How do you revert aging? pls help I don't want to die

maybe

aryan blood

>muh 50 years old median age
>muh 5 million dollar SENS budget
sure

you can't. there is this thing in your brain that controls aging and nobody knows how to reverse it so you're fucked

Maybe should have thought of that before entering life you noob

there was one user who had an entire vitamin regiment to combat aging and free radicals

Become Korean

I remember reading that if you get a blood transfusion and replace your blood with some young blood (from like 10-18y old) your body feels good and ages slowlier for like a month. I think it was dismissed as too much of a hassle to do for everybody or something in the article, but it always made me wonder if rich people do shit like this.

Already following Asian diet

I meant plastic surgery

My dick is huge already

Face

martyr yourself for Palestine and die young so you can never age to become old

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proper dhikr
"whomever seek faith I will extend their razq(life)"-quran

They probably do. You think the Queen or Jimmy Carter or something doesn't...

I'm still 18

Don't live past 70 and you won't become a doddering senile old fuck.

Another 50 years is nothing, also, that's not a secret

at least learn Arabic, translated Qouran is shit

why i must?

granny is in her 80s and still very lucid
however my granddad on the other side got alzheimer's before he was 75 and is stuck in a nursing home
wonder what the genetic dice will give me

>growing old
>dying

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What kind of asian diet? Like what do you eat and how often?

What is it about Westerners and their utter inability to accept that death is part of life?

Isaac Asimov: "Life is beautiful. Death is peaceful. It's the transition between the two that causes problems."

Or Tony Bennett.

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We all gotta die so the planet doesn't become overpopulated. I'm fine with that. I could skip the whole dementia/adult diapers bit though.

This guy is one hell of a scammer.

>tfw recently starting to notice how much i've aged since i was in my early 20s

not really

Intensive research on how to stop time because time is a living creature.

alzforum.org/news/research-news/more-evidence-dementia-case-numbers-are-falling

nia.nih.gov/news/study-examines-factors-behind-decline-dementia-incidence

This is bad. It means getting rid of baby boomers will be that much harder.

aiy