"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."

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Why ottomans and turks had this grave need for balkan boypussy?

Why does this map expand every time it's reuploaded to the internet?

The Ottoman Empire was rich, but why is Turkey poor?

Why does no one ever talk about muslim colonialism?

Iceland?? Wtf

>tfw grandma is Turkish
The blood of the Ottoman Empire runs through my veins :)

Every alt-cuck talks about it while complaining that nobody is taking about it.

There was 1 (one) Ottoman ship that raided Iceland for slaves.

not a fan of all those big empires tbqfh

Jeez that is an aggressive response. Calm down. I never learned it in school and when I found out I was shocked. All we learn is euro colonialism.

Algerian pirates raided Iceland that one time but yeah making it ottoman territoty because of that is clearly a stretch.

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He just answered, there wasn't even an insult for you. Why asre you whining?

They don't even teach you about the Conquista?

this whole map is bullshit anyway so why care about it

I assumed the implication was he called me an alt cuck.

Not in depth, we mostly start at the reunification and subsequent conquest of the americas. Next to nothing about ottomans, mughals, or balkans.

None of it is bullshit. You are just jealous :)

reporting in

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Why are you in like every single thread talking about muslims. And asking this same question. Why would muslim conquest be relevant at all to your education system when South America had minimal contact with them and maximum contact with Europeans.

It's pretty normal, i assume they tell you next to nothing of Africa and asia too. At school there isn't enough toime to do the whole world well, so they only tell you stuff which is connected to your country at least in some way and a little tiny bit abot the rest. In highschool we didn't cover ottomans either, eventhough they are very influential for Europe and they are part of the programme.

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Alt?

kys

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>abandoning islam for christianity and zorastrianism
>secular
>womens rights

lmao. If only people really knew about the world.

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I asked in one other thread ABOUT military conquest. Stop projecting.

You are probably right. I just found out relatively recently so I guess I bring it up

Hajde hajde turcCcii

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Don't worry, I'm not crying.

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LITERAL THIRD ROME AND THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT :DDddD

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Why isn't he BLACK?

youtube.com/watch?v=cyhGOvsM4F0

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That never happened dickhead. You belong on the Steppe my Turan brother, I will see you there.

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>what could have been..

this drawing is most probably a meme made in that age by the salty painter, sort of graffiti in the toilet instead of actual facts.

>provence
dude that was just ottoman soldiers invited in marseille for like a month, this map is retarded

The Kurdish woman is really pretty and looks like she'd be sweet, too. I like her.

looks like a typical countrywoman of mine desu

why dont you let them create kurdistan in usa? you got plenty of space.

Nice try Ivan

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Never conquered :)

That's cool. I like that sort of plain and humble kind of pretty. It's like the opposite of a thot.

Why would they talk about it in Guatemala? There is barely such thing as muslim colonialism. Muslim colonialism in irrelevant. Only relevant colonialism is talked about.

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>betrays you

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>Inbred mutts
nice try

>Shitty military warmachine that declined the moment it had no more land to conquer
Based empire, even the meme Byzantines had a larger cultural and historic impact

Autistic map. No Turks ever ruled reached this south in east Arabia. Only as far as Qatar. The only Turk who lives here and is actually relevant is the salt bae maymay. Oh wait, scrub that. He is actually a Kurd. huh..

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mad frenchie :^)

oh shit this: was meant to (you) :P

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how does it feel to be irrelevant?

we even fucked all*h wtf you talkin about?

It's hard to find legit maps of maximum Ottoman territorial extent. For example, in the 1800s the Empire was still expanding because more land was added to the Egyptian realm in the Sudan and even more south than that (idk what that region is called). But none of the Ottoman Empire territorial extent maps will include this for some odd reason. I read somewhere as well that inner-Arabian peninsula states were Ottoman vassals, but I couldn't confirm it.

>we even fucked all*h wtf you talkin about?
what does this even mean?

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only ar*bs can understand

What's the story behind this? Why was France giving aid and comfort to Ottomans?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Nice

>Ottomans and French sack Nice.
barbarians...

UAE is unironically more relevant than Turkey. We were even behind the military coup. We were also behind the coup in Egypt, which turned Egypt from your ally to your enemy. We were also against Turkish backed militias in Syria which were BTFO'd. We even destroyed your allies in Yemen. If your allies were allowed to succeed in Yemen, Bab-el-Mandeb strait would have completely under Turkish influence. Turkey tried to expand it's influence in the middle east but failed miserably. The only true allies Turkey has is Qatar and Somalia. Nothing personal but just lol desu!

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UAE? I thought you were fucking Jordan

fugg. This: was mean to you my dude

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What do you have against them?

>We
Are you a member of the rulling family or what?

Nah Jordan flags are the most annoying MENA flags on Jow Forums. Especially that subhuman Al Turduni.

