Let's be done with these guys

big and hairy, am I right fellow sven

To based

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Have you heard about Ancient Finland yet?

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No

You should it's very fascinating. There were several tribes ruled by Kings, like the Sums, the Tavasts and the Karelians.

Have you heard of a fuckin shower? lmao

*slices you*
begone swedoid

KANG is currently shitposting on ylilauta in multiple threads, so if you want to know more, then he's the guy. Kang is expert on ancient Finnish kings, castles and gods
ylilauta.org/sekalainen/88140120
ylilauta.org/sekalainen/88260782
ylilauta.org/sekalainen/88258817

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That fucking sweatshirt hahahahaha

>I shower to smell nice

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It's a traditional Karelian sweater I'm wearing one too right now

*teleports behind you*

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I'm rather fond of them. Yet, now that you mention it. I don't like you, very much.

unironically based

i love you because you love finland
all must love finland

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Finns are the last White people Swedes are orange and Russia is Turko-Islamic

I like her masculine square jaw, very high testosterone.

>Swedes are orange
so are finns

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The cocks thing has got to go

It's uncommon most have true White skin

>the cock thing
The what?

That's literally because you all hide from the sun in your houses. I can identify with that. Fuck that annoying orb. It's for gays and despondent housewives.

most finns get tan every summer

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You are mentally ill don't respond to my posts again

The cocks thing

That may be true, or it may not but I still think you guys are pretty cool. Plus I had a great sexual relationship with a petite Finnish woman once and I'm pretty sure that was great.

European women treat their genitals more like a guy does. Gimme that weathered labia.

I still have no idea what you're talking about.

I was in Finland not doing, whatever the fuck it is you were doing.

>red army begins massing on karelia and eastern finland
>"comrades! our enemy is a country of backwards farmers, this will be an easy win for GLORIOUS soviet union!"
>November 30, 1939 soviet union attacks
>united nations asks why invade finland
>"because dude, soviet union needs more land!" - Vyacheslav M*lotov

>tfw tiny baby finland
>tfw facing off against the full might of the soviet union, by yourself
>"FUCK THE SOVIETS, FUCK THE SW*DES, WE WANT OUR BREEDOM" - mannerheim

>tfw soviet truck driver
>tfw see people in white camo rise from the snow
>get shot

>tfw attacked day and night by people with flaming bottles of gasoline, sub machine guns, rifles, on skis.
>tfw tanks disabled by rocks and logs
>tfw red army is completely unprepared for finnish autism

>sign ceasefire, karelia is lost, but finland lives on

whenever i'm sad i think of finland :*D

Their sub-machine gun is a masterpiece of engineering and the soviets didn't learn to shut the fuck up until they spent half a century fucking up a generous portion of the world.

Long live Finland.

Did you know Finland is only country in the world who beat all factions during WW2

>Winter War, beat Soviets
>Continuation War, beat UK and Soviets
>Lappland War, beat Nazi Germany

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You didn't face us. In a conventional war however, with good generals, you learn not to fight when it isn't necessary. You be better than me at giving us a reason to fight you.

You don't know about the cocks thing? There's a thread about it 4x a day.

I haven't been on Jow Forums for months and their longbear bullshit isn't really my jam. Their women are often hot as fuck and that's about all I care about in Finland.

I want a cute finland bf desu

Anyway they spam homosexual anime threads with the title "Cocks..." shit gets like 200 replies

That's lovely.

I could drudge some care from giveafuck bay but hell, you've got plenty.

Idk I figured it was pertinent to the thread topic.

Where can I get one? T. Karelian

The Finns actually recoiled the soviet army and captured their ammunition. Then they modified their firearms to use that ammo. In some way, you've got to respect that sort of steadfast hardship.

NO FUCK OF SWEDEN

I don't know about modifications, the story goes that Finnish artillery barrels were designed to be 1mm narrower than Soviet artillery, so Finnish artillery could use both Finnish and Soviet munitions but Soviets could not use Finnish munitions

Check out his arms

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That's what happens when you only drink beer and get your daily calories that way

Suomen pee pee

Is this what 500 kcal daily intake looks like?

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Suomi pee pee

You literally would have no chance vs us, we have all the advantages over US army: we are farmers, we live in jungle-tier forests and we are whiter than you.
Would be over in a week.

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pls no bully
finlads are friends

>winter war
>beat soviet

>continuation war
>beat soviets
come on now

you don't even like your own countrymen

STOP PICKING ON FINLAND!

shut up sw*Doid your kind is not welcome here and never reply to my posts again

USA is not one person friend

This

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curiously convenient
faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=NYeaukbFEAI
you are allright
because of you i will buy two cheap burgers from mcdonalds today instead of going for hairy hands kebab

No offense, but we could just bomb you to death if push came to shove. We don't need half of the shit at our disposal when we can vaporize you from orbit.

The extremely ironic thing is that we never wanted to become this, what we are. We were isolationist and accepting and then, Europe and Japan came along saying "so what about these world wars?"

min pappa är finne, käraste lillebror

i want to take Finnish sauna. send help pls

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I have a sauna in my house. It was full of christmas decorations until I cleaned it out and threw that shit away.

It's a good cleanse, of something. I kept the dancing santa.

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"not our fault"
you guys have been fucking over the entire world since before WW1

the monroe doctrine was not designed with the welfare of non-US-americans in mind

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>He thinks Finns would have the same fighting spirit as third world, absolutely nothing to lose asian jungle monkeys

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Why, in any way, would it be?
We won, so we're going to be selfish about the terms in negotiation. You don't get our shit, when we win. I don't disagree but man, get a bit of realism.

I don't want to fight them for anything. Southeast Asians are terrifying in military conflict. They behave like fire ants and they never give up.

Exactly. There would never be an insurgency from a first world population, they live good lives, they have a lot to lose. The vast majority of them would rather flee.

And an insurgency is pretty much the only thing a modern military cannot effectively defeat, without just killing every single civilian that is.

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Wrong.

Take away their food, and their comfortable lives and suddenly you have a vicious insurgent. Maybe not the most useful one, but in no doubt, one with fervor for no particular reason.

A full stomach can be a motivator in a place with little food. When you operate in a place like Kosovo or something, the whole world seems damned. Hell is only one lost meal away.

>There would never be an insurgency from a first world population, they live good lives, they have a lot to lose
that's where you're wrong kiddo

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you don't seem to get the big picture
I will celebrate when the united states, or the united SNAKES as I call them, will fail

Nobody asked you.

It's not going to fail, it's going to devolve.

It will be ugly not just for us, but for everyone; including you. I can already come to your country because my mother is Finnish. Put the log in the stove and watch the world burn.

Sure there might be a small insurgency, but it would never be on the level of a population willing to send children under the age of 10 to die for it.

Pee pee Suomi pee

I would contend that object of argument. You could take southern California in less than a day (see how dumb that already sounds?) Then you'd have Idaho, Utah, Montana- which are full of veterans with absolute arsenals to fight with. You'd require an air force that would actually kill it's own people.

The American military would rebel against their commanders before that. They're us.

Finnish baby :DDDDDDD

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So we somehow go from how homosexual anime is annoying to it's not annoying because of the Winter War?

yikes