/cum/ & friends

linux is based

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ugh i are my chipotle way too fast and now im nauseous

My ________ is an empty hole forever waiting for your ____ to fill me with joy.

It sucks

>ugh i ate chipotle and now im nauseous

ftfy

fatass retard enjoy your e coli

Breath smells like cum

might be getting a job at Subway

will /cum/ites get a discount?

um i probably weigh less than you buddy

Out of all the fast-food places you could pick to work, that's probably the least shitty one. Only because there's no frying and grease flying everywhere.

Hey

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I drank 7 cups of coffee today. I'm not going to make it.

there was a study recently that said drinking up to 14 cups of coffee a day is good for your health

i can't even drink one cup of coffee
i immediately get caffeine overdose

I'm sure you do, you little skinnyfat dyel manlet

my wife chino is so cute

Do you look like THIS?!

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Fuck it I'm going to move to the midwest. Trying to get a decent paying job while also find an affordable place to live without relying on having roommates on the east coast is a fucking nightmare. The city life can go suck a dick.

Blue slushies are good

only on Saturday nights

wanna be roomies?

no please don't do this that's not fair

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why do south american girls go to shit after a certain age? most of them are really cute and sexy with nice bodies, but as soon as they get into their mid to late 20s they balloon up.

I wanna move to Montana or some other north-ish flyover
seems like a comfy region

Answer this:

provably not

no
she's my GF

She's Korean right? Then most likely not. Either you're a handsome Korean dude or a handsome White dude to get a chance with these types of woman.

She is TAIWANESE

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They all rook the same

she's chinese

youtube.com/watch?v=IEWFdZROFgw

can I get a name on the right, pls?

/loli/

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Why do people obsess over these plastic dolls? I feel like if you put them in sunlight for more than an hour their face will start melting off.

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PowerKitten92 on manycams

she's natty

What's wrong with that swimming nigga

twitter.com/sneaky

please tell me that's a real girl

it's zach, a pro League player

yeah look at this cute girl without makeup
such a natural beauty

pbs.twimg.com/media/DkhHdeEUYAAT6ro.jpg

all these kpop idols are so generic and boring they all literally look the same

jc..

coping

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What's your very specific fetish /cum/? I want to marry a girl with a hot mom and then seduce and fuck the mom.

non-cons so obviously i can only do it in erp

He's using the same dirty tricks women use. Disgusting.

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>yellow fever foot fetishist

i've nothing more to say to you

hot moms are a meme

damn......

think i just heard some seething

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why don't men wear make up

>attractive quirky people play esportz

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hate asian girl feet
love pure white feet

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trannies

joke's on you
this girl is asian

youtube.com/watch?v=UInxes95WYw

imagine if that was your daughter haha

Woman or man it doesn't matter to me. I'll knock you out in the ring.

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Because (((women))) will shame you for using it. Men will also shame you for using it because they've been conditioned by (((women))) into believing that it's a girly thing.

I can't believe japmoot fucked us bros

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??

I'd rather imagine that this was my daughter. In a completely platonic way of course.

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there is literally nothing wrong with fucking your 18 year old daughter if she consents

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True.

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disappointing collection

wikifeet.com/Hila_Klein

feral tree raccoon is watching you sniff.

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>wake up
>bug I killed yesterday that was right next to my face when I was in bed is on the rim of my garbage can

BUG KUN

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when i was a kid i always wanted a pet raccoon

Amber Lamps...

If you see this post, reply or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

can't stop thinking about cocks

w-what kind of cocks?

when i was a kid, i always wanted a pet mexican

Pretty sure that's illegal in most places.

If by die you mean a mushroom trip

hard ones in my butt

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what's your problem

you'd change your tune if you had a hot 18 year old daughter with a daddy complex

youtube.com/watch?v=53Bx5PLrOIk

beat his white ass whoop his ass

he looks good in both
whats your point?

Good thing we have each other

youtube.com/watch?v=ruh6rN5UrME

thats hot

My heart is in Havana