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>post Ralph Little 2 Pints

no son

American comedy
what's wrong with them?

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>brit moves to america
seen as a gentleman
>american moves to britain
seen as a clown

hat

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Jow Forums is majority american

don't forget your cargo shorts so I can spot you from miles away. that way I can avoid you easily

Smegheads

bleib sauer, hans

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I sure do love post-middle age Jews pretending to be relevant to the soundtrack of canned laughter

what's hat about that?

whenever an american tourist asks me directions or for somewhere to eat I send them the WRONG way to the SHITTEST HOLE in town, fuck yanks

>are you shagging
yes lad

i'll always look german or anglo lad
especially to a native of a non-white nation like france

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One holocaust wasn't enough

Quick start talking about Unis

based. Did this to a yank qt a few years ago. Sent her into Rusholme LMAO

>Seen as a gentleman

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lads imagine gangs of turtles roaming the street pure givent people evils and that, wouldn't that be mad. and they're not like anthropomorphised teenage mutant teenage mutant ninja turtles or anything they just sort of normal size but they've got these sort of violent gang vibes and youd cross the street to avoid them

>Larry Sanders Show
>canned laughter
outed as a pleb

BASED rangers drew

fuck off riley

barking

hahahahahah

Ever see a nigger woman and just think she’d be well fit if she was normal?

tim's facebook is popping off look at them fuckin notifications

>he's mad about rich whites, aka Americans
wonder why so bitter
could it be because you're poor whites, crushed under the burden of oppressive taxation

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you can joke about wedding only if you've been with her for more than 5 years. It's kind of a rule. otherwise it's bad luck

liverpool

hahahahahaha

how the fuck are labour so incompetent?

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can I ask the fwb to buy and dress in a school uniform

are you talking about the aussie wog or actual turtles

got phimo but don't care, I'll die a virgin anyway

...post by me timothy james byrne

i want pol tier grim yanks to leave

germans and anglos look nothing alike bucko

>i'll always look german or anglo lad

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nah this didn't happen
would've heard about her being raped and killed in the men

hate snakes venomous creatures

why cant i just be normal?
what is wrong with me lmao

First few series of 2 Pints is just about the best BBC Three have had, watching that and Monkey Dust back to back

stretch the 'nis you mong. not hard.

mad that i'll never have a gf

It's only the curry mile. Like to think that she walked all the way to Didsbury though

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both are white
>n-NOOOO YOU CAN'T BE WHITE
north germans tell me i need to get a tan lmfao
literally
LITERALLY
whiter
than
you

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it just bleeds, and there's not enough painkillers in the world for me to do it twice a day for months

turtles but thinking about it theyd probably be quite unruly with the flippers and need for water and that so pragmatically speaking tortoises instead in all honesty mates but still in a gang just giving people evils and staring them down

reckon phimosis lads just didn't wank properly when they were young

reckon i'd be a top-tier poon slayer if i had a british accent

hissss :3

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>monkey dust
keep seeing this everywhere.
i keep seeing the word "ambrosia" in real life and also in my dreams
what does it all mean? gods real as fuck and its genuinely fucked up.

love the scottish

Can always spot the Yanks by how loud and obnoxious they are. Also how light appears to bend due to their darker than a black hole at midnight complexion.

I am fucking miserable

I'm an American living in Ukraine.

yes it was literally because of this for me

alri mum and dad aha

honestly what's your problem
you always muttpost americans even vaguely referencing they're white or have european ancestry

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to be honest if you didn't do it when you were younger you're kinda fucked.

first season of being human was alright, not a great comedy like

being a pasty white yank is about as bad as being a nonwhite yank

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they don't look the same, simple as.
just take your cargo shorts with you and your tennis and white socks. thanks

nothing wrong with killing rich people
not a communist, just a fact for you

maybe its just the weather

omg
is that a snake-warmer?

no

would love to slice it's head off

absolutely fuckin grim

one of the worst scenes in the whole series

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>honestly what's your problem

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Their countries are slowly being eviscerated by their own governments and the amerimutt meme is a personification of their own fears regarding what their country will be in the next two generations.

i demand one of these as a gf

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quite amazing being alive really isnt it lads

god she is so sweet lads, she is absolutely in love with me

wish i had some coke

all i'm chasing is the chase

This thread is weird for somebody with both American and English family.

just so furious about us rich whites i see

that ambrosia things got me fucked up. i only just google'd it, turns out it's some god's drink. i thought it was a brand of custard. very spooky honestly.
seen it written everywhere recently, strange.

you actually don't

same
was on the verge of tears in work today. just don't see the point. doing a reconnaissance trip to beachy head this weekend.

when you're talking about something (posessive) it's "its", not "it's". Its, not it is.
>I would like to slice it is head off lol durr bdruurrr *dribbles down front*
irish RUNT
don't fucking reply just learn

it's a very distinctive ring, it's like thick skin on the heel of your foot and it doesn't stretch, it just cracks
what would medical intervention even do? I wouldn't wanna get the chop

yeah love perceiving shit me

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Octopuses are so fucking weird