes got hearing aids
>You arrive in Industrial Production Core 6, formerly known as Huddersfield, home of the Synthoid Confluence
the 'f
hate it when they put the vibration sound in music videos
too much phone sex haha
sucking a capri-sun
imagine being a genetic defect
have shagged the yank girl at my student accommodation 6 times now
note to self: buy more condoms
Not dogshit
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Hate my foreskin
why would you post pictures of the girl your dating here for us to see
Shut the fuck up you inbred pasty Anglo cunt
Insects lead more productive lives than cattle. Just remember
reckon there's some kind of phantom or ghost
wut flavour???
note to self: meat is murder
when did twitter start getting big though
don't recall it getting much attention before 2011 or so
it's not like they were unique either, everyone only came to fb because it was a slightly easier to use myspace
LOL
orange
Jade Goody is dead
cocoa butter
just showing off my girl to the lads inni
*falls silent*
NYEH HEHEH
it's a third world thing, had a paki show me videos of him fucking his gf on his phone over Omegle once
note to self: poo nigger
got a chip on my shoulder so when i travel from the north to london i say im going down london when really it should be im going up london
racist
And God spake all these words, saying,
I am the LORD thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.
Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth:
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work:
But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates:
For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.
Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
Thou shalt not kill.
Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Thou shalt not steal.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
alri muttley mate where's dick dastardly
21 & unemployed
in the north, the maps are upside down
forgive me faron young
>tfw 27 yo boomer in uni halls
I can't keep up with these 18 year olds lads
don't care virgin
shut it dave im warning you
Me? Seeking employment
>Marine Le Pen ordered by French court to undergo psychiatric test over anti-Islam tweets
based and, dare i say it, redpilled?
The only celebrity I follow on instagram who isn't a booty poster
>answered by David
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Produced in 1977, it's unbelievable
>celebrity I follow on instagram
woulda liked to be at this battle
I wouldn't side with the death eaters but I most certainly WOULD be throwing out the killing curse like it was going out of fashion
How do I get a job if I need work experience to get a job?
short answer: no
just burned through an entire box of mansize Kleenex at this
It's also certifed non-dogshit®
get a job that doesn't require experience you ninny
jerry seinfeld taught me how to meditate
volunteer
wouldn't mind a gf me
south = down
Be personable in the interview
if you live in a city there are loads of jobs you dont need experience for
Ahhh I'm going to fail my exam today. Fuck college. Such a meme. Nothing but stress.
would personally use the summon spell on the ring and fly to mordor on a broomstick
Mental to think many people go their entire lives without ever reading any great literature
got mine in a month, was supposed to be studying for it 4 months ago already, but haven't even started hahaha.
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
And if a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you.
And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
neighbour got arrested a few weeks ago heard from the neighbour other side of my house he was caught with some cheese pizza
init #potterhead #bookworm
fuck me how is it nearly 5 already
i mean i was up until 3/4ish watching the footie but still
>interview for my unitoil toil position tomorrow
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What's the point of the Royal family any more?
>Airport Regulations require successful candidates to pass Criminal Record Checks and supply a professional/educational history of 5 years without any gaps longer than 2 weeks
Name the single best literature ever
fuuuck
FUUUUUUCKKK
yeah, right? who would choose the possibility of ever having sex over really old boring books?
idiots haha
read the financial times every day lad
to have one remaining thing you can tell your children is actually English?
what sharia part of the country are you suffering in lmao its just pizza
they're german though?
the demon code prevents me from declining a rock-off challenge
they actually generate quite a bit of money for the country lad
short answer: celine's journey to the end of the night
got a missed call from dad. presumed someone died but he called me accidentally
lucifer was an angel of heaven, not a demon
None really. They sort of serve as gloried diplomats, but I can't see that being of much relevance in the future.
had a republican friend once
was purely ideological, quite enjoyed that he understood & acknowledged the royal family's practical worth
wonder what hes doing now
sex really isn’t all that you sad little cuck
zen in the art of /brit/posting
Lucifer's from Wales, mate