This is a Muslim idol. The idolatrous worship of it at least once in a believer's life is mandatory in Islam. Say something nice about it!
This is a Muslim idol. The idolatrous worship of it at least once in a believer's life is mandatory in Islam...
Hunter Gray
Tyler Cox
Yes, they worship a meteorite
Easton White
Hasn't it been smashed like 9 times by various Muslims?
Andrew Perez
What is that even supposed to be? Did Mohammed crush the head of an infidel with this rock or something?
Joseph Gutierrez
haha it looks like POOP
like actual SHIT haha
Justin Reyes
Looks like a vag thats filled with shit tbqh.
Daniel Bennett
Aliens
Lincoln Brown
Mohammed apparently set it their while a pagan. Which makes it even more ridiculous that they even find it important.
>The stone was venerated at the Kaaba in pre-Islamic pagan times. According to Islamic tradition, it was set intact into the Kaaba's wall by the prophet Muhammad in 605 CE, five years before his first revelation. Since then it has been broken into fragments and is now cemented into a silver frame in the side of the Kaaba. Its physical appearance is that of a fragmented dark rock, polished smooth by the hands of pilgrims. Islamic tradition holds that it fell from heaven as a guide for Adam and Eve to build an altar. It has often been described as a meteorite.[2]
Connor Anderson
They worship a moon goddess' vagina.
Thomas Long
Well, Mohammed did praise al-Lat and Uzza as being Allah's doves or something, and Salman Rushdie got fatwa'd by a Persian LARPing as Mohammed's relative for discoursing upon this verse 1300 years later.
Parker Nguyen
>Mohammed did praise al-Lat and Uzza as being Allah's doves
That's retarded. It'd be like saying Thor, Osiris or Zeus had some connection with Christianity.
Joseph Collins
they don't, cause Christianity is a Jewish religion, but Ba'al and certain other Canaanite deities do get mentioned in the old testament, and it's the same in the Koran for Arab pagan deities. Though these 'satanic verses' are unlike the Bible in that they were supposedly an attempt by Mohammed to pacify his pagan allies in the early days iirc, whereas Baal is a byword for evil in the Bible.
Jayden Gutierrez
>muslims kiss and lick it
imagine the smell
Justin Flores
Lucas Howard
>Christianity is a Jewish religion
Jeremiah Gomez
haha bagina :DDD
Eli Cruz
stop being a monotheist
Aaron Rodriguez
>Christianity is a Jewish religion
>Jews control the world
At last I see, the true Jews were the Europeans all along.
Hudson Sullivan
It looks like a tureen filled with diarrhea
Whatever. Some people worship giant owls so...
Carson White
That black thing is a meteroite. It is a reminder that us Muslims were once creatures that lives somewhere far away from galaxy (also reference to Yakub).
Remember that scene in Spiderman 3 where a meteorite crashed and Symbiote crawls out of it? Yes it's a reference to this black meteorite stone.
Juan Clark
nigga u dumb
Samuel Rodriguez
Noah Foster
why would a vag be filled with shit
Michael Carter
>Well, Mohammed did praise al-Lat and Uzza as being Allah's doves
he didn't. there is an account that on a single occasion he was tempted by the satan to say that they were some "exalted cranes", presumably to convert some politheists (also that's pretty common for christianity and much less common for islam, google interpretatio christiana), the modern muslim scholars generally consider it unreliable albeit the earlier muslim scholars didn't have anything against it, like so he was tempted and so what. it's not a forbidden question or something too, but muslims are generally pretty hothead when it's related to their religion
>Salman Rushdie got fatwa'd by a Persian LARPing as Mohammed's relative for discoursing upon this verse 1300 years later
he was fatwaed mostly for writing a pretty mocking depiction of the event that also included an underground brothel with prostitutes dressed as the prophet wives etc
Alexander Garcia
islam
Cameron Lewis
It's shaped somewhat like a vagina. Is it gods onahole?
Colton Martinez
We don't worship the rock but Allah, and kabba is the house of Allah, so people are united Allah decided that we pray in one direction.
Charles Sanders
>shaped somewhat like a vagina
I thought I was the only one who noticed it.
Colton Lewis
>worshipping jews to the point where you think you begin hating them
weird shit
Jacob Walker
The Hindus and Buddhists also claim not to worship the idol but the unitary divine force of which it represents an aspect. Face it, you are a shirkist.
Brayden Adams
This is a Japanese idol. The idolatrous fapping to her at least once a day in a believer's life is mandatory in Japan. Say something nice about it!
Jack Hall
Are you fucking retarded? We’re not saying “praise the black rock!” “May the black rock give us health!” It’s just a marker to where we pray. Dumb Slavic cunt.
Brody Smith
anything too warm will betray you someday (c) a character from a japanese card collection game
your idol is too warm
Aaron Miller
and christians don't worship statues
wait, oh shi...
still it's pretty amusing how despite all the islamic war on the images and statues up to forbidding book illustrations and innocent drawings in some cases, statue worship still creeped into islam as "venerating" of caaba
Gabriel Jenkins
If someone took a sledgehammer to it would all muslims suddenly vaporize?
Connor Evans
Be brave and try it yourself
Brody Murphy
Looks like a vulva.