/brit/
intending to retire my commission at 10
>no edition
BELFAST
FOOD
sue
>needing an edition
not enough drama, america??
>used to be a bouncer
>is scottish so a stab wound is nothing
>Go to friends house
>His ma offers me a cuppa
>Say ok, 2 sugars luv
>She brings it in
>Outside of cup is filthy
>Shan't-be-drinking-that.jpg
>Pretend to sip as I go to toilet
>Pour it down loo so it sounds like I'm pissing controlling the flow of it
>Flush
>Look in cup
>It's spotless
>owning a television
sorry i'm not literally 50 years old
youre up posting at like 4-5am in the morning sometimes so whats point in thatt
Imbecile. God will punish you for wasting a perfectly good brew.
I wonder why people think the right wing is a joke.
Is he the saviour of UKIP?
Is this a meme? Do kids now not have TVs in their house?
redpill me on the isle of wright
*PLAAAAAARRRPPFFF*
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*
*BLUUUURRRPPPFF*
*PPAAAAAAAAAAAARRRPP*
Who is this sue fellow
Can you post music or whatever she makes pls
its good for you sire
>Mate bursts in bathroom
>Asks what I'm doing
>Say I'm just having a piss just finished
>Ask him wtf he's doing and why did he just walk in on me pissing
>His cheeks go red and he leans over as I'm washing my hands
>I look back and he gets right up behind my ear like leaning into me
>Feel his hands run up my back
>Whispers "I used the special milk"
>Turn around, get angry as I've ever been and land one solid on his jaw
>He goes flying, ruckus noise of bathroom mirror falling over
>He's on floor looking up
>"It was the gold top, the gold top, creamiest milk there is, expensive compared to blue milk! What did you punch me for?!"
what do you want to know? I'm from hampshire and have been across a few times.
Anyone else get slight headaches after eating a lot of meat?
Had a really nice bit of sirloin steak today, marinated and peppered, from the butchers. I fucking love steak too but always feel almost hungover after big pieces of it.
Popped some aspirin and drank some water but it probably won't go away until I wake up tomorrow
Anime should be illegal
TV as in a large screen in the living room that most of the furniture is pointed at, yes
TV as in a TV license and actually watching televised content, haha no it's all netflix and youtube and other online shit
can't afford to turn the heat on so am using the heat of my poo to warm up
I live there so fuck off ruskie we're full
if the scottish think a stab wound is nothing then why do they cry and piss themselves when they get stabbed by english lads
lol this absolute mug making the girl cry on his date in first dates hotel
youre not white
Probs all the estrogen
me being a good guy
the united derby game is about to go straight to pens
buffstreamz.com
shud be kino there
I get massive cheese headaches
why does UK military do this?
in fact I'am going to go now cos am mega bored and whats stopping me after all. ttyl.
You know you can actually watch all the channels without actually paying for a TV license, right?
The power of psychedelic drugs is not that they take you to some nightmarish fantasy world, but that they reveal a glimpse of the greater reality
bizarre story
Who's playing?
Legally obliged
this is what brainlets actually believe
My blue eyes and fair hair would beg to differ. Honestly look like a twink.
This is probably closer to the truth
Makes me dream does cheese if I eat it late at night.
>Help him up off the floor
>Pat him down to check if he's alright
>Accidentally pat his crotch
>He's rock hard
>Make eye contact
>Say "Are you bent?"
>No, he says
>Pulls out a jar of Instant coffee
>I say "You are bent then"
>He looks confused
>Batter him anyway
All of this could have been avoided if he drank espresso and had an espresso machine
Only seems to be the Army that do. Cannot say the Naval service involves themselves in this shit. Look at the Royal Marines latest adverts compared to the Army's
yeah but why would I? Normal television is shit and if I want to watch something I can select it myself, that's the point and it's why nobody watches tv anymore
Navy doesn't need to advertise that it's gay.
>MANCHESTER POONITED
>and it's why nobody watches tv anymore
Yeah, but people do though.
can feel a proper irish meat headache coming on after reading these
>made him hard and didn't even finish him off
dick move bro
but why though?
How do i cure depression
I laughed out loud at this
Why not?
Is there no extra time in the League Cup anymore?
>Why would it be helpful for the police to have friendly relations with the community they serve
cope(land)
Imagine a gang of ethnic youths beating up a PC dressed up like that haha
Bizarre story
Why does our police force have such boners for gays and dressing up as gays and women and putting the gay flag on everything
gf actually laughs when I fart loudly and burp and blow it in her direction
it's a shame she watches actual SHIT films
yeah alright you autistic cunt let me change it for you then
*and it's why traditional television watching is declining in all age groups except literal pensioners who're too stupid to use the internet and is especially fading away in younger generations
>transgender day of visibility
I don't get it
I thought the whole point was to trick people into thinking you're the other sex
this runs counter
very margerita/mohammad/dogshit/capslock-dave style post that one
love to imagine the oneitis taking a massive poo, with pee sputtering out her tight cunny. Makes me so hard
I burp on my gf a lot but she doesn't like it :(
the face on this one whew
K-holing whilst tripping on LSD.
how can you be gay, bi or a lesbian if gender is a spectrum
also how can you "sex change (gender change)" if gender is a spectrum
They didn't combine all the various spellings of Mohammed in the most popular baby names this year after white folks got butthurt about it coming top last year
there is literally no place less appealing than a nightclub
the fact that they exist and are apparently popular is just further evidence to me that normies are a totally different species, possible extraterrestrial in origin
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
They're basically bullied into it.
bmwf
ahh yes it's another neurotypical thinks all nightclubs are the same post. Go to corsica studios or the jazz club in camden and tell me that isn't appealling
all women want chad
vile little jew boy soy rat that one is
I don't know why you're getting upset, lad. Millions of people still watch TV as broadcast. Look at the figures for live sports, The Bodyguard, soaps and shit like Strictly and X-Factor
you get a dopamine rush from doing what the media tells you
>how'd you get in here wae a badger
>the bodyguard finale had over 10 million viewers
insane desu 1/7th of the country watching the same drama at the same time in 2018
>pursuit of democracy
This fat cunt literally ate cake all day
the fact that millions of people still watch TV and the fact that TV watching is declining are not contradictory
Know this lad who claims to be 6ft 2 but he’s the same height as me and I’m 5’11
>admitting to 2 sugars
good lord
size of the belly on you lad
this is most people I know i'm 5'7 and the amount of people claiming to be 6ft who are barely 2 inches taller than me lol
as if I'm going to look those places up let alone go there, shut it
fucking hate fellaini me foul cunt
Yeah but then you remember that Eastenders, Corrie, Only Fools and so on got almost 30 million viewers in the 80s and 90s. Literally over half the population was watching.
What the fuck is your argument exactly? Confused how you've sperged out for simply asking if you had a TV, and assumed I meant TV license, you odd boy.
night lads
bit cold out
nipples are hardening