/brit/

nobody exists by that name in africa

i want to escape from this mortal foil!

fuck off rorke twat

sue

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May calls early general election
>that Rorke feel
>Government elect la
>look at Theresa what heart
>we vote again! xD
Lead starts to go down
>was always going to be close la
>how many will be beat Labour by
>still going to have the largest majority since Maggie
Dementia tax u-turn
>we're still top of the polls la
>being in opposition is easy
>the debates are a fortress Corbyn won't win there
Tories do shit in debates
>Lib Dems will do us a favour
Terrorists attack Manchester and London
>it's n-not May's fault, forget she was the home secretary for 6 years
>P-pakis, L-Labour will keep letting them in
>its still on if the polls stay good
YouGov poll shows there will be hung parliament
>b-but May said elections are easy
>w-wait for the exit poll la
Exit poll: Tories to lose their majority
>S-Scotland will do us a favour
>b-big Ruth with the 5am winner
>i-it's not over yet
Tories don't get enough Scottish seats
>b-biggest party was the aim
>w-we overachieved in 2015
>n-next election is the one
>coalition government with the DUP is an amazing achievement

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position in the polls with a whole election campaign to go, if you had gone into Downing Street today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - John Major

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Margaret Thatcher

Friendly reminder that Theresa May said "this does not slip" to her cabinet after calling the election in April when the Tories had a 20 point poll lead over Labour, before their majority literally slipped away, resulting in a home hung parliament.

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this but unironically

take the guiltfreenihilismpill:

>embrace the idea of ending your own life if things ever get too bad
>make the conscious decision to never have children

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wonder who might have made this utter bollocks

watched the first 6 episodes of maniac
its pretty good

got called cute by a cute lad

Janny pls

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my mum with the cute ears and the cute giggle complimented my glow today

only quoted 800 quid to insure a mk2 focus st with less than 2 years since I passed my test
that's pretty good actually, was expecting more like 12-1400

gross

Sunday 15:35. Gotta leave for work in just 16 hours.

It's over anyway, bub

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that's fucking great

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Shut the fuck up you wheezing fucking dinosaur piece of sentient sleaze.
Strength. I have strong feelings for her. As I have strong shoulders and back.
As I would turn your jaw to vapor if you dared act as much of michevious old perv in the flesh.
Ok? ok.

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DAY 45: toilberg still hasn't realised I'm a NEET

galleys werent made for long voyages, theyd hop from port to port. wouldnt be expected to be at sea for more than a few days

"""fore""""castle
as if youve watched so many pirate films and got the terminology so drastically wrong
clue is in the name
forecastle is at the front of the ship not the stern! idiot!
thats where it would be commanded from

here
> This fleet of the Christian alliance was manned by 40,000 sailors and oarsmen. In addition, it carried approximately 20,000[22][23] fighting troops: 7,000 Spanish regular infantry of excellent quality,[24] 7,000 Germans and Croats, 6,000 Italian mercenaries in Spanish pay, all good troops,[25] in addition to 5,000 professional Venetian soldiers.[26] Also, Venetian oarsmen were mainly free citizens and able to bear arms, adding to the fighting power of their ship, whereas convicts were used to row many of the galleys in other Holy League squadrons.[27] Free oarsmen were generally acknowledged to be superior, but were gradually replaced in all galley fleets (including those of Venice from 1549) during the 16th century by cheaper slaves, convicts and prisoners-of-war owing to rapidly rising costs
>Ali Pasha, the Ottoman admiral (Kapudan-i Derya), supported by the corsairs Mehmed Siroco (natively Mehmed Şuluk) of Alexandria and Uluç Ali, commanded an Ottoman force of 222 war galleys, 56 galliots and some smaller vessels. The Turks had skilled and experienced crews of sailors but were significantly deficient in their elite corps of Janissaries. The number of oarsmen was about 37,000, virtually all of them slaves,[29] many of them Christians who had been captured in previous conquests and engagements.[27] The Ottoman galleys were manned by 13,000 experienced sailors—generally drawn from the maritime nations of the Ottoman Empire—mainly Berbers, Greeks, Syrians and Egyptians—and 34,000 soldiers

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lucky I don't live in Maine

you some sort of brain injury patient? i said and meant the front and you looked at the back where the guns are you fucking crumpet

you live in asia

tell me about the janissaries
what was their pay like?

