I drink less than 200 units a week

>I drink less than 200 units a week

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>I enjoy life

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Let it out, man.

>I'm able to fall asleep at night without drugs or alcohol

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>I have friends

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Keep it coming. This is healing.

I used to be like that. It was hell, couldn't get any proper sleep. First night I quit the hooch I must've slept a total of 30 minutes.

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>My mother is alive

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>im not a virgin
>i didnt lose my virginity to a prostitute

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>I've never made a suicide plan

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>I don't run people over in my neighbour's car so they take the blame

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>i dont escape reality via fantasizing about an alternate universe where im successful and attractive to the point that the fantasy has started to feel more real than reality

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>i haven't spilled blood

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>I still have hopes and dreams

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>I am comfortable in my own skin and not cripplingly self-conscious whenever I'm with another person

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>there are things in life that give me pleasure apart from getting (You)s on Jow Forums

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>i dont avoid mirrors so i dont have to look at myself

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>I don't spend hours every day contemplating suicide

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tbf the buzzfeed one isn't actually bad

>I'm sane

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>i fucking love reading gossip
>i love being a nazi
>l love being a christcuck
>i love being wh*te
>i love being a amerikkkunt

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>amerimutt janitor deleting Jow Forums related stuff but not this shit
I'm afraid we've broken the mutts, guys, and now they will take revenge.

>I've never been to a loonybin
>i don't hide how much i want to kill my self solely because being involuntarily loony binned prevents you from owning a gun

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>MODS DELET NOW

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>There is literally anything wrong with that statement

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>sleeping at night
>not sleeping during the day because the sound of silence is the trigger for dread

200 units of what? Semen?