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the only competent government official edition

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Macc posting is the original meme. They had the virgin meme nailed long ago and it's still perfect now
They had the slag meme nailed
They had the fat cunt meme nailed
They had the lad meme nailed

anime

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Sick of this bullshit
bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/why_we_are_proud_of_our_fat_bodies

Are they going to be proud when they're dying at 50 from heart failure? Hate fat cunts with a passion

NOW HE'S A POOF, HE DOES SPERMY SHITS

Fuck off poof

he got a 32 gun is his pocket for fun
he gotta razor in his shoe

fucking hate that strictly come dancing faggotry

>faggotry
fuck off yank

based larry

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>in class
>girl gives me her number and asks if I want to hang out
>say no
>stop talking to her
>don't respond to her texts
I won't let you get my hopes up of getting a gf

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SMITH
AND
WESSON
RETIREMENT
PLAN

is it true you guys joke daily about us

I'm never gonna make it but chuffed for you lad

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You've done it wrong.

HES A FAILURE WITH GIRLS, HE DON'T KNOW WHY

how many euros of cheese would you estimate you bought?

who macc?

Wogs? Yeah.

Why is this gen obsessed with virginity. Insecure yobs

>'Cos he's a poof, he drinks lemonade,
>Now he's a poof, and he's full of AIDS,
>Now he's a poof, and he likes his buttocks splayed...
>Now he's a poof, he's a fuckin' slob,
>Now he's a poof, he's got a shitty nob,
>Now he's a poof, he's got spunk all over his gob...
>Now he's a poof, he's a fucking queer,
>Now he's a poof, he's got gonarhea
>Now he's a poof, he can't hold his fucking beer.
>Now he's a poof, he's an arse bandit,
>Now he's a poof, he does spermy shits,
>Now he's a poof, and he doesn't like to feel girl's tits.
>Now he's a poof, we can't handle it,
>Now he's a poof, he leaves white stains wherever he sits,
>He's a poof, he's a fucking queer arse bandit,
>He's a fucking poof, he drinks lemonade,
>For Christ's sake he's a poof, he likes his buttocks splayed,
>He's a poof, he's fucking going to spread AIDS all over the world,
>Kill the bastard...

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no, only when the opportunity arises

I'm a cuckold

Same m8

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I have a huge crush on Rhea Seehorn

>You're charged with one count of virginity, punishable by death. How do you plea?

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yes, that was worth posting

would giving a one-off patreon payment of say 10 quid or buying an item of merchandise like a t-shirt of a particular youtuber you like basically make up for having adblock on while watching their videos if you measure it mathematically on how much they'd have acquired in ad revenue from the amount of views you provided had you left it off?

How do we stop brexit then?
It's clearly not worth it

The macc lads, the band

Got called racist in EGG today lads

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just don't do it

let the brexiters moan

My dream is to go to Durham university

Unironically in Estonia lads

if there's a second round i'm going to vote leave for a laugh haa xx

put a banana stem in my ear

for you

wtf this is real

How can anyone drink when they're fucking hungover

is it beta to travel to the see the gf?

bizzare time to be alive

*invades you*

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TWENTY PINTS OF BODDINGTONS EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT

TWENTY PINTS OF BODDINGTONS THEN IT'S OUTSIDE FOR A FIGHT

these people just don't quit
holy fuckin shit

You always say "how dare you speak to me like that"

the cat? yes

is it true british people do not consider the french "white"?
do many people in britain believe in the idea of whiteness? Do people identify as white the same way they identify with british?

You let her travel alone? What are you thinking lad

if you can manage to get a bit down it really does work wonders

Really enjoying macc posting I have to say

it just works

for me it's post posting

why am I sat here being bored and lonely when I could just get drunk? silly me

You're African.

Americans are not only based, but also white

no, french stereotypes is more like snobbish and rude men with curly whispy moustaches and beautiful and pretentious women with bad breath

Any Anglo me in

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I'm a melancholic alcoholic Catholic

Bank Holiday Monday, Sunday hours, let's fuck off to Alton Towers.
Ten to two, quite a few in the queue for the bumper cars,
Fit crack on the lake, but her mate's got a flabby arse, let's hit the bar,
But!
Where's the fucking pub?
Where's the fucking ale?
We don't want to queue for the mono-fucking-rail
Where's the fucking crack?
They're middle-aged mums, with big flabby bums.

The black hole queue's past the entrance gate,
I've been with Sweaty Betty, and its not worth the wait.
Wouldn't stand in a queue for all the tea in China,
I'd rather lick the hairs on a dead dog's vagina.

She was the perfect woman, she was my kind of a bird
She stayed in the kitchen and never said a word
She had real big tits and a lovely slappable arse
But now she's into barbeques and wine bars

I used to go out with her, she cooked me all my meals
Then one day she made it big, she won 'Miss Macclesfield'

She married an Italian just coz he was posh
They honeymooned in Brussels, he played a bit of squash
Next she wed an ale baron who came from Lancashire
But he wasn't rich, he was just another Wigan Peer (pier)

I used to go out with her, she cooked me all my meals
Then one day she made it big, she won 'Miss Macclesfield'

She'll get fed-up with buffets, one day she'll come back
She knows that all the real men live in Macc
She'll tell me that she loves me and she hated living with toffs
I'll slip her a length, then I'll tell her: 'Fuck off'

I used to go out with her, she cooked a nice bit of grub,
She may have been a beauty queen, but I'd rather go down the pub.

how would anti nonce crusaders feel if willy in cunny was found to be the only cure for cancer

this is starting to get really fucking strange

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The EU has won just throw in the towel and cancel brexit

stop using that word, its obscene

Post the song.

>People think being fat is our fault.
because it is you fucking fat cunts

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Thanks

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Your shoes untied mate.....AND youve dropped your gay card. Btw if your hand is bigger than your face that means you have cancer. Haha pinch punch first of the month no returns. Oi its (you)'s birthday lads ahaha I'll give you 20 pounds *gives you 200 birthday beats* whoops aha always was shit at maths *does 20 more* ahh thats better *suddenly lunges at you so you fall over my friend crouched behind you* hehe *everyone bundles on you* wayy dickhead *empties your bag* *breaks your ruler in half* *unscrews all your pens so they leak* *breaks all your pencil leads* *rips your rubber to bits* *throws your PE kit in the girls changing rooms* *pours your capri sun all over your books* *throws your shoes on the roof* *draws dicks all over your textbooks*

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crusade

The EU needs us more than we need them

youtube.com/watch?v=E94EAPVIRnc

just let the Queen press the big red button that cancels brexit

BBC is jewish propaganda

youtube.com/watch?v=zEOLkwMd5Hs

sucking a nigger

Fucking lol

Westminster voting intention:

CON; 40% (-)
LAB: 36% (-)
LDEM: 11% (-)
UKIP: 5% (+1)

via @YouGov, surveyed this week
Chgs. w/ 13 Sep

alri Evelyn Waugh

how is it with the housekeeping, lads?
cleaned your room and ironed your clothes already?

nonce

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Reminder that he survived Columbine

Grim

labour would be 20 points ahead if they didn't have that fucking joke as a leader

only muslims and leftycucks vote labor

why are labour so fucking incompetent

The Macc Lads music is genuinely genius tier satire

lads

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and thank god he lived to speak of the horrors he witnessed and convinced america to never let another school shooting happen ever again

the coal...