What was the last time you had sex?

You mean in real life?

When I was 20 I had 5-10 fumblings with a guy. Personally I never orgasmed but IIRC he did a time or two. About 10 years later I persuaded a guy to try jerking me off but at my request we stopped halfway through, and he was a perfect gentleman about it. I'm well over 30 now, and that's roughly the full extent of my sexual contact with other human beings.

Late July 2009

Like a cheese grater.

May 9th 2015 just before Finland Czech hockey game, 3pm. Russian hooker, 80€.

Few months ago but never again because I have a 15cm and thin micropenis

Why though
I wonder about these peoplewho had sex once or twiceand then never again, if you can get it once you can easily get it again

15 hours ago
it was my first sex in like 6-7 weeks. life is suffering

>15cm
>micro
Mine is 10cm and I've had sex

mine is 20 cm and I'm a virgin subhuman.
size doesn't matter if you're attractive.

10 weeks ago, life is hard

Today

>People are always the same and things can't happen in their lives that change them
You clearly haven't wondered very hard,

Right before summer, in june.

Yes but how often do people turn from normie to so revolting their virginity grew back? Depression etc are poor excuses there's pills

Never
Feels bad being gay and can't find a bf

Fuck you

Because it's left unchecked, people who suffer from it don't actually want to take steps to treat it, then suddenly it's years later and they find themselves socially crippled due to intense risk aversion.

2007

we are talking about having sex, not about having a bf/gf
just go to a gay bar and raise your hand, somebody will rail you

This.
Based.
Doesn't matter if you're 7.5" because you're autistic and can't socialize at all.

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2014 if you only count baginal benetration as sex
few days ago if bj's count

Every New year, I buy a high priced hooker and have a sex.

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No thanks
I want sex with a bf

Also I want to do the fucking.

8 years ago

ten years ago

never, too autistic for relationships and I want to wait til I find a bf

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that's boring

4 years ago

I have never had sex

kys mentalcel

Two months ago

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Kys kangoroofucker

Never

Penis size doesn't matter, my dick is 19 cm and i am a kissless hugless handholdless virgin

Last week, with a filipina. She let me nut inside her.

Kys

7 years ago

This morning, 4 hours ago.

now we're talkin

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When i can literally start talking that i had no sex for x years?
I mean
Im 18 y o virgin
So is it legit to talking that i had no sex for 18 years?

no, you need to have it at least once before the countdown starts

About 3 months ago.

T.seething dicklet
Suck my big peeepee that's the closest you'll get to having a big one

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A year ago, but it was gross and I hated it
I'm way too into degenerate fantasy fetish shit at this point to enjoy normal sex

I didn't talk to you dirty kike
kys

September 7th

few minutes ago. My gf and me are laughing at you losers now

Post the strap-on she used.

Blowjob yesterday. Kind of sick of fucking the ol gf and it scares me.

Fapped yesterday after work.

Like last year.

I haven’t had sex haha

Like maybe 9 or 10 years ago right now, my dude.

Couple weeks back.

20 hours ago in a hotel where my gf and I stayed for our first yokohama chinese town date

Redescovering wizardry bros, did any of you discover to cast fireball? I really need that.

havent

Nah I just have a silencing aura spell.

two weeks ago
also who here /never had sex while sober/

2 years ago....

With a whore, 53 yo, in that time i was 16 . I had a pretty shitty first time

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RARE
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January 2007.
:(

never have

Not married so never

does being born count as sex?

Two weeks ago. I was kinda bored, but she was loving it. The damn wom*Noid scratched up my back so hard with her nails I bled. She came, I didn't.

No.

8 fucking years ago.

About 2 weeks ago.

Sex with my gf is so awkward and unenjoyable, I wish she was satisfied with fingering and blowjobs.

I fucked my sister last week before she left to visit Vietnam.

Nice

Based

bonus stud points if you came inside

Ten years ago

This morning.

sucking my classmate's cock is considered as sex or not? no, no penetration.

10 years ago

I've intentionally stayed away.

3 years ago in a mexican girl who wanted it everyday all day

in march

>having sex

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never

a month ago

5 days ago

Little more than a day ago