Vive la France, hon hon

>work for a p*Lish corporation
>pay is shit
>working conditions are absolute fucking garbage
>always mentally exhausted at the end of the day
>late more than three minutes? file a report you pig!
>break time is strict to every last second
>hated every minute spent there
>had to be at work at least 2 weekends a month


>apply for an entry level job at a French company (polish subsidiary)
>almost doubled my wage without me even having to negotiate (I was ready to accept a MUCH MUCH lower job offering, accepted right on the spot) and that's only for the first 6 months
>private healthcare plan already in the contract
>subsidies for commuting costs
>wear flip flops and comfy sweat pants at work because personal comfort is a priority at work
>absolute fucking frenchiest work ethics possible - in a 8 hour work day I spend 4 hours at BEST actually working
>1 hour break to have a dinner in the middle of workday? no problem mon ami!
>20 minute cigarette break? hon hon, i'm coming with you!
>pinball machine, table tennis, table football and a PS4 at workplace for your leisure
>work schedule? what's that? You're supposed to show up at work between 8-11AM, when you're actually going to show up it's up to you to decide
>working weekends? eww, weekends are for spending time with your family and friends
>can't be arsed to actually show up at the office? no problem bibi, home office it is, two days a week max.


France will save us all.
I'm a firm supporter of the hostile European (under the French command) takeover of p*Land. Fuck p*Land and it's shitty people.

This is a thread dedicated for anons to share their experiences about accepting the French way of doing things that improved their lifes.

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Europoors only like France because Germany is actually making people work for a living.

what a slave mentality holy shit
Z-A-P-I-ER-D-A-L-A-N-I-E

It's no surprise that americans is frustrated by the superior French way.

Many p*Lish people will share similar experiences working for p*Lish companies because p*Lish companies try their fucking hardest to emulate the slavery-but-not-quite work ethics of am*Rican corporations because both amerikkkan and polish employees love the same things - earn the most money off of you while making you suffer as much as possible

Absoluty based 100% agree

>slave
>slavery
Its called being paid what you're intellectually worth.

Yes, a CEO of a major corporation is more important to the organization and therefore deserves high compensation to stay in.

Don't fall for their tricks. If we workers unite, we can force them to give us even more better conditions.

Wonder why the French think I'm worth twice as much than the P*Lish emulating the Amerikkkans.
Oh right because the Polish emulating the Amerikkkans only care about making your life a fucking misery and squeezing life and joy out of you.

A CEO of a major corporation deserves high compensation to stay in.
A CEO of a major corporation deserves even higher compensation when he realizes that the wellbeing of his employees is one of the most valuable things his company has.

That's the difference between Y*u and the French. The French understand that you work to live, not work to die.

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Sounds similar to my office job as a civil servant at a Swedish state agency. Spent 30 mins playing table tennis with broworkers in the basement today.

Macron wants to change this and make France more a*glo though.

*snap*

>the wellbeing of his employees is one of the most valuable things his company has.
Thats where you're wrong, employees are replaceable. Even in France. Thats why education matters. Why should an employer keep an under productive-entitled jerk around?

So no matter what reality you live in, you still have to (and should want to) out perform others in your work space. Remember that God is watching.

*snap*

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huuuummm... based, I guess ?

Well, we're better than the UK and almost at the level of Germany, where your working conditions are shit.
So I'm ok with that graph.

Yup, we have it good, but you're only seeing the good parts because you're a foreigner.

>pinball machine, table tennis, table football and a PS4 at workplace for your leisure
This is only because you are in a dipshit hipster company. It's not like that everywhere.

>we're better than the UK and almost at the level of Germany
>France 7
>UK 6
>Germany 4
No wonder France cant even break top 5 worlds largest economies, even with the wonderful working conditions!

My bad I didn't specify. I was talking about the GDP growth.

So after all this time i have worked for polish corporations ?

>I was talking about the GDP growth
Ya, no you didnt need to specify.

The graph very clearly also proves that wrong.

What do you do?

Well, no.
My statement work for both 2018 and 2019 previsions. Even more in 2019.

