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literally me

2 wineglasses dernald drumffff

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i DRINK COKE ZERO EVERYDAY

>use a glass as a glass
>whole world freaks out
WATCH NEXT AS DRUMPF USES A HAMMER TO HIT A NAIL!

do you not remember when donald trump drinking water during an interview made the news at multiple mainstream news outlets

Fug, when are we nuking washington

ehh he was maybe mixing wine and coke

Did it? That's funny in a sad way. Was he summoning water slyphs with it or something?

2 WAIN CLAGGUS CROANLD CRUMPF

IMAPECHMENT ANY DAY NUW

cbsnews.com/news/trump-pauses-during-remarks-to-sip-water/
abcnews.go.com/Politics/thirsty-trump-interrupts-speech-sip-fiji-water/story?id=51177560
cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/11/16/trump-drinks-water-during-speech-rubio-moment-llr-orig.cnn

Because he criticized other politicians for doing the same thing.

OR that time where Donald and Shinzo Abe fed koi fish together and CNN made it look like just Donald dumped a bunch of food in the fish pond.

Sounds like my old man. When I take him out to fancy restaurant he always orders coke zero.

>this passes as news
Wew.

This guy is seriously so redeemable. He is the most human president of my lifetime.

kek

I'm quite frankly glad not to have an alcoholic as president.

Drink water, you fat fuck

Or during one of his first white house speeches when his dentures became a little lose and he had to slur the last 3 words of the 20 minutes speech.

obama would have been drinking kool aid

Nope, though I do remember when Obama wearing a tan suit did.

You mean like you Republitards did when Obama wanted Dijon mustard? Or when he talked about arugula?

Double standards as far as the eye can see.

I had never heard of the mustard thing till now. Now that im trying to search for it all I can see are 50 articles bitching about a single source (fox) mentioning it.
google trump sipping water and compare

I remember the tan suit, which was not a Republican thing, it was media wide because our media is the same digested tumor turned into a pile of shit, but the Dijon and arugula I do not--but OBama did have good tastes in things.

tiny coke for tiny hands but nibba got big plans

Why is this guy so insane

Every thought that crosses his mind is just batshit.

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this tweet was literally the only time he was right though

Because Donald Trump is an awkward autist, always has been always will be
It's like you fags only got to know trump in 2016

I remember when the HUGE DEAL for republicans was that Michelle made a video saying “Turnip for what?” And they thought that was a disgrace to the presidency because she tried to get kids to eat vegetables.

In true Republican form, they proceeded to elect a guy who would disgrace the presidency in ways thought hitherto unimaginable.

Actually he doesn't drink alcohol. He lost his brother to it.

>>MAGA
>>America will be respected

the only american president ever to get laughed at the UN while giving a speech.

>do you not remember when donald trump drinking water during an interview

I do. He looked so frail, so incredibly weak and effeminate, like a demented old tranny.

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thats an aide pouring it for him

lel, how unfortunate
All it takes is one awkward moment and you forever look like a tard. Thank fuck I'm not famous.

It's tragic, really.

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ONE SIP?

Remember that Donald trump has never drunk in his life. Why is this a big deal?

He should go full chrome dome, to be honest.

Why does trump live in Canadians head rent free?

Dunno, same reason I live rent free in your head?

I think most people believe that but it's no secret the media is trying to make him out to be way worse than he is. And why? I don't get it, he doesn't need any help. Who unironically trusts modern major news these days unless you're the type who loves anything negative towards people you dislike regardless of the truth.

wtf the coverage is completely equal now!

Hell yeah

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The media overlooks the legitimate bad things about Trump and people like him in order to focus on mostly irrelevant shit. The reason they can't really focus on the real negatives is because those negatives are also fundamental to their corporate paymasters and would see to it that they never get work in television again if they seriously brought such things to light.

What's incredible about it, is that the constant negative news has created a cult of trump. Any legitimate criticism of him is instantly disregarded as another hit piece. The same people who voted 2016 are going to do the same 2020 I betcha lmao

Except I've never talked about you in my life, except canadians sperg in every thread about muh drumpf

It doesn't help that the most trusted mainstream news has gone past being as bad as fox and now in breitbart tier. Especially internet based journalism. They are the fearmongers now.

Do you reckon most of the voters actual care about who is the president? They want their tribe in power; anyone but the other.
These people vote for the same party their entire life, regardless.

Do you not understand the concept of relativeness? My situation like yours? Too much sun has bleached your brains ausfag.

That's the problem with their shitty coverage. There have been enough instances of straight up lies and twisting his words that it gives credence to his fake news narrative. I have no problem with him calling them out. A few years ago most people didn't trust the news but now because Tump does it we must protect them, and alphabet agencies at all costs. What the real problem is is how he props up Fox to counter it.

And for the record, Obama just recently said himself he regularly attacked Fox and he did.

Putin's dick has destroyed Trump's sphincter.

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didnt read any of this because brainless underage twitter thread

That was the point. Trump is an anti politician. The system brought this upon itself. Fuck normal.

>The media overlooks the legitimate bad things about Trump and people like him in order to focus on mostly irrelevant shit.

They do report his actually bad decisions. The problem is that they also report the dumb shit, the rumors, innuendo and refuse to name sources. That gives him cover because the real criticism exists next to bullshit.

>but now because Tump does it we must protect them, and alphabet agencies at all costs.

Like how Bush and McCain are suddenly awesome? These people supported the construction of a torture farm, readings your emails and in the case of Obama, spying on the leaders of allied countries. That's how far down the rabbit hole we are. Leftists are now begging the security state to get rid of an elected president in front of everyone.

Test

He was going to be right either way

>I have never seen a thin person drink (whatever you want here)
>no skinny people in America
Literally impossible.

I miss Barry, lads. He was the best representation you burgers had in decades. Confident, fit, well-spoken, fashionable. Of course, you had to fuck it up.

>I miss Barry

We all do.

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>drinks water that is full of estrogen