/brit/

Doctor diagnosed me with virginits, says its incurable

Weirdest thing is that these people are secular
It’s not like they’re Quakers or Anabaptist they just hold these beliefs because a cartoon told them they’re right or something

Fuck off, wog.

big agree mate

just want a femdom gf

nig
ger

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lad I know it's getting you down but will noshing eccies really make you feel any better about it?

*dabs*

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reckon i killed myself in a past life

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jesus fucking christ

Do they still make Question Time?

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youtu.be/YthChN1Wq8M

Fuck off, wog.

Bought a new phone and it's broken out of the box. Won't charge or recognise any USB cables. Have to wait until tomorrow to find out of the shop will take it back.
This is why I have trust issues.

it is funny seeing an absolute wet wipe get a hard on over their first when they have no people skills whatsoever

This map is bollocks, I live in Derbyshire and literally nobody says scone like cone

yes lol

Fuck off, wog.

bet her boyfriend takes all the pictures and set up the patreon account
double cucked

you're on wikipedia btw en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nonce

Any vegan man in?

Shorter men earn less and are much more likely to commit suicide

mighty derbyshire stands resilient against the cone hordes

imagine life as a chad in halls, just banging prime pieces non-stop, phone blowing up with invites to go out every night

then compare it to the incel life

a dire, DIRE state of affairs

>caring about uni

u flopped it la

shall we review 190's "life":
dog nose and monkey lips
failed to pull at freshers
supposedly abuses drugs and then wonders why he has mental illnesses
at a shit uni and still failing to get above a 2:2
lives in fucking wales

what else?

t. cannot read a map properly

Got a disclipinary hearing at university because someone shat outside my the dorm across from mine and the girl who's in there said she saw me doing it and the CCTV doesn't even show the face since its at the end of the hall hopefully i wont get kicked out because theres no evidence

youtube.com/watch?v=t6dALp4VPU8

This is true
I'm 5'7 and a NEET
Also suicidal

baffling post

my week long vodka binge is over. just a few bottles tonight.
hope i didnt do anything mental. i vaguely remember ranting on /brit/ a few days ago.

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Rate my tea lads

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unironically a chad by that standard then.

banging girls gets boring after a while, much rather see the pet rock get fucked up on drugs.

i was well on the road to incel logic by the time i went to halls but halls just completely confirmed it

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Might give it the old watch tonight then, ta

Fuck off, wog.

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My course is:
>24th in Complete University Guide
>13th in the Guardian
phew just about made it

mate you failed to pull on freshers, says it all really

not going to the barber because you're nervous about speaking to him permanently discounts you as a chad

gj

I work in archaeology so people skills aren't the main thing, it's more not being a complete retard, having an eye for stratigraphy, drawing/recording skills, and being physically fit enough to dig quickly.
All of which a lot of postgrad educated people really seem to struggle with. I had to spend a good hour today sorting out a site's photo archive because one of the blokes had made a complete arse of it and he's 30-odd with a PHD.

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genuinely but passively support israel

Fuck off, wog.

Would it be a dick move to abandon my family when my dad currently has kidney issues?

why is talking about salary such a taboo

>banging girls gets boring after a while

actually untrue, been shagging girls for nearly 3 years now and not bored of it whatsoever

CCTV is (pardon the pun) shit for stuff like this.

peng

not sure if i should called the coppers or kill him lads

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are you an archaeologist

suck his willy

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holy shit i'm in this video

youtube.com/watch?v=ul6TVEz2Mzo

because it's seen as an american/wog thing

I went out about 3 times a week in halls and shagged a dozen girls having gone in as a virgin
then again I am a 6'3 rugby player so take that how you will

cokelad here had a fun day today i was meant to be having my trial for supposed "stalking" today but i fucked around with the legal aid funding to get it all adjorned at the last minute and literally everybody booked a day off work and turned up and were told to go home. i kept smiling at her stepdad and he tried to square up to me and i burst out laughing. your daughters a literal prostitute mate that's why i called her a slag hahah

is there a point to daddy long legs and moths? do they exist just to hide in the dark and then fly into your face? can we just kill them all with some manmade virus or something?

Fuck off, wog.

What is this from?

tarq

ex machina

The Hubble Ultra-Deep Field (HUDF) is an image of a small region of space in the constellation Fornax, containing an estimated 10,000 galaxies

Located southwest of Orion in the southern-hemisphere constellation Fornax, the rectangular image is 2.4 arcminutes to an edge,[4] or 3.4 arcminutes diagonally. This is smaller than a 1 mm by 1 mm square of paper held at 1 meter away, and equal to roughly one twenty-six-millionth of the total area of the sky.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=Xas0FR2ipio

the quirky uni GF

ex machina, a decent film that was very overrated when it came out a few years ago by brainlets

looks decent

wish we had a decent chippy down our way :/

Is he right?

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dont believe you

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how did you get it called off

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im not a Chad

Fuck off, wog.

students should be liquidated

why is he so OBSESSED with her?

imagining the plethora of mental illnesses that ahve fucked her head up

based

the only bone you have that'll need examining is your skull after I cave it in mate

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whatever
shit

in awe