Norway is the most useless country in the world, prove me wrong

t. Mohammad Muhammas

i feel the same about my country, it's just a fake meme country following degenerate american culture

I wouldn't call Nordic countries shit, but these very boring.

You literally can't be depressed.

You faggot, why you you post these every week?
Atleast we're historically better off than Iceland and Finland.
In fact, we are the only nordic directly responsible for the creation (literal creation) of a modern nordic.

>the cringeworthy Norwegian from Norgay is back
>he now pretends to be humble
>still manages to include his """empire""" of penguins in the post
Truls I'm sick and tired of your shit

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>Norway is the most useless country in the world, prove me wrong.
I can't

These *ARE

>>
You get depressed

(you)

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>rainy day, I'm on my way home from work
>been cleaning tables all day for Trust-Fund Truls
>I hear a loud engine approaching behind me
>Truls rolls past me in the new Ferrari his dad bought him
>dirty water splashes all over me
>he throws a banana at the back of my head
>yells something in Danish I can't understand
fucking Norgay...

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Better to be a useless country like Norway than a useless country like Somalia.

What the fuck are you on about?

What would be your ideal country to live in then?

Trust-Fund Truls...you're not fooling anyone

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Yes, we're useless. (I am danish)

'Murica is VERY popular among Nordics.

>Truls tries to play humble
>rides to his university in his brand new Lambourghini that his dad bought him
>doesn't even need to refill the gas tank
>he just uses the oil from his bathtub
Norgay..

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trust me you don't wanna live in this shithole I'd rather live over there in a nordic country

Sage, this nigger literally makes this post every other week.

Austria

>"Sven, what do you mean you can't afford a new car? Just use your trust fund money"
>tries to explain to him that not everyone has a trust fund
>he starts laughing in Danish because he thinks I'm joking
fucking Norgay...

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Did McDonald's fire you Sven for fucking up one too many orders?

It sucks here though lol. Yeah it's exciting but who gives a shit when you can't comfortably raise a family and be happy or safe and secure in what the future would hold.

Interesting why Austria?

Where do you live?

I've been on vacation in California (Santa Barbara and LA) and even though there are some extremely shitty areas I'd still like to live there in some good area and hopefully will some day.

S-S-STOP I'M ONLY SERVING LATTES BECAUSE NORWAY GIVES HIGHER WAGES

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Because its a good balance of quality of life and wealth.

some middle of fucking nowhere in Pennsylvania

Its alright but its boring and ugly

>after work
>sit on park bench in Oslo with a cup of coffee that I just emptied
>Truls and his friend oil-FjOlf Pikkessen walks past me
>they mistake me for a beggar because I wasn't wearing a new 5000 dollar suit
>throw some oil in my coffee cup

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he coudln't even properly peel a banana, if you can imagine that

Fuck off Somali, go back to your shithole in Africa.

I am moving to California in the future too

are you from up north? pretty grim towns up north

regards,
chester

>norwegian tourist just got me fired for not knowing what a "kjempetorsk" is

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Vikings were basically ice niggers

Lol that sounds quite a boring area. Maybe you should consider becoming Amish and be a happy farmer :)

>Trust-Fund Truls tells his dad to fire me
>their reasons was that I didn't peel the bananas in a "kjempegutt" way
>they won't explain to me what kjempegutt is
Norgay was a big mistake

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>it's night for 6 months
>you can't be depressed
too bad money can't buy the sun

he's likely surrounded by mountains and former coal mines oh foreigner

ITT everyone hates their respective countries

Ok, Amish is the first thing that comes to my foreign mind when I hear the words "rural Pennsylvania".

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It's you isn't it Truls?

Much of the state is forested woodland, with lots of hills and mountains, the Appalachians run up the center of the state. There South Eastern wedge it the strongest farm country, and most economically vibrant, though that's not to say there isn't farming elsewhere of course.

I hate this shithole.
We barely have any history.
We have no future.
Please kill me.

>Please kill me.
This is the last job I will do for you, Truls. But this one is for free

that's the same for all of scandinavia
we are just american puppets with dying cultures

Then why are you always telling us to fuck off, you're full whenever we want to move over there. How shit we are, yet you want to come here? I never understand this board. It'll be hard fought "battles" about how much we suck, and that we shouldn't be coming over there.. but you guys want to come here.

we should kill all of the danish and swedish tourists

I don't know man

based

It's all a big meme

we need to spread NORDIC genes in america that's why but Skyrim måst remäön glåriös äs it wör

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wow it's almost as if every flag on int isn't one person but a bunch of different individuals with their own prefrences and opinions
Then move to USA you faggot, Trump will blow you off on the airport.
Oh yes it is

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What the fug, did I suffer a stroke writing the second sentence?

