Let me be your friend, Germany!

Gorkovskiy avtomobilniy zavod

>Head of our biggest bank is ethnic German =\

More than 50% of Siberians are the same ethnic Germans as Herman Gref.
Volga Germans != ethnic Germans.

He asking for Victory. Think about it.

He isn't Volga. He's ethnic.

Omg, i get this deep irony.

>He isn't Volga. He's ethnic.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazakhstan_Germans

We had a lot of different Germans. He's parents from Donbas.

>Herman Gref was born in the Kazakh Soviet Socialist Republic (now Kazakhstan) into a family of ethnic German deportees who were exiled there in 1941.

I love Russia

Sorry, but you have no one reason to love us except "MUH QT RUSSIAN GIRLS" :(

I think we should all get along.
One time I met a German girl who openly hated Russians.

At least you met a girl in your life

>a German girl who openly hated Russians.

Like most Germans :(

>One time I met a German girl who openly hated Russians.
based

Nah i like all russians

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That's a good thing. Stop being pussy, and stop looking for a good thoughts from Germans. We did once in past century, we failed.

Don't you remember what happened last time you trusted G*rms?

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self-hate due to fact that deep inside she knows she is actually a Slav

Hitler himself wrote in Main Kampf that 80% of Germans are of Slavic origin

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Btw, her name is Luisa and she looks like a female version of him.

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I'm an American, don't hack me silly boy :3

I met once a german girl in airplane, we have talk almost all flight, then i asked her instagtam/social network and she refused.

Did you want to fuck her, was she good-looking?

>MUH QT RUSSIAN GIRLS"

I just want a cute Russian twink bf :^)

>angl*s get shit in german-russian relations

As always.

I was in russia during the world cup it was pretty cool
I will visit again next year

Sure i did, lol, i have an instrument for it. She was pretty average and a little bit fat (not really fat but big, probably like average european)

lmao
one of my coworkers openly siad to me she despises russians in germans
she didnt know i am volga german
she thought i was german or some medfuck lmao

are u white

This is in your blood.

>russians in germans
Did you mean * and

We have an fucking economic crash right now.
Perhaps WC was a death agony of Russia.

i look like a pale spaniard
pic related but darker hair and no freckles
i dont think she thought i was turk, but maybe polakk, slovak or some italian shit

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Germans are really unapproachable, don't take it too badly, they just don't give out their digits or social (if they even have them, they're not that common, maybe FB, but not IG, snap etc) unless they've known you for a longer time.

*russians in germany
she despises them because her overall experience has been quite bad with them

what russians? it's hard for a russian to immigrate unless he's a programmer or some shit
but yeah millions of volga germans with soviet mentality immigrated during 90's

nahh she was talking about those volga germans that cant speak german at all or still use russian in public, whichis unacceptable imho

yeah i know they could get a passport without 7 years of residence in Germany

it infuriates me that my family still watches this russian state telvision piece of shit propaganda piece on the highest volume

Funny thing - i get a Dutch friend in this trip, he's name Roel. We continued communication via emails but then he missed.

It all makes sense now.
When I read Russians in Germans, I literaly thought of Russians fucking Germans.

>i get a Dutch friend in this trip, he's name Roel

Could you please describe the shape and taste of his penis in great detail.

did he stink
because dutch people are notorious for stinking like shit

Dutch people are handsome and smell nice.

>Implying all German media isn't any less propaganda

Go prep the bull, Hans.

it made sense either way
they are ugly and fat
i dont watcch news at al

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You thought about 45 year? You know...

It's better for you, to know how to make friends

Soviet propaganda machine was strong and Iron Curtain also possible helped in this.

What they think about Crimea annexation?

Dutch guys are the cutest guys in the world, followed by Swedes, Russians and Poles.

Sometimes I believe that there is something common in Russian and German soul, which prevents them to hate each other disregardless history

>That traitor with the Italy shirt.

they support it
either i do
the only russian thing i regualrly cosume is russian football

sure closet fag
>muh victim complex
their eternal goals is to bully polakks to the ground

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Welcome to our nightmare. In Poland we complain all the time how Krauts own all our banks/industry etc.

I'm not in the closet.

>Hitler himself wrote in Main Kampf that 80% of Germans are of Slavic origin

Uhmm... what? Fucking source. He considered Slavs sub-humans.

He isn't own it, tho. It's a state own bank.

Why do Americans have to bring their fetishes into everything?

>Krauts own all our banks/industry

We don't.

He is fucking right though.

sorry but hitler is austrian and thus slavic
his surname was Hitlerov

you are supposed to stay in there to be punished

He isn't.

>Hitler himself wrote in Main Kampf that 80% of Germans are of Slavic origin
He also called Germans Aryans. The man was a brainlet with anthropology.

England actually always shits. That's why they never had long-term ally relations with any European country.

>the only russian thing i regualrly cosume is russian football

Do you know that you eat shit?

I cannot be punished.

Shut the fuck up, you retard. He did not said anything about ''victim complex''.

Stop looking for a reason to shit on other people.

>they support it

Ehhh...

Why do they hate us so?

funny coming from a polakk who probaly has been on welfare on the isles
bundesliga performed way worse on international stage than rfpl last two years

gib space tigers

He fucking IS, you brainded retard. In 1941 you fucking steeamrolled right into Russia, breaking the Ribentrop-Molotov pact and slaughtered 1/5 of their population, despite the fact that Russians fucking BUILD your war industry, feed you OIL and other resources for nearly a fucking decade.

He isn't.

>He did not said anything about ''victim complex''.
yes he didnt, but his pessimistic, russo-germanphobe stance stems from your internal inherited pstd likevictim complex
so fuck off shizo polakk
navalny your popstar wouldnt give away crimea either so what

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He is, and I already won this seeing as you disregarded my entire point.

>despite the fact that Russians fucking BUILD your war industry
AFAIK we only train them in Kama and Lipetsk

England is an island, their interest was traditionally overseas, the best thing for them was therefore to keep a balance of power in Europe so that nobody on the continent could start rivaling them on the seas
that's why they always fought against the most powerful or upcoming European land power, be it Spain, France or Germany
can you unironically not write a single post that doesn't sound like you have tourette?

Ich warte bis es dunkel ist.
>:)

You didn't.

I don't want to a free advocate for Poles, but I just say your not right if you want to use "polack toilet cleaner" argument. But from perspective of history England fucked Poland and you know when and how.

lol

Great Britain has always had Poland's best interest at heart.

>yes he didnt, but his pessimistic, russo-germanphobe stance stems from your internal inherited pstd likevictim complex

The fuck are you even sperging about, you retarded Fritz? He didn't said ANYTHING of the sort. He was actually fucking COMPLEMENTING you, you goddamn cretin. He was amazed how Russians can even find it in themselves to forgive krauts after what they did to their country. And I am amazed too, to be honest.

Again, stop loking for a fight, where there is none.

>But from perspective of history England fucked Poland and you know when and how.
dunno, i just wanted to rub some salt into the wound

Yes I did. I am right, you are not.

lmao, oh yea the innocent polakk
he was plotting another conspiracy in the meantime
do you think i cant read between the lines, do you think i am stub wood

as usaual a polakk enters the thread and everaything gets messy
dont start shit or you get hit, you havent learned after the second time obviously

You aren't.

>dont start shit or you get hit, you havent learned after the second time obviously
>flag
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I've meant the enormous transports of OIL and other resources to Reich. Those resources are ironically what made Barbarossa even possible in the first place. In early 1940 UK was actually considering bombing SU to stop the flow of Oil to Germany.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Pike