/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

It started out as a block of marble

I sculpted it into a statue

I use to think "I will never do drugs" but now I think "I probably won't do meth"

I saw this on Twitter about two years ago and see it sometimes on Instagram and snapchat

use to think id probably grow up to smoke cigarettes and drink alcohol and turns out i dont do either i just smoke weed

Thataboy

A dab pen would improve my quality of life

well, you are not gay then dude, liking a person that looks and acts like a female doesnt make you gay, just accept that her penis is something this particular female has

I can only date females with soft slurpy vaginas

Grew up thinking I’d be a good boy and never drink or smoke, and save myself for marriage like a good Christian
Became a horrible degenerate in college, do coke regularly, have had casual sex too often, and fucked a trap

vaginas are gross

BEAUTIFUL! I MUST BE BEAUTIFUL!
*devours you*

Not gonna date him
Might try to get back with my ex desu
I miss her big Hindu tits

don't see the appeal of alcohol desu

Imagine actually thinking this
Vaginas are the physical manifestation of Christmas itself

>christcuck turns out to be a degenerate
Not surprised 2bh.

Grew up smoking weed alone

I wish I had a black American gf

Grew up mooching off of other peoples weed and never doing it alone

Alcohol feels FUCKING GOOD when you mix it with some benzo's

Why am I so ugly in pictures?

bitch niggas

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Being a degenerate is fucking great desu
It made me from a nerd introvert to an extrovert
Going from 5’3 to 6’4 during puberty probably helped though

I'm ugly and proud

I'm sure you do want someone the same race as you

>be constipated
>get anxiety at the thought of having to go out later today
>everything slides right out
feels good man

at least use female pronouns when referring to her
literal open wounds, disgusting

you're too used to a single side of yourself in specific lighting from a mirror in your bathroom

I thought he was a girl at first desu
It’s easier when I see him in real life

So what you be saying is, I'm ugly irl?

Imagine spending time with someone

Its because you don't have alcoholic genes. When you do, its like you just want to drink almost for the sake of drinking. And if you aren't drinking you are craving more.

I never smoked weed and at this rate I never will.

yea, lose some weight fatty

Don't deprive yourself from pleasure

Wonder what my dad would think about me being a degenerate
He doesn’t know anything about what I’m like other than the fact that I’ve dated 5 girls over the course of a year

Why do Mexicans love drunk driving so much?

You might just not be very photogenic. I've been told I look better irl than I do in pics. I think because I have a very fair complexion? Maybe?

Alternatively take a bunch of pics of yourself irl til you get used to seeing your own face on film. Your eyes will adjust.

i like how white nationalists conveniently forget about the copts

No, just ugly, most likely.

I'm fucked in the head and always will be

its fun

Copts are based
White nationalists are bluepilled

Wait, what do white nationalists have to do with the Copts?

I'm not fat
Bit chubby but not fat.

Okay. Thanks for the serious reply, bud.

But this is nost likely it

there is a lot of reasons unironically but I want to say because youre ugly

No. I want my pale white penis inside a beautiful black pussy

Brown Egyptian fingers made these posts

im getting fat, i weight 49kg now

they think ethiopia has no historical civilization to speak of

tfw friend just asked why I took a photo of my hand

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Is it true this is what Californians look like?

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fatass

Copts are in Egypt/Sudan. You might be thinking of Oromo or Amhara.

Also I don't think you have the right definition of white nationalism either.

Smol. How tall are you?

I wouldn't be caught dead browsing this sight
The only reason I don't come on here during class is that it's too embarrassing

coptics were largely part of black ethiopia
>In the 4th century, the Ethiopian empire was one of the first in the world to officially adopt Christianity as the state religion.

If you aren't making at least 65k per year then you are a failure at life and have a low IQ. Please don't reproduce.

I have a BMI of 21
I just have meaty hands

170cm

They're more brown

That's what approximately 3/4 of the population consists of. 1/4 of pic related.

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>EU4 yard thinks Copt = Member of an Oriental Orthodox Church
Colts are Christian Egyptians

That's a cute size

what

speak english

>you came to the wrong neighbourhood mang

Not all Christians are Copts. In fact, most Christians are not Copts. Including pretty much all the Christians in Ethiopia.

Are you using Copt to mean Orthodox?

The colts suck

thanks

you're confusing present day with the past

Any of you lads want to go work for the Hudson's Bay Company?

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Autocorrect fucking my post up doesn’t make it less valid retard
EU4 made you into a tard

:)

>EU4 made you into a tard
>he thinks i play video games
moron
try reading an article someday

You’re dumb as fuck
Do me a favour and Google “Copts”
Copts were still pagan at the time of Ethiopia’s conversion

>The Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church was administratively part of the Coptic Orthodox Church of Alexandria from the first half of the 4th century until 1959, when it was granted its own Patriarch by Cyril VI, Pope of the Coptic Orthodox Church of Alexandria.
are you guys this braindead?

in "the past" most Christians were still not Copts, including nearly all Ethiopians.

Literally nobody else would ever think Copts had anything to do with Ethiopia
Take a college course in Egyptian history sometime, mongoloid

post your fingers, sandnigger

That's like saying all the Catholics in the Philippines are "Romans" because the Catholic Churches there are administered by Rome.

That’s because the Coptic Pope was also the Patriarch of Alexandria you retard

What is /cum/'s opinion on Renzo Novatore?

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Which in fact makes Ethiopian Christians "coptic".

sign me up what's the worst that could happen

Coptic is an ethnicity not a religious term, retard
LITERALLY just google “Copts”

How can you be this illiterate? There is no implication that there is a single meaning.

Here lemme help

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>shitalian
Hate him

>are
not
>were
fuck off, illiterate

Are Brazilians Roman?
Because they’re part of the Roman Catholic Church
Are Russians Greek? Because they’re part of Greek Church of Constantinople

they practice greek orthodoxy, yes
are you braindead?