the state of australians...
The state of australians
Luis Wood
Ryan Roberts
bump
Parker Cooper
Carson Davis
AUSGAYLIA BTFO
Carter Roberts
Australian wildlife honestly scares the shit out of me. There are just some places humans never should have settled.
Benjamin Moore
I can't really understand how the live there. In my 27 years of life I've only 4 times seen snake that could've killed me. And it was far from the city and all 4 snakes were of the same species.
Parker Rogers
The deadliest animals I've come across here aside from mosquitoes and other americans were northern rattle snakes, whom cower the second they see you, could hardly kill a small child, and are endangered.
Ethan Perry
you have to be a full on retard to be bitten by a snake, and you have to do it hours away from any hospital because antivenom exists. They basically kill nobody.
And says the countries with fucking bears
Ryder Fisher
Mason Bailey
Also taking the whitest people on Earth and sticking them down there might not have been the best fit
Austin Turner
I've never seen bear outside of zoo.
Dylan Phillips
When he said wildlife, he was referring to abos, not snakes.
Andrew Hernandez
Lucky. One used to knock over and root through my garbage cans on a weekly basis.
Matthew Long
Aren't the snakes even semi common in suburbs though?
Connor Lewis
Tinder= Ultra virgin ugly betas
Easton Russell
This is like the description of an RPG protag's side quest.
William Scott
>afraid of fucking bats
Pussy
Cooper Moore
Gavin Barnes
wtf winged kangaroos
australians should be very excited
Blake Wood
there are legends about those animals, When they fly around the sky is literally Satanas watching the humans...
Josiah Gomez
Carter Walker
I can imagine
Ryan Walker
>And says the countries with fucking bears
Bears are bros, the only predator that poses a threat to humans on this continent are mountain lions.
Ian Edwards
Nope, there were 23 bear kills in the 2010's vs 2 cougar kills. Keep in mind cougars are far less in number and pretty damn skittish and something like 60% of North Americas bears reside in Alaska.
en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
Lucas Wright
Depends where you live. We had a few snakes make their way into our school because it was almost at the end of our metropolitan area.
Ian Clark
Justin Martinez
Uma delicia
Aaron Collins
>And says the countries with fucking bears
The dangerous bears like Grizzlies and Polar Bears tend to be nowhere near large population centers, they're all forest dwellers, Grizzlies are a worry if you're out camping but otherwise they aren't a regular part of your life. The bears most common to wander into a town are Black bears, which shit their pants and flee if you even slightly raise your voice at them.
Meanwhile deadly ass snakes take up residence around peoples homes in Australia.
Carson Morales
Justin Reyes
Looks cute.
Caleb Rogers
Any nation bearing the cuckstamp is a disgrace. We burned all our Union Jacks in 1776 and never looked back like the true patriots we are.
Sebastian Brooks
too cowardly to remove it from hawaii
Grayson Williams
>you have to be a full on retard to be bitten by a snake, and you have to do it hours away from any hospital because antivenom exists. They basically kill nobody.
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Joshua Gutierrez
Indeed
Benjamin Morales
Yeah
But they hear vibrations and try and get away from people you have to go after one to get bitten and even then you'll be right because they all have antivenom