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shes also fucking them behind your back
hate when you can tell a literal child has replied to your post and i remember nobody beats their kids these days
LMAO
Knock knock
It's toilberg
Come to work already wagie
hello poojeet
Found this rather funny
Nothing better in this world than an american that thinks they are scottish or irish and that means that they should hate the english it is absolute perfection
poo willy
great to see
my cat died today
thanks :3
Hello Shartzenegger
I literally had an Indian tell me that ancient Indian were white that's why the pic of Vishnu was white. REEEEEEE
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the call (to the janman) that saved /brit/
hope the federal reserve jacks up interest rates to kill the tech companies that have been leeching on ZIRP
don't care what it does to unemployment, they all must die, i'd make thatcher look like a fucking keynesian
Already at work
What are you doing here in the middle of the night massa
RIP your cat. Now you got to be good
so you can see your kitty when you leave this world.
Feel constantly on the verge of tears all the time
Don't want to go on living
I identify with my race and country more than my religion
what a gay looking culture
wish the british just killed all of india to be honest
I know most Brits are in bed but you guys are my favorite poster so thought it be fun to show you the British food section of my supermarket (this is it).
I consider Catholics neither white nor American
I consider Christians cucks
i like the one with the cat face and the beard
JANNY
ribena and branston pickle and bountys and bisto based
thinking of converting to WES_african_tribal religion
Indian God can have
-White faces
-White elephant faces
-Green faces
-Blue faces
-Lion faces
-Monkey faces
NO BROWN FACES ALLOWED!
sad....
just b urself :)
me irl
What planet do Indians live on?
You gonna get anything from it?
you seen them prices
alri david duke
Uranus
how sure of a way of killing yourself is jumping off of the golden gate bridge?
should I hypothetically have a backup like consume a lot of poison beforehand?
David Duke was elected to office in a district with tons of French catholics
The David Duke hates catholics meme is a false meme pushed by the media who wants to portray him as some sort of monster
I kinda want to try some but like other poster said it is expensive...these are imported beans $2.30 a can. But I am curious and want to try and larp as a Brit.
shut up you fucking mayos
>ameripoops don't have bounty or maltesers regularly
state
why not just use the poison in the first place?
papists by their own serf like nature cannot be americans
they're also all brown, stupid as shit, and obsessed with niggers and nigger culture
Sweet, beautiful Emma. I wish I could hug her.
If you don't you'll end up with a body of broken bones and either have to live possibly paralysed or drown slowly while still in pain. Sounds like fun.
I guess part of growing up and being a man is realizing that some people are just toxic and malicious.
You can't live your life worried about them or anticipating that they will change.
if you don't have a constant Presbyterian sense that any and all pleasure or enjoyment in life is sinful then you are an NPC, simple as.
never been to san francisco
american sections in british supermarkets are sweets & sugar filled shite
british sections in americasn supermarket are hobnobs, baked beans, & pg tips
lmao we are forever the greatest nation
You arrive in Sheffield
RIP Giants fans
*rape
how is cocaine? i'll try it if at some point i have money to burn
I was eating some grapes the other day and ~I noticed they were from the US. I also like a piece of sweetcorn with steak sometimes and that's also American sometimes. But generally actual American produce is quite rare here I wonder why that is. Obviously we have shit tons of American brands and businesses but actual products imported from America don't seem to be that common
>ya ma
>not "yer ma"
this bothers me and i'm not even english
how many times do you type out a post & then delete it because youve lost interest in the conversation by the time you finished the sentence? literally all the time for me
UP THE BLADES
Dont buy the jaffa cakes they arent the proper ones
this
as long as you reject the confession of 1967
> God never says, “Thou shalt not have fun, nor shalt thou smile in all thy days.”
fucking reformist yank nonsense the internet spouts out these days, literally one of the commandments.
makes you super talkative, sex is pretty epic. i find it pretty overrated, but im more of a downers guy 2bh
>tfw your supermarket doesn’t have a Slovenian food section
there's a britlad that really wants to try totinos pizza rolls but can't find them haha
What a shithole
Based
it's probably different produce standards like with our dairy
I assume its bad for environment to ship produce around the world and it probably would be a pain in the butt to get it to keep properly too. The furthest we usually get produce is from Mexico and its never as good as when its local grown.
Isn't your first lady Slovenian? Ask her to cook something haha
slovenian supermarkets are top banter. found mix semen, slag pula, & cockta. great laugh for anglos
F
i fucking love it. you can drink unlimited amounts of booze and barely feel drunk, you are so confident you will say and so anything you want (which can end badly) and you are so horny you can wank for hours on end. it';s so hard to cum as well if you get some viagra to stay hard you can fuck for hours and seem like super chad
No I want to have sex with her but I want it to be sweet and emotional in a positive way for her.
we get blueberries from Chile off-season
think thats a bit unecessary since you lot love to just rape first, ask questions later
>blip blip blip blip
stop
Don’t do it. There are a million ways it can kill you, especially if you mix it with alcohol.
I wouldn't mind licking out a fanny right now.
wouldn't mind brutalizing and assfucking emma watson at a drunken dining club event
HOWLING
i mix cocaine with alcohol every time i do it. coke without booze is like strawberries withour cream. you can just drink endlessly and never feel actually drunk like stumbling and slurring it just adds to the buzz
*nelcin arrives in /brit/*
hi it it me
bit gay 2bh
literally every time ive done coke, ive been drinking & i was fine. just dont do a shit ton
I'm trans.
i meant melvin
My mom's #1 word for butt was "fanny" but then I told her it means "vagina" in British english and she stopped using it.
>tfw you will never be this alpha
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bit straight 2bh
every time i see a bureau de change i say "bureau... of change" in my head and i think it's thanks to this show
i've stayed awake for like 48 hours and got through like 3 grams of coke and over 20 cans of lager and been absolutely fine. i did this literally every weekend for like 18 months and i'm still fitter than most of my mates
Would lick out your mum's cunthole.
Thoughts on Bill Cosby being sentenced?
i want to get out of this crap hole country they are trying to fill my arm with garlic
Why are choker necklaces inherently arousing?
Submission. Literal slave gear.
Wear that dog collar hoe.
searched for ramen in alice springs on google maps and it came up with hungry jacks
hope he rots in prison 2bh