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I was sexually assaulted against my will in my garage and humiliated in front of my parents

black posting is a strictly Canadian thing

don't ever do it again

flat earth is real

extremely based and blackpilled

RIP /brit/

me on the left

Can we stop using the term 'Asian rape gang' please?
They're not Asian, they're BRITISH, this is a BRITISH problem of BRITISH people raping other BRITISH people. I know FASCISTS hate it but just because they have brown skin doesn't mean they're not BRITISH.

why the fuck do europeans use 24 hour clocks

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stop breaking the rules in the OP you stupid monkey

The fit

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>Britain is dull

Britain is likely one of the most significant cultures on earth in terms of impact on world history and scientific achievements. If you find the culture which gave the world gravity and evolution and started the industrial revolution that created the modern world boring and in need of enrichment, I'd suggest you are a moron who thinks culture means curries and niggers playing guitars. Fuck off

sorry this is Anglo only thread

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dont forget to donate to our jannys boys captcha patroen fund
share the wealth

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see:

Ragheads aren't Asian, at least here. I used to think the Chinese were up to shit before I found out that Brits call anyone born in Asia an Asian

Jews destroy culture

Hi I'm Anglo. Nice to meet you

the oldest thread on Jow Forums is nearly at its bump limit. This thread has lasted 4 years

family of rats in my walls always start scratching at this time

your belt color better match your shoes boy

Why?

they don't use 24-hour clock faces if you mean that, but electronic clocks are almost always 24-hour because it's way more convenient

We used to call east Asians oritental and south Asians Asian but some chink heard from Americans online that they should be offended by that so we don't use it anymore.

is it an old house?

is it in the walls or the ceiling?

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Dunno both

4 years ago the board had threads from '11

Talia, Tatiana and Ana all messaged me this morning but Bella is the one I want

its an unwritten /fa/ rule, you look silly if you don't do that
if you need a brown belt, i suggest thirteen50. good belt company made by a father+son and they aren't the standard capitalistic crap that breaks in two months from wal-shart

there's a spectrum of niggers id like to suck
red niggers wank and the orange ones fuck
yellow ones rim all the green nigger bums
while indigo nigs quaff blue nigger cum
of all seven niggers on whom i should feed
its the violet nogs with the spunkiest seed

sometimes in winter if i have my clock on 12 hours if i have been drinking or doing drugs and sleeping for fucking ages i wake up and it says "4.45" but it's pitch black outside and i have literally no idea if it's 4AM or 4PM

where

its melvin

15 pound a year

hey melvin

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i feel it in my fingers
i feel it in my toes

Who's room is behind you?

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hi

imagine if USA and Russia combined forces to rival china, just imagine how great that would be in our modern mundane time
fuck i hate hillary clinton and atomized leftists

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lick my shitty arsecrack melvin

Should Winston Churchill be considered a British hero?

Growing up I was fed the propaganda that he was a great man that lead us to victory against the Nazis but when ever he is mentioned here it is quite controversial which at first was shocking. I have done some research on the man and he is clearly a bloody racist. He wanted to keep England white. What does this mean for non white Brits? They should enjoy a racist looking at them when they use their £5 note?

Thoughts?

started looking through prozzie ads, but I think I'd rather just read a book or something

piss off dick head

The Internet went from barbaric to over-domesticated in under 20 years. The good old days of spamming goatse, blue waffle, 2 girls 1 cup, and lemon party images anonymously have been replaced by unoffensive, corporate approved memes from verified accounts.

In our lifetimes, we’ve watched the internet transition from a hunter-gatherer landscape to a shopping mall.

im just flirting you honky

Nice room art hoe

melvin is a shitty, knock off numba wizard

i usually dont crack to the escorts until about 12 hours into a cocaine binge

>The good old days of spamming goatse, blue waffle, 2 girls 1 cup, and lemon party

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why u got poo in ur arse crack la

I speak with an ugly brummie accent and once had a yank girl tell me I was lying about being english because I didn't speak with the posh RP accent she was familiar with

and yes I'm white British

I miss kevposting

i used to hear scratching at a certain time at night and it was just a bird that eventually died

Tired of having no friends
Tired of being a lonely loser

I'll break your news you little freak

just where i keep it

reported

there still are vpns, onion sites etc

why didn't you save it?

hi im melvin and the next post will be dubs and gay

reported OP's image, I hope he gets banned

me on Jow Forums is like tom cruise in the last samurai

Don't remember flying to England and posting this

he was right

REMEMBER THAT TIME WE PLUNDERED UR ENTIRE COUNTRY 50 ODD YEARS AGO AND UR STILL RECOVERING FROM IT
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

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didnt know it was a bird, thought it was bats, they live in my house too long with a mouse

im like number wizard if he wasnt shit

thats downright macabre

YES THATS RIGHT BITCH GOD SAVE OUR QUEEN

Worst thing to happen to the internet is discord

god hump our gracious queen

melvin is the numba wizard we've been waiting for

Reminder that you post on Jow Forums one of the largest communities on the internet. There are likely places just like old Jow Forums somewhere out there but you won't know unless you dig

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Emma Watson's face when I put it in.

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rats as pets are based
friend has a pet rat, she handed him to me and he crawled up on my shoulder and sniffed my cheek haha

had a dream in which there was a global pandemic and someone from my primary school had become a famous indigenous activist and he had a blog where he recommended roads to drift and places to shag and then I followed his recommendation and shagged a pornstar on a pub bathroom floor
after we shagged she pooed on the ground
what does it all mean?

get a cat to get those niggas out of your house

all hail are melvin
kill all nurses

empty the pipe have a wipe

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Cokelad here. Question: why would somebody who "attended a public event where nothing out of the ordinary happened" allow someone to spit in her face? Look at her boyfriends mum putting her fingers in her ears. She can't even listen to it. I've got so much of this shit of her being humilated on camera and she has accused me of stalking her and making it all up. I get to play this stuff in front of her in a court. This is going to be fucking MAGICAL oh godddddddd

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Britain's future is completely fucked but I still wouldn't move to Australia if given the opportunity

the harsh climate, the wildlife, the geographical isolation, the strawberries... it's just too much to worry about

you can never achieve true comfiness in australia as the killer wildlife could strike at any time

remember when the pride of africa used to be a first world country hahahahahaha no nor me

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