There is a massive spider in my house

There is a massive spider in my house.

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looks like an eagle

what the fug kill it

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They're harmless.
I'd let it crawl on me :)

I'd be more afraid of a tiny Black Widow than that.

What should i do with it.

put a little paper necktie around its neck

Do you recognize the species?
If it's non-poisenous i'd just pick it up, or get it in a jar and put it outside.

But if you don't know species, and/or think it's poisonous you should either try to get it in a jar and put it outside, or if you want to and/or it's somewhere important, just kill it. Not worth getting bitten, but i'm fairly certain it's not a funnel web, or any of the major poisonous ones. I think it might be a recluse of some sorts though, so i'd be careful.

Lol
I think it is not poisonous. Anyway there are spiders in the house regularly you usually just leave them alone and they die or go outside.

if dubs, cum on it

Establish the food chain and eat it you faggot

Eat

If dubs you must eat it
If trips, you must cum on it then eat it

I cant find it now
bad luck
FUck
No
bad luck

if dubs you have to eat your neighbor

EAT IT

If dubs, kill it then manage to cum on it

cum on it and eat it if dubs

kill it, place it on your kitchen floor, then shit on it

>don't worry if it's a solid poop it'll be easy to clean

roll

Alright there it is folks. C'mon OP make threads great again.

I never said dubs or trips niggers

be nice to it, the cuntish creeps are hornets, ants etc..

Catch it and throw it outside

It's a little baby just like you m8.

Literally saw a bigger one hanging off the side mirror on my car yesterday. wtf I thought aussies had LotR-sized ones crawling around, not this pussy shit.

The answer is blender
Czech em

Dab on the nigga

Pfft, even Norwegian spiders can get this big

Why the fuck are you taking pictures of a spider anyway are you some kiwi on holiday?

Cum on it.

Why is it wearing shoes

nuke australia

he's leb

>23rd month
>Kangaroo education

not that big. Do'nt worry they're harmless, i have many of them in my house.

Just use a glass to trap it, put a piece of paper under it and put it outside.

Watch out because they're very fast, but it won't move unless you touch it

Eat it to gain its power

Gas it.

>touching a spider
Yeah, fucking no thanks.

yank your dick out and try to sodomize it without killing it.

was eight legged freaks filmed in australia to avoid having to use special effects?