Be French

>Be French
>Have 1000 years of fascinating history
>Have the sexiest language in the world
>Have major contributions in all arts and sciences
>Have one of the most powerful militaries on Earth
>Have a country that's so nice its biggest problem is that too many people want to come there
CAN'T MAKE THIS MERDE UP.

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Thème du fil

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why do they have a stereotype they wear sideways stripes shirt ?

Basé et rougepilulé

>Also have the largest Muslim and sub-Saharan African population in all of Western Europe
Not that I’m complaining, but thanks for giving us your country fr*Gs

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well that's true but i still want to leave

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Old clothes

Why did thr french not conquer spain?
Did they fear the Germanic Spanish bull?

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They did with the War of Spanish Succession.

I'll gay marry you if you're a twink

where would you leave to?

Asia, a non-boring as hell continent

Already mooved :^)

I love my country and its culture but having to deal with niggers everyday is tiresome. Also it's not a very meritocratic society.

what if he's female? I have a qt french doctor that will hop on my dick for australian citizenship

>Also it's not a very meritocratic society.
yeah because Korea is

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You forgot they got the best jambon sammys

>>Have the sexiest language in the world
haha ok

>amerimutt
>is a frenchabo
lmao everytime

And it's minority French, muslim country in my lifetime if things continue like this (assuming I'm not randomly stabbed bombed shot driven over by muslim while walking on street before I'm in my 50's ofc, many such cases, 70000% increase in their numbers since 1990 here)