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*pokes* edition

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Will not tolerate this sexual harassment

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you'd better tolerate it or i'll poke you some more
how are you doing desu

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Mean

Yeah I'm ok. Need to go on a supply run at some point. Feels bad

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supply run for what?
i had an interview earlier. interviews suck ass.

Decent coffee and smokes.

What was the interview for?

>smokes
yuck

for an internship next summer

>Americans and their slavery

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i'd be paid for it tho

Getting food vouchers for walmart cheese is not pay

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17.50 an hour is tho

also
>walmart cheese
i get my cheddar from a cheesemaker tyvm
no mystery cheese for me

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>less than minimum wage in Australia
>Still aware that's a high wage for a young job in America
oof

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>less than minimum wage in Australia
your minimum wage is 13.50 usd you nerd

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Only atm. Mighty Australian dollar is worth more than worthless USA fallout loot

the aussie dollar won't be worth the paper it's printed on when i'm through with your silly country

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t. greeter at walmat at 70

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we don't even have greeters anymore

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Its suicide then

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you first qt

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Good morning gang.

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hey man

heya

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How you been buddy?
Heyo there, hows the day treating you?

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hiya

still not great

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Drank all my rum. Can't deal with outside for a bit. Want smokes

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>Not great
Don't kvetch.

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who would win in a fight, a marauding horde of emus or a fleet of Bob Semple tanks?

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Everyone else

No good to hear but I was expecting it.
I read up in the thread you had an interview for an internship.
How'd that go?
You'll have to brave the outside sooner or later.
Also it's a bit early for rum isn't it?

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Rum was last night. Supply run is needed but idk if I have enough for smokes coffee and a taxi home

i do what i want..

it went well but i really don't like interviews

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How far away is the shop?
You might have to forget the taxi...
Thats good to hear, I don't think anyone likes interviews.
What was it for?

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>What was it for?
logistics job this summer
i asked my boss if it would be possible to use my current job for internship credits but he said he didn't think it was

Down the big hill...

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I think I've mentioned it before but that image is horrific.

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It was a different picture. You just have shit taste

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No, that thing is just uncanny

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Shame you're not canny, you could talk about something interesting

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I like it.

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I had questions about the Jewish faith but I forgot most of them. And no one has a simple answer to the simplest one

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Jewish faith is God is never wrong and we're merely tools, praying for some thing won't guarantee anything.

Yeah I believe something along those lines although nothing too concrete yet. Welcome to faith. It is a fucking tyranny

Morning boys

Morning. Hows the leggie wegs?

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Getting paranoid again, thought someone stole my phone this morning at the shared housing, it was under the mattress protector. Just end me already.

I can move them so I'm a happy camper
It's normal to be jittery in a new environment, give it a chance

objectively improved situation

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No good for anything.

Don't say that

Where is WESTIE!?

He was around earlier. Probably off doing irl things

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probably napping

Is this an anime thread?

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no

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New to these threads. Do folks ever share their location and meet up? Nobody from my area in /soc/

That's a shame.

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How dare he! He's the only one I can play muh space testosterone videogames with. I guess I'll have to do something else instead
Lazybones

Its been known

Yep. Bugger off merkel

Eh if I could be bothered, I'd play with you. Get better taste

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don't try to use this as /soc/ pls

Not really. I'll allow it if you kidnap my ex and deliver them to me unharmed though.
My laptop is shit and can't play most games.
Also I'm allowed to have shit taste in games!
I'll probably just go play more monster hunter, I need to do the dumb hr49 quest anyway
Stupid thunderpony

I've got MHW I'm only HR24 or something though. Bit unmotivated for it

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>Also I'm allowed to have shit taste in games!

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By turn into /soc/ do you mean hope to fulfill my dream of one day meeting an user IRL? I only browse soc for the Aussie threads just to see who's from where

Use the weekend australia thread on Jow Forums if you really want to meet someone

Was not aware of that. Thanks fren!

I'm hungry

hi hungry

8pm cometh better eat while you can

Dad, when are you coming back from the shop? You said you were going out to get cigs. It's been 12 years

still waiting in line for these goddamn pall malls kiddo

Lucky you picked up a new wife while you waited really

*pokes agressively*

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heya flip-kun

fet birb

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Pls only gentle pokes
I wanna hug it

Birds don't like hugs

wholesome

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Henlo cutie
Oh for you westy its bully pokes

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Just finished eating some hot chips with chicken salt on the wharf. Nice sunny day but a little breezy.

Sorry where do you live?

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how is your day going?

Tweed.

Tweed's turbo as fcuk. Are you the depressed guy?

Someone tell the other chch poster to calm down, this is not an effective way of getting a gf
I'm not westie

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I did not abduct her, I did not, Its bullshit

t. Chrch

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I'm westy you silly goose.
And you will NOT bully me.
>this is not an effective way of getting a gf
Yes it is.
He just sucks at it.

Prisoner not gf Wersty

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>Yes it is.
>He just sucks at it.
Does this apply to bfs also? If so, wanna help kidnap someone with me? I'll make it worth your while

i don't think that would help you qt

It's all the same to me.
Yes, yes it does.
I'm always willing to help out a friend so sure thing.

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How worth my while?

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>westy's dream

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>i don't think that would help you qt
Probably not, but I'm going to try anyway
>Yes, yes it does.
>I'm always willing to help out a friend so sure thing
Sweet, I'll get the 24 pack now
I'll buy you a pack of cigs I guess

me on the right, ANGUS on the left

Eating lunch now
Another kiwi? Interesting
Fufufu I bullied you many times remember?

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