I literally can't imagine my life without eating some olive oil everyday

I literally can't imagine my life without eating some olive oil everyday

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I use butter more than olive oil
pls send help

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same desu

How do you consume it?

can't fap without it either

You put it on stuff, like veggies or meat

cooking, salads, sandwiches, toasts...

based

It's hard to eat enough olives too. They are so cheap. Every time I make a sandwich it's 70% olives.

here in finland you can find unopened bottles of extra virgin olive oil in dumpsters because people don't eat that crap

Some herbs and a chunk of bread and I'm a happy man

probably mistook it for alcohol

based, finland btfo

Sometimes when we deep fry burgers, you get these awesome puddles of grease on the plate. It taste great and I guess it’s pretty much the same thing as olive oil.

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what?
there is not a single instance in recorded history of finns throwing away alcohol

the joke is that olive oil bottles resemble wine ones silly

im going to try this

its okay because I am on keto aswell

Damn, finns are some stupid chumps

Oh man
This made me laugh my ass off

no they don't
also, did you know that in finland we can read?

before or after a glass or two?

There are people on this board who haven't eaten olive oil for years/their entire lives.

I'm currently at 20 drinks and I can read just fine

>I am on keto aswell

You’re good then, bro. Just make sure you get lots of batter on them before frying, as it tends to crumble off.

And people call us alcoholic

stop mixing your alcohol with juice boxes

joking aside, I am now at 7.75 Dioptres and need new glasses, text is blurry. bad time for a new videocard

except during the Winter War

I used to fuck an Italian girl who used olive oil as lube
Smelt pretty good and also she would make retarded comments in her Italian accent while sucking my peepee like "tastes good hehe" "would taste better with feta"

I literally can't imagine my life without eating some red meat everyday

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haven't eaten olive oil in years, AMA

blame your communist past
no one has ever seen a communist drink water

great now I'm hungry

Ehe got that quote

I've never tasted it AMA

Cooking
Tomato + mozzarella salad
Dip a piece of bread in good olive oil

A life spent without olive oil is not a life worth living

on veggies, to make soup, to cook pasta sauces and risotto,on fish/meat, to fry things (with butter and peanut oil)

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damn you're one dense motherfucker

It's also quite good as anal lube

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i've never used olive oil in my life, i only have it when i go south

circumcised faggot

Anally

For most of my life I assumed sunflower oil was the default.

what do you think about north americans mixxing it with balsamic vinegar and dipping bread in it?

mmm yummy

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It's fine, we do it in Italy as well sometimes

Lmao denser than a black hole

Use it as lube for the backdoor in your house.

I never use o*Ivoids, I use bvtter.

I like to find some nordic twins and bath them in oil, then when they are soft and wet I like to rape them with my big GLADIVS

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