Say mandefeet

Hookey street

Pics of the car?

OH NONONONONO
STATE OF THESE ANTIPODEANS

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I live in Haberfield

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It's been over for a while now yet the norms don't seem to realise it.

All there is to do now is just endure it, try to eek out what little enjoyment / amusement there is left and watch it unfold.

The wheels are set in motion so rather than cry about it or try to change it it makes sense to just make sure you don't subject future generations to it (having children).

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mum was watching a youtube video last night with the title in the style of (someone) DESTROYS leftist etc.
fear for her mental health

made up entirely of volunteers

the pride they will take in this

This is why we need to build a huge wall ringing our country

i wouldn't fit inside that car
would need a hole in the roof for me to stick my head out of

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business idea: find a wife, have a kid with her, then when our kid is 4 years old, cut my wife's throat and blow my brains out in front of our kid. the trauma will make my little orphan grow up strong in a cruel and harsh world

>Venetian oarsmen were mainly free citizens and able to bear arms, adding to the fighting power of their ship
theres your original answer then
and thats well and good but all those people have got to stand somewhere on the ship and they wont all just mill around on the gangway

lanky freak

why aren't you watching the darts on bbc2 lads?

any risperdal man in

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let me sum up this image in one characteristic: Lazy Cunt

but i am maggot

fucking look at it
it's microscopic

ooh yer tall

>im an ideas man
>lol im so sad

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I know, I've been thinking of buying one for a while and did a dummy quote to put myself off the idea expecting it to be loads
But it's actually just made me even more tempted to get one, it's not much at all

these always start to fail when they get too specific

wagecucks are revolting

has there ever been a darts player in the history of the """sport""" who didn't look like a mong?

literally one singular player

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Business idea: buy this Xbox 360 with 30 single player games for £60 from Shpock

darts is boring
>did the man throw the thing
wow great
*sips a pint*
mm yeah that's the stuff

>red dead 2 just a month away

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give us some examples of the games coming with it

the x yoomer

>does x
>does y
>does z

copyright (c) BRIT!

i think youve got the ship turned the wrong way in your head. wow youre an idiot and probably a paedophile too. does this make it clearer
thats the bit i dont get in the original post. how did they fight and board these ships with so many oarsmen in the way
read the thread

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Business idea: invent bacon for muslims

ooooph lovely 160 there

games aren't real

logging off brit for the night
hope i never return because of my death

this guy
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new gimmick : genocide boomers

excited yes I am

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retard

reminder that the guy who got jailed for putting bacon on a mosque door handle was murdered in jail and it was made to look like a suicide

still a virgin lads
have lots of female friends
might start asking them to pity fuck me

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brexit britain

fucking hell, has he never played darts before or something?
don't think i could have missed the board that badly if i tried

* * * VIRUS DO NOT CLICK * * *

c u l8r :)

kindles are for women

What books you lot reading then?

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Are you retarded? The Janissaries were exclusively formed from Christian slave children raised to be elite soldiers

have you considered not being a freak

you mean the fat unhealthy looking bloke?
was probably just natural causes

I can relate however let's stop with such memes now thank you

alligator

is megaupload and mega the same thing?

not a freak

you just KNOW how this is going to end

yes you are

Hope Pakistan doesn't make 250

might have a wank to feet

anyone who supposedly dies of suicide by hanging themselves with bedsheets in a shared prison cell was murdered

GTA V
GTA IV
RDR
Halo 3
Gears of War
Oblivion
Skyrim
Modern Warfare 1
Modern Warfare 2
Black Ops
Skate 3
Fallout New Vegas
LA Noire
Batman Arkham Asylum

The rest are stuff I'm not that bothered about like FIFA and wrestling games

this is a darts general

yes

Yes the megauploaf guy got jailed so he came out and invented mega

>chimneys
>parking meters
>crosswalks
fucking botnet sick of it fuming

he's clearly plastered