It does not you retard
>1,8/1,6 (France)
>1,3/1,4 (Anglo)

You can't break into the top 5 with a population of 65 million unless you have the per capita GDP of fucking Switzerland. Per capita GDP of France is slightly higher than UK's, we are living longer and in better health, retirement at age 62 (60 until recently), big benefits, etc. Amerimutts and anglos will never understand this, they live lifes of cursed subhumans and they seem happy with it

>we're better than the UK and almost at the level of Germany
>My statement work for both 2018 and 2019 previsions
No it doesnt. Pretty simple graph.

Ok now I know that if you're not trolling, you just don't know how to read besides the big numbers going from 1 to 10.

I once worked for a Polish company and they were fucking punitive and petty as fuck.

Same deal in LT but it was to a lesser degree.

For me the perfect work environment is in the UK

Yes, workplace in France is so nice. Its great having soldiers on the streets to protect us!

>>we're better than the UK and almost at the level of Germany
>France 7
>UK 6
>Germany 4
>cant read
Just keep taking our refugees cause youre so smart and useful.

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I worked for a German company.
What you said is not true. We had self employed Germans writing 50 hours in 4 days and then send another invoice for working at home on sunday

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>My bad I didn't specify. I was talking about the GDP growth.
>Even after a backtrack, still trying to look right
>immediately posts nothing but memes to hide the shame of defeat at hands of 1 American poster.

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I see that you're a fellow socialist chad.

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Wow.

>when your entire existence relies on being smarter than Americans but you misread the graph and mistype your argument based on lack of reading comprehension of graph

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>Not being able to say "Oops sorry, I read that wrong, let's discuss this like adults, thus ending the stereotype of the dumb american."

>not being able to say "oops im sorry, I read the graph wrong' and instead result to just posting images and 'le american' memes
You're the one that fucked up, sorry you read graph wrong and then embarrassed yourself by posting as if you knew what graph said
>Well, we're better than the UK and almost at the level of Germany,
>My bad I didn't specify

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Yes, France is based. It is known that their culture is superior to that of any other, their women of unparalleled beauty, their food exquisite, their landscapes awe inspiring, their metropolis clean and orderly, their social attitudes relaxed, their literature and art moving and their language poetic.

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God bless France for real. Im not meming.

don't forget that French is the language of the elite in Ireland, too

I said i didn't specified because that's what happened.
Now look at the numbers on the left, and you'll see that my point is still standing.

If you can't see it too bad I guess.

Im not Trinity

(((God)))

>I said i didn't specified because that's what happened.
Yes I know, you didnt specify because you're wrong. Numbers on left and right prove you wrong.

Sorry you fucked up in the midst of an American.

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On behalf of all Americans, I'd like to apologize for this rude man and thank France for being America's oldest, best friend.

>Fuck p*Land and it's shitty people
agreed

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True my friend.
Together - to victory.

>Well, we're better than the UK
Still wrong, please learn how to actually read the graph before you try to make a comment on its interpretation. Even with your GDP Growth (one of which is prediction), you are still out produced.

If your country does not have a larger Nominal GDP, you are not 'better' than UK and also outproduced by Germany by double.

Therefore, BOTH sides of graph have proven you wrong. Sorry.

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Don't be sorry. I was wrong.

Dont mean to be rude, but what you said was just empirically wrong. Even with your projected increase in %; the UK would still be ahead of you.

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Most GDP charts show France and UK trades places (whatever spot that maybe) every year or so.

Yeah I deleted my post, I was wrong again but actually saw it. I remembered that we exchange place every so often.

I agree so now what does it say about work ethics if anglo and france are always tied for productivity?

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Can't read

Freedom ain't free.

>private healthcare plan already in the contract
That is required by the law.
>wear flip flops and comfy sweat pants at work because personal comfort is a priority at work
I worked for 4 diferent french companies and I never saw that.
>pinball machine, table tennis, table football and a PS4 at workplace for your leisure
Same.

I utterly hate how abusive East European companies are to their workers (especially tradesmen, fuck the horror stories I've heard). No wonder EVERY single EE skilled worker wants to works somewhere out of country or with a foreign subsidiary.