How relevant/irrelevant would Mexico and Canada be if they weren't right next to the US?

How relevant/irrelevant would Mexico and Canada be if they weren't right next to the US?

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mexico would probably not be relevant and canada would be as relevant as australia

At least you admit it taco. The only think good about your country are you women.

I wish we were far far far far far far away feom you i really do

canada would basically be cold australia
so pretty much the same

Mexico would be like Perú and Canada like australia.

I never ever ever want to border any other nation other than Canada and Mexico. The thought makes me feel really sad

Canada would be Australia
Mexico would be Nigeria

Canada would be New Zealand (the Canada of the Pacific).

Mexico would be Brazil (Mexico of South America).

So this implies we have our original territory or this is some retarded scenario where the modern US land is just sea?

It was never really yours since it was God's will for us to have it. I guess you can have the Gadsden Purchase area for the sake of this thread.

what the fuck is this image ya cunt

>Canada would be Australia
The would be New Zealand's Canada

Mexico would be an ever more Mexico version of itself. Basically the Hispanic Haiti--even though it already kinda is that.

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>So this implies we have our original territory
WE WUZ SPAIN N SHIIEEET

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Probably we ended with a series of dictators like Porfirio Diaz so more stable without US interference, and trying to emulate Europe, the branqueamiento was the shit back them too. So I think Latin America as a whole have a chance to thrive.

You had that land for less than 20 years lol

We were loyal to the king but then France attacked.

And?

It's hardly *yours*. It's more Spain's than anything

New Spaniards are us. We were loyal to the king but France was messing with our businesses.

WE

be irrelevant like paraguay

If anglos didn't like Mexico they could return to their fucking country.

Where new spaniards were supposed to go if we didn't want to be Spaniards?

mars

Your own country, which is what Mexico is btw.

Also Mexico is already one of the largest countries on Earth, having the most barren and shitty part of America would not have saved your country from being a shithole--this blame falls squarely on the Mexican people.

But keep on pretending YOU WUZ SPAIN N SHIIIEEET and begging for WYPIPO to stop being racist and let you all in and just take care of you

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México would be a major world power on par with Germany or France if they were free from American influence.

>Your own country, which is what Mexico is btw.
>New Spain people should have moved to Mexico

What?

>butt pregnancy
>car pregnancy

what. the. FUCK.

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Despite whatever mutt said so far in this thread, we take ALL our territory and move far far away, then really good. America would be shit.

We would unironically be more relevant.

If we were in the European Union we would have the 5th largest GDP, behind Italy, and the 7th largest population, right behind Poland.

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America is only relevant because it has been a parasite leeching off its surrounding countries.