You wake up in solvang, california

I feel so isolated. I've got Danish ancestry, but I'm on the East Coast, far away from all these Danish settlements.

there's a tiny village in iowa too, that's at least closer to you

youtube.com/watch?v=Xo3mGCZdvB0

Makes sense. My father's side, where the Danish is, settled in the Midwest.
Also, I'll be watching this now, thanks.

is this real?

"I wish I was in Norway right now"

They seem like nice people, they take Danish culture much more serious than most danes here who seem to just let it die out.

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Escape California

Oh Lord, Danes? Here? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"I'm Danish, my family moved here five generations ago".

Of course and it's not even uncommon

>what do
get shot, what else

why am i even watching this, this made me sad

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cringe and bluepilled but based and redpilled at the same time

why would your genetics and heritage magically change once you move to america

i've noticed you tards only say this kind of stuff to white people. if you're some turd like a chink or whatever then you consider it perfectly fine for a 5th gen chink to consider himself chinese american. if you have white skin your history apparently spontaneously generated in the new world.

wtf I didn't know americans were CUTE

Did you encounter anyone of Danish heritage? do you think the architecture is correct?

why?

Burn it to the ground

they're dying out. Its the same with Finns in the Us

t. spic mutt who probably has a taíno tattoo on his body

How is it different from Paki/Black ghettos in London?

>Burn it to the ground
No, that's what your muslim "Danish" neighbors do to your towns. In America, Danes can build things and cherish things without ridicule.

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it's white

Even worse desu.

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because it's not a slum of violent, antisocial, anti-european, anti-intellectual urban degeneracy that shits on a major dense city. it's a little suburban town far away from everyone that doesn't hurt anything or take away from anything.

Some of the people had danish surnames, and they looked white unironically, but all the buildings were fake plastic shit. looks way nicer and dignified

pretty cute desu

google.dk/maps/@34.5942824,-120.1387974,3a,75y,7.95h,82.45t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sk2REw6GaI24Ij-fTHQbH9g!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

compared to a danish village

google.dk/maps/@56.197739,10.6769708,3a,75y,255.03h,90t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1si2hICfcLhfiAohH3Vp58rw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

Because white people built North America, you moron. Despite what the Jews tell you, white Americans are the only Americans. They're the default people of the US, Canada and Australia. They've developed their own identity, separate from ours in Europe. Not better, not worse. Just different. A poo or a chink who moves to these countries will never truly be part of them and deep down we all know this. So do they. Ironically, when America was a homogenous country (which is to say Northern European and Protestant), they was no need for this embarrassing we-wuzzing. "American" and "white" were understood to be the same thing.

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>falsk bindingsværk
yikes

oh hey they're not even wewuzzing these are actual danes lol

>white Americans are [...] the default people of the US, Canada and Australia

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naturally, there were no nations, cities, or civilizations here, the natives lived only slightly above the order of the wildlife, or neolithic man

I was referring to the fact that he called americans the default people of australia

Oh, I see, he messed up in ordering the subject implication.

ufda

>tfw so Americanized I can't connect to the roots in any meaningful way
I wish I had some cool Danish recipe or something.

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Learn the language and visit the country would be a good place to start

I have a book on Danish somewhere, but I'm learning another language at the moment, so don't think it'd work out. As for visiting, maybe, but it'd be at least a few years before I could do that.

Australians are more American than most Americans.

Don't learn the language.

>the ending with the song

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Epic!!!