/brit/

>anime noncery
hard pass

Celto-Semitic myself

Bloody late for toil, Stein just asked for a talk, my bollocks are going to get quite the busting.

aka shitskin

>not being rich

>aussies taking over
really hurts my feelings when they call me a pom desu

Celts in
Anglos out

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Toil on the morrow

often wonder what the educational standards are like at the best universities in china and india compared to american/british etc ones, whenever chinese students who went to peking or tsinghua come here they immediately start cheating or fail out

on a Saturday? Say it isn't so

How did you get the work experience to toil?

the only australian universities that are remotely decent are Go8 so if they go to melbourne or ANU it would probably be tough but if it's an irrelevant meme one like maquarie or wollongong anyone can blitz it

>youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E

any Mao Zedong man in?

>aka shitskin

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the 'gong mentioned

honestly consider myself more british than australian at this point as the only people I interact with on a semi-regular basis are on /brit/
have started calling chips crisps and adopting other charming english euphemisms

Sometimes I go on the website of my local paper just to look at the local grumpy bastards in the comments

good lad

me? I'm a Gael

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Good boy

I lied in the interview
All you have to do is pretend you're a normie with boring convo and banter

got an offer from UnSW
deferred it so I could be a NEET fr a few more months

my Cú Chulainn friend!

why is he sucking in his cheeks?

more like GAYl lmao

choccy ar lar

dead from the neck up, me
wish I could get this rotting, maggot infested """brain""" swapped with a sub-50 IQ retards one so I could be smarter

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I could find a use for you I'm sure

When I was 14 I fingered a 17 year old for the first time ever and when she reached down and grabbed my willy she said wow its so big and then I tried fucking her but she wouldn't allow it
But the thing is my willy is 5 inch rock hard but quite girthy

Whyd the aussie delete that pic

What does this say

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golden pill: most women know jackshit about penises and their sizes

women are pedos

maybe you could load me into a cannon and fire me at enemy fortifications
even then I doubt it would help as I'd just disintegrate into a pile of shit on impact

based janny

lachlan btfo by based jannie

the janman has graced us with his presence

she's turned the wee'ns against us

at this point im starting to think this is a bot. Its the same posts every day with the same images attached

gookmoot really getting his moneys worth with this janny

"Let's make babies"

Based janny, every day I pray this place will be ruled with an iron fist

Told me GF about Mao Zedong and how he saved the chinese people from the oppressive kuomintang, now she wants to go to beijing

And it's also they only worthwhile banter women have.
As men aren't insecure as fuck about their bodies like they are.
Unless you're horrendously ugly or a narcissist gay.

nigger?niiigger?!
*cups hands around mouth*
NIGGERRR!!!!!!!!!!

yep, i'm thinking it's a 3 day ban

yikes

Not quite, you are born for a greater purpose. Why waste that blood

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I'd make a good ward clerk.

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nurses on tinder? destructive path

*Strips naked save for a loincloth and daubs myself with coloured mud*

*commences my ritual dance around the sacred fire*

JAN MAN HOO HA JAN MAN HOO HA JAN MAN HOO HA

lachlan's the new coconut

Read a confession on /x/ once from a mortgage guy who had sex with the corpses he received at workplace

need some to cave my head in and check what's in there
probabky dust and dried bits of shit, maybe a few earwig that got in but couldn't find a way out

lol
nobody ever thought the earth was flat
complete enlightenment era retcon bollocks

>why is he sucking in his cheeks
a lot of people do this on photos
makes you look better

I'm sure this was truthful

*mortuary

>NZ
yikes

That's the Indian National anthem

I wish we had a HIPAA equivalent in Australia

*the tempo of the jungle drums grows faster*

*eyes roll back into my head, tongue lolling out of my mouth, my dancing out of control*

*women shouting and ululating*

JAN MAN HOO HA JAN MAN HOO HA JAN MAN HOO HA

Oniisama means older brother

Just went on my bank account expecting it to be an utter bombsite but I somehow have £200 more than I was expecting. I'm eating fresh food today boys!

St Andrews is ununironically the best university in the UK
They are so based they are literally top good for the Russell group

*too

i rated the vandals but i dont rate lentils

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opened a new one recently because I'm not going to pay the fees for dipping into the red on the other one

I didn't finish year 12 so I completed some individual units online in maths and science hopefully it's enough to get into university

good bloke

He's quick. He's here.

>That post doesn't exist any more.
beautiful

it's the pajeet innit

janny redemption arc incoming

don't think there's anything more cringe than new zealand honestly

Food and beer festival starts in my city today and as always it looks utterly mouthwatering and as always I have no money, time or friends to go explore it! haha :) x

kek

christ I am bad at flirting/texting
thank god I'm decent looking

literally do not know a single person that went to st andrews

ye

Just downed the contents of a 6-cup moka pot, can feel my vibrations beginning to come in tune with the universe

don't like my life
glad exit is always an option

medal's in the post

you don't travel in the right circles mate

I'd go with you
defo would NOT pay for your beer or food though soz x

even if I had the right grades I wouldn't apply because it's a literally who tier uni

political correctness has gone mad

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