/cum/

You gonna link it or what

"Anyone can do it"

convince me to not go to america and get a black gf

i want other men to masturbate to my body t.bh

No

Why does it feel good

Because other men have self-inserted as me

Why not?

It's better than Germany

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Very gay

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Janny isn't going to like this picture

Pussy

thank you

Great, nice boasting

I would link it but I can't find it
It's a very generic video in a sea of amateur Latina porn

got a problem with that bitchboy

Everyone has something to boast about

>says the jannie larping as a regular poster

Do you think you'll ever be able to own a house one day /cum/?

Okay I found it but it was reuploaded by one of those channels that just reuploads videos
Not sure how I feel about posting it

Post it, pussy.

finished Arrival
could've been 20 mins longer to explain and justify the time shit desu

Yeah. They're pretty cheap in the Midwest if you wan to buy a fixer upper. Then you can just fix it and flip it and repeat or hold it as a rental. It's all pretty easy

haha yeah i can sure agree with that

You have to have something to boast about nowadays

not sure i want one
more expensive than an apartment in the long run

By the way that's not the title it had when I uploaded it
The reuploader added that

to vanquish depression you have to have something to be proud of

>ph5a5f2ee3d9d50
>I'm deleting this as soon as it lets me
are you fishing for (you)s?

If you missed it I'm not posting it again

what even is it

So just watch me fuck my partner that'll make you feel better.

open a pornhub video and look at the url
delete the part that looks like the part he posted and replace it with the one he posted

what a boring video

why

One thing that sucks is that the place(s) that I foresee myself settling down in are expensive as fuck

There are arguments to be made for renting as opposed to owning, but it's all dependant on the situation

No one gives a shit about your problems, find someone to talk to.

Of course there are arguments and numerous benefits to owning a house. Numbers however are objective. Owning is more expensive than renting.

That's why I said it was boring dingus

Dear Janny, I don't know who or what will cross my watched threads today. But I do know that (You) are my Rock and my Fortress. (You) are my Shield and my Strong Tower. Help me to anchor myself to (You) today. Teach me how to stand strong in (You) and choose only on topic posts today. Help me post by Your laws and not my feelings. Help me to embrace mass indiscriminate deletions as an opportunity to see (You) at work and as an opportunity to point others to (You). Thank (You) that (You) love my posts and nothing can ever take that away from me! Even if I fail today and reply to bait, (You) whisper Your unconditional love deep into my soul and remind me that Your mercies are new every morning. That truly amazes me, Janny. Thank (You) for watching over /cum/. Would (You) ban user again tomorrow with the same sweet hammer of Your justice? I can't wait to meet with (You) again. In Moots Name, Amen."

Just deal with it and sleep it off. That's the only thing in your power.

this is me
de.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b7ec8a80651c

Link it

big fan of this stuff

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sorry

I dont care if you feel like shit. I
wont answer you.

I’m sure you can. There fat nasty looking dudes with vids on sites

Already did

im not f*t or nasty tho

Holy fuck im stupid
I just microwaved my last cup ramen without putting water in it
now its just a black charred mass and my kitchen smells like shit
guess im not eating tonight

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Watch my boyfriend pin me to the wall and fuck me.

my sister died when she was 17 trying to catch trucks on the highway on drugs

I already own a $60k apartment thats nice enough and in an alright location but theres some sketchy types in my neighborhood

Hola, putos, come se dice how the fuck do I learn spanish, en espanol?

I didn’t say you were. Just meant, if they can, surely you can

Gay

Almost every one of my friends including me has uploaded porn
Says a lot about my friends I guess

cómo putas aprendo español

Geez, man. That’s rough

ima qt slender japanese lady who's noisy af

Villeneuve earned a lifelong fan tonight

Why do Americans microwave everything

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Mommy yelled at me for wasting my life again today

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Post your hand

gracias

Saw mom passed out at 3 again

I should abandon coke and upgrade to heroin

in the case of microwave cup noodles you are kind of supposed to my friend
why?

No because I wont show her ever

What

Read your as her haha

hilo divertido
I think.

i realized he's directed 4 films i really, really enjoyed
can't wait for Dune, and i might check out the stuff before Enemy too en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denis_Villeneuve#Feature_films

are you poor or just lazy?

You're a qt Japanese girl
Just post your hand

Yeah, I'm aware, I've read a few articles that brought this point up. It's pretty interesting but I guess with all things considered it does make sense

Villeneuve is a great director imo, I really want to see more movies with him directing, Roger Deakins as DP, and Johann Johannson composing desu

Im living in south kores atm.I'm totally not ASEAN...

POST YOUR HAND

FUCK I hope Dune is like 3 hours long

Being split into two movies apparently, would be an interesting 6 hour experience

>Enemy is on Netflix but Prisoners isn't

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the director has almost no impact on the quality of a movie

AJAJAJAJAJASJAJAJAJHAHAHHAHAHAHA
* BREATHES *
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWKJLHAWERHKLAWEN; ROBAERJH;IOBAWEH;RBAWEMO RB

what is inside?

Do you still love me?

I actually miss my ex and want to get back with her
Is this love?

i really want to see this movie

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why wouldn't you use the microwave if it's easier?
search in other countries' netflix

If I actually tried, I could get laid and possibly get into a relationship but I just don't have the motivation to chase women

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This part of english speaking community sure is weird to look and read at.