What are the three cornerstone elements of your culture?

For the US:
>guns
>free speech
>Christmas

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>tea
>the monarchy
>old rock music that everyone looks back at and says "ohh wasn't that good"

>Irrelevance
>Le edgy Pinochet memes
>Now that's a nice desert

Sopa
Hue
Cangaceiro from Northeast

We have a lot of beutiful landscapes

>fried out kombis
>heads full of zombie
>vegemite sandwiches

Tell me about American humour. Why does it wear a laugh track?

>food
>strikes
>inferiority complex

>hockey
>being polite cucks
>being part of the commonwealth maybe i dunno

watch basically any classic British comedy show and come back to me about laugh tracks

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laugh track shows suck, good mainstream american humor comes from the animated shows typically

futurama, american dad, south park etc

We have a inferiority complex too

California:
Wine
Mexican food
Liberalism

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You know, in Dutch there is no word for awkward. But I can recognize it when I see it.

lol

some more great shows: aqua teen hunger force, eric andre show, always sunny in philadelphia

Hellas:
>Unemployment
>Wewuzing
>Real life surrealism

For France

Socialism
Statism
Colonialism

My area in the US

>Pastel clothing
>Winter sports
>Ocean

>planning for everything
>being opinionated
>no hard feelings, it's not personal. I'm sure we can work something out.

>Liquor
>Tar
>Grave
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Sounds good!

you mean:
Wine
Mexicans
Liberalism

God
Honor
Fatherland

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>Mexicans
We're all Californians sweetie

Akkoord

Cafe's
Banter and humor
Self-hate

>butthurt
>Laziness
>Envy

War
Hospitality
Self-hate

Should be, in this order:
>guns
>bible
>football

History
Orthodoxy.
Gyros

Pennsylvania:
potholes
radical centrism
opioid

Ongemakkelijk

stupidity
circumcision
obesity

California:
>weed
>socialism
>immorality

Unironically, there is a thing called "Jante Law" (or Law of Jante), which is widely known to be the cornerstone of scandi culture. You want to understand scandis? Learn Jante.

The ten rules state:
>You're not to think you are anything special.
>You're not to think you are as good as we are.
>You're not to think you are smarter than we are.
>You're not to imagine yourself better than we are.
>You're not to think you know more than we do.
>You're not to think you are more important than we are.
>You're not to think you are good at anything.
>You're not to laugh at us.
>You're not to think anyone cares about you.
>You're not to think you can teach us anything.

this is widely accepted in Swedish society. If you break these rules you'll be shamed and an outcast.

>Beer
>Pork
>Guilt

Are you guys sure you guys aren't chinks?

>socialism
I fucking wish, we have tons of poor and homeless people living alongside multi-billionaires

Dam you guys invited a shitload of durkas when your country is known for pork?

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>hockey
>healthcare system
>maple syrup

>Booze
>Sauna
>Sisu

>Dam you guys invited a shitload of durkas when your country is known for pork?
Yep. Now imagine how fucking thick the air is around here since merkel, lol

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OP said culture, not the truth

This but we need to fit vast wilderness somewhere

we unironically have a lot in common with the japanese

>Sense of superiority coupled with feigned humility.
>Frivolous public spending.
>Proudly bitching about the weather.

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1 and 3 are very similar to us

sweden
russia
america

>Infighting.
>Seething.
I can't arrive at a third one because anything but infighting and seething would have another spaniard make fun of me as in his region they don't do that and therefore he'd said it isn't valid for the whole country.
I? On the other hand? I relish in this environment, god I hate the other regions.

laziness
fiesta
backstabbing

Oregon
>Appreciating nature
>Working hard
>Hating Portland

Portland
>Appreciating nature
>Gay sex
>DRUMPF

>beer
>(paper)work
>authors, composers and scientists

Pennsylvania:
coal/fracking
purple state centrism
opiods

Philadelphia:
muh regional culture
rabid sports fans; terrible sports teams
opioids

pacific northwest, probably washington

Literally half our country hates guns now

Yeah but what the fuck are they gonna do about it? Get their brains blown out trying to take ours? lul

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>hockey
>the monarchy
>not America

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> debt
> whores
> Jewish lies

>being sorry to others
>being obsessed with comparing ourselves to Americans
>having no culture and importing third worlders for diversity like good little cucks

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