Lol, I was just about to comment on that!

shithole desu

Norway you have
>muh blackmetal
>muh oil

You're doing fine.

Truls don't come to your dad's stockholder meeting tomorrow

>leather shoes

Id say its a pretty unanimous consensus among the nordic flags. Since its really about the only countries we want to come to.

>I am danish. (Norway is danish)
We are all of the greek

Maybe on this forum.

In reality most Finns are like excited puppies if some proper Western people (Americans, Germans etc.) even consider moving here.

In real life 95% of nordics adore the US. Trump isn't popular obviously (we're European after all) but the "american spirit" or the stereotypical midwestern life is a dream life for many. Maybe that midwest doesn't exist, but I'd sure like to go there.

EXCUSE ME

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Oh really, thats cool. Heh, learn something new. These talks generally don't happen on this board. And I have limited exposure to you guys.

>the stereotypical midwestern life is a dream life for many
Being poor, living in a double wide, surrounded by flat emptiness and addicted to opiates is a dream?

Not the midwest but New England.

That's not the Midwest at all. More like South Dakota or Kansas.

Yeah sure we do while discussing the latest and greatest school shootings. You're probably just that Greek tourist baiting or some arab diaspora. I've heard many fellow Norwegians say that being born here is like winning the lottery in life. Just fuck off back to your 3rd world shithole already or go to America, faggot.

As I said it probably doesn't exist.
But the image most of us have in mind is corn fields, american BBQ, comfy (cold) winters and homely autumns+summers. Getting on by the sweat of one's brow.
Is that a forgotten hollywood-perpetuated dream? Perhaps. It's what we have in mind anyway.

My mind must have been distracted recounting the beauty of my state's features as I typed.

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>I've heard many fellow Norwegians say that being born here is like winning the lottery in life

I've heard many Finns say that as well, but I doubt if anyone of them actually believes it.

The weirdest thing in LA was when you had to take some detour back to crib from some shit like Rodeo Drive and go through a sketchy neighbour with everything in Spanish. I think even Mickey Dee was in Spanish IIRC. After that bounce back to some nice county.

>ruling over penguins
Haakon already rules over 4.5 million idiots in fancy clothes in Norway

That's the stuff that smells of a pleasant childhood in northern Minnesota.

Nah, it does exist, we take it for granted, and its a backbreaking lifestyle. Your best bet would be to earn enough to retire here, and manage a small farm than get a job trying to farm. That job is alive and well, asa well as the lifestyle. It's just ever shrinking and becoming more consolidated into mega corporate farms.. because everyone is leaving the country to make the real money in the city.. like most other places.

>the stereotypical midwestern life is a dream life for many
dunno how much you talk to people about this, but in my experience, people think america is a shithole. they consume american culture, but the country itself is viewed as a dysfunctional place filled with school shooters

Sverige...

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some people get their kicks stompin' on a dream

Yeah, LA is quite a place. Some areas are like a 3rd world country with trash all over the streets and homeless people literally sleeping on the pavement.

And then you have Beverly Hills and what not.

Wrong image fuck

I wasn't aware you were actually retards :/

Americanization is a natural byproduct of living in a first world country, regrettably

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What about countries like UK, Germany and France then? They seem pretty in touch with their culture.

Bigger markets might offer more local stuff.

Kåmelosa

Would you say that old norway is dead? That the Faroes and Iceland are all that remains of it?

Are they really?

We're all shackled in one way or another by America's influences, we all consume Netflix garbage, we all flock to see whatever garbage Hollywood churns out and we all eventually pick up on the mannerisms and fads that go on in America

In the case of the Nordic countries it may be more severe but I think all of Europe is affected to some degree nonetheless

Stop, I'm sure Icelanders are sick to death of us always trying to start history discussions with them all the time and nothing else. Keep this onto another thread, it's pretty cringe.

as much as i love making fun of you ice monkeys (except finland) i also want to live there

:*<

t. wageslave from commiefornia