/cum/

How about I show you ;)

Oooops hehe :^)

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Imagine if real girls dressed like this

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In anime conventions they do, but they are also fat and feminists.

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>fat feminist weebs have good fashion sense

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Just like gay men.

some gay men actually do have a good sense of fashion

The best fashion designers are all either gay/bisexual men

Yeah, that doesn't mean that all gay men dress well.

I don't know what to do with my life.

>get a job
>buy a house
>get married
>have children
>die

>buy a house

lmao

what

>92 degrees outside.
>86 degrees inside with my stupid dinky slum-tier ac blasting all day

Help im dyin

an excuse mexicans made to be part of a group that doesn't involve gang banging prison killer latinos like the rest of them

80 outside

nvm it was on "fan only" all day no wonder it wasn't working to cool down

hourly "am i banned?" test

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why do you hate mexico so much

I think its a mutual feeling from what I understand

How many of you find comfort in alcohol after a long week? It's the only friend I have these days.

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Do you think Chad lets Virgin top him to help him raise his self esteem?

why is the "virgin" portrayed as good looking anime guy with wide shoulders and v-neck?

fucking garbage

ISLAM IS A HATEFUL RELIGION THAT REPRESSES WOMEN, GAYS, FREE SPEECH!

How jealous are you rn

i really need a bf

Crusade when?

Baby, y si tú te vas, no quiero que vuelvas sé que me vas a celar cuando veas que ya yo tengo miles más.

Me dice que ya yo ni la amo, pero me está pidiendo algo que todavía no me das.

youtube.com/watch?v=ADANO-j52zo

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Yes, hello?

>wide shoulders

true, thats why europe should accept arab refugees

henlo, are u cute? how big is your d?

youtube.com/watch?v=VB30oo2YYf4

I’ve seen things that I never should have seen.
Said too many things I didn’t mean.
Hurt myself too many times to count.
I need to let it out, and just release.
Been lying to myself too long.
Been trying by myself too long.
I can’t relax, I’m too distracted.

I just want time in a tree, I need a place just for me. Somewhere that I can be free, keep the faith and just be what you'll be.

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hmmm

wat

zero percent. I don't have an inferiority complex like everyone in this continent that isn't in the north.
america is pretty trash and canada is chink and social justice teritory

Who want to draw a couple with an ugly guy in it come on??

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hmm, that GoT mutt is a pretty decent artist

>canada is chink and social justice teritory
wtf i want to move to canada

i actually bought his first album off of his website they sent me a download link but it was missing like 5 of the songs from the album fucking jewed me out

>are you cute
>how big is your d
Never mind

Stacy on the right Becky on the left
>Chad doesn't give af

did you contact them to fix it?

msn.com/en-us/news/world/neo-nazi-police-chief-gets-new-job-at-oklahoma-force/ar-BBNvyyK?ocid=iehp

Only in America.

I @ed him on twitter but nothing came of it so I just said fuck it

oof, usually they have a contact email on their websites you should send those probs to.

>Brazilian coincidentally makes passive aggressive comment about Mexicans in the North American general
It’s so obvious you lurk /cum/ out of pure unadulterated jealousy and wish Brazil could usurp our rightful place here

milkshakes or bust like

that doesnt happen with vinyl

O O F
O U T
O F
M Y
S W A M P

Really really like being able to call her my fiance instead of girlfriend

no, this is literally my first time entering this general and I'm as surprised as the other gay, since there's no connection at all between mexico and these other two countries. that's why I, with my flawless deduction prowess, realized it was probably the idea of some mexican with inferiority complex trying to feel important. stop saying bullshit I don't have anything against mexicans. just try not to die in a cartel ok Gonzalez? those are pretty brutal and inhumane

fiance is for men

Grats, calling her wife will feel even better.

Alri

dinner options:
burger king
mcdonalds
sit down restaurant that i eat alone in and spaghetti materializes in my pockets

Oh hey /cum/, didn't hear you come in.
Man, how can you wear that trenchcoat? It's almost 90 outside

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>sit down restaurant that i eat alone in and spaghetti materializes in my pockets
This one

Go to the restaurant and play a video of some old dude, if anyone asks just say you're facetiming your dad ez

holy fuck is this what all spanish women look like
youtube.com/watch?v=zBpv_tL7xAE

I NEED PUSSY NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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this
but a fat cock in me arse

You're insane if you don't allow yourself to fuck or get fucked by a man at least ONCE in this life

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Latina milf was checking me out at the gym

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>You're insane if you don't allow yourself to fuck or get fucked by a man at least ONCE in this life

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you know what to do

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What's it like? Is this common thought process for man in your country?

why is becky a bitch

>when you first click /cum/ and smash that mf bottom button

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youtube.com/watch?v=iMTizJo9Vjk

Now this is good music

^
cringe

It's... tight and warm. best way I can describe it. Why do you ask, are you interested?

she always been kinda a bitch thats the point

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Yeah

think my fucking roommate is embezzling the rent deposit money I gave for our apt

he wont answer any of my messages

Im genuinely pissed off at this, I didnt think he'd be this much of a scumbag

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WHY DOES CHAD HAVE TO TAKE BECKY
WHY CAN'T HE JUST TAKE STACY
THE MORE BECKYS HE BREEDS WITH THE MORE HE WILL CREATE 10/10 ATHLETIC GENIUSES THAT WILL BE OUT OF MY LEAGUE

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call 911

that sucks. i clamped down on my roommate after he ate one of my fucking apples.
how does he steal money? I always hand mine off to the landlord directly

Go on judge judy.

hello what is your emergency

my pee-pee is hard and it won't go down

his roommate stole his $$$ probably and isnt answering his messages and he's freakin out

all 4 of us had to give a deposit to rent the apt in italy. He gets the lump sum back from our rental agency months later to distribute back to us, and he wont answer my texts about my share

do you have any proof

my unanswered messages

Chad didn't choose Becky. Becky chose Chad. Chad is simply playing the cards he was dealt, you should be blame Becky for being a cunt who refuses to date within her league.

I'm dying and I can't wake up

Okay. buy a ticket to sao paulo tomorrow morning. you can stay in my apartment until the end of october when mommy returns home. Bring a lot of your favorite soap brand to sanitize your cute little hole, I get uncomfortable if they're not smelling good

maybe his phone died

just don't be an incel it's not hard

How big is your pener?

I messaged him on FB too

2 days ago