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hes slave worker

we don't have allies in yemen because we didn't intervene in yemen civil war idk why you count iran as turkey's ally

I have nothing against them. I don't make the polices here. It is just that there is a cold war in the middle east, and my country happens to hates Turkey. Even more than it hates Iran.

No. I don't make the polices. I mean if I could I would completely change our polices towards Turkey and actually want to improve our relations with them. Maybe ally, and maybe not. But definitely not treat Turkey as an enemy.

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>I have nothing against them.

Based emirati

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Hey man do you have a better version of this?

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I went to school in london and we had lots of turks and lots of kurds and i could not tell the difference tbqhwyf

He's suffering from Turkish Derangement Syndrome (TDS)

here you go

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Funny thing: it was painted by a French guy, not a t*rk. Turkish subhumans cannot into art.

Ottomans were French allies
Francis 1st asked the Sultan for help when he was captured and an alliance started from there
it was in an attempt to encircle the Habsburgs who were surrounding us with Spain and the HRE

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Ottoman_alliance

stay mad

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your women come here to whore themselves.

Iran isn't Turkey's ally. But both countries have a lot of complicated relations due to the war in Syria and the Kurdish issue. Also after 2011 and the fall of Saleh's dictatorship in Yemen. There was a Yemeni party called Al-Islah that was gaining popularity. If that party ever got the majority of seats , you could rest assured that Yemen would have become Turkey's ally and welcomed Turkish influence in Yemen. But after the civil war, our country made sure to jail all prominent figures in the party and try to suppress the party as much as possible. So now Yemen and more importantly the Bab-el-Mandeb strait, is being competed for between our side and Iran's side. The closest Turkey has gotten to the Bab-el-Mandeb strait is Somalia and that Ottoman port in Sudan. Which are not even on the strait. So Turkey has no hopes on influencing the trade between Asia and Europe.

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That's a really based Alliance t b h.

>wh*Te subhumans doing our work like a slaves they are

I don't see anything wrong with that

But my point remains valid: t*rkish subhumans cant into art.

Saudis are getting BTFO by houthis lmao you aren't winning anything

>"the sacrilegious union of the lily and the crescent"
yeah it sure is

Ottomans were never really in control of East Africa, Ethiopian sultanates allied with the mamluuks while those in the Somali peninsula allied with Omanis in the South and Turks in the North where I'm from. Since they had mena Ottomans didn't care much about Eastern Africa

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I don't have anything against them. My government does.

Here have pic related. Although it is less colorful.

This is a different painting.

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>union of a baguette in the ass and a roach

fun fact, the word subhuman is invented to describe your sl*V(e) kind.

t. pidoraha who's larping as a t*rk

fun fuct: my dick is invented to be inside of ur mom's pussy

When will UAE recognise Somaliland, I'm looking forward for oil gibs

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>Look how black I am! KAKA BIPA

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stop posting this ugly soab

That's your average turk, you inbred. Neither of you are black, now go back to cripplechan.

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No both sides at the war are having a hard time. Left pic is the situation on October 2015, right is the current situation.

Back and white areas on the pics is the same side. And the yellow side you could say is the same as the red.
Red = Saudi and allies
Green = Houthis

Notice how Houthis advanced inland but couldn't hold the coast.

Ottomans never really controlled Somalia but they were allied to it and fought wars alongside it. And they did care about east africa.

UAE already does. We even announced we want a military base in Somaliland. Anyway don't you want a united Somalia Somalibro?

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dont insult berqay, you worthless sl*V(e)oid

He's Circassian.

Also why are you so obsessed with him? He hasn't been on chans for almost a year. Clearly he made you so buttblasted that you still autistically screech about him even though he's gone lmao

jealousy

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>being jealous of frogs and roaches

Turkish butthurt brigade has started screeching as always, and one of them is a welfare leecher, brilliant.
>Also why are you so obsessed with him?
You better tell us why are you obsessed with niggers, you autist. You go to imagefap or any other porn galleries and see turkish albums full of cuckold porn poorly made in photoshop sometimes even paint. You are the most cuckolded nation mentally in the whole middle east.

Yeah it was an on and off relationship with the Ottomans anyway, the military base is happening but it slowed down a few months ago thanks to UN and AU criticisors doubt MBZ would care enough to listen we're already getting a massive port to compete with Djibouti which is a plus side. As for unity there are a few that call for it I could care less whether Somaliland get independence or not but I don't want to reunite with Somalia now and open the borders for Al Shabaab and Pirates to come

We love Blacks because they make wh*Te subhumans like you butthurt, even more than Turks :DDDD

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tvaya mama maya suka, sl*V(e)oid

Also berkay cucked a sl*V(e) even though he has one ball.

Absolute state of sl*V(e) """"man"""" lmao. Getting cucked by an ugly churka with one ball.

sl*V(e)s are a pathetic joke and they should genocide themselves from the world imo.

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Cute