Why doesn’t Sweden just take over Norway? Norway’s full of arrogant fags

LOS should be partitioned between Canada and Mexico.

Norway's military is twice the size of Sweden's, and the soldiers are better trained as well

Norwegian economics are great, there's too much money to be made.

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Can sweden fight denmark?
How can swedes fight danes if denmarks population is more concentrated in the conflict region?

Rooting for danebros to conquer and assimilate swedes.

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Sweden couldn't even take Åland if they tried.

Yeah, it's not like the Norwegians completely blew you the fuck out of Trondelag or something, and killed your king.

Yikes, Danes are legit scared of Sweden.

Well you should be, because you'll be absorbed and tortured in the most horrible ways imaginable - eventually assimilated just like the Scanians. It is impossible for such a small country to exist in the future.

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The swede whimpers when faced with facts.

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Svealand is small, population 5 million, area 91,000km2, norway has 5.4 million population and denmark has population of 5.7 million

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You're all the fucking same

Don't make us kill your king again, Göran.
Now, get back to work, I don't pay you to shitpost.

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this
arr rook same

Svealand population 4 million*

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What British islands? You mean Malvinas which has nothing to do with brits?

How much history does denmark have?
In terms of records, landmarks and such?

you look the same to me as well

>Implying I'm wrong

>we have been distinct countries/kingdoms for around 1150 years (in Norway's case) give or take
>arr rook same rmao

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cringe

how do you even expect an answer to this

cringe harder

>cultureless anglo mutt trying to comment on european cultures
yikes

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Its more the seperate tribes pre kingdoms and lack of invaders, danish tribe has different dominant compotent compared to seperate tribes that weren't part of the same society.

How far does your history books go on danish history?

don't know what's more embarrassing your unfunny post or your gay little proxy

What the hell are you talking about? I actually can't understand what you're saying and I thought my english was good.

lmao stay mad

We already have. We control their food supply, law enforcement and military.
Norwegian males are all NEETs due to oil money.

It's more the seperate tribes that lived in areas before the establishment of mideval kingdoms that the distinctions occurred.

Is this how swedes try to banter?

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he's right though, you ice monkeys all look the same and talk funny

Nordic countries had no non white migrants or invasions nor conquerors, southern europeans are simply Jews, and menas.

The differences were present before the kingdoms of Norway, Denmark and Sweden were formed, you mean? Naturally. Otherwise the kingdoms wouldn't have been formed.

This, Why the fuck do you ice niggers pretend to be different
also nice same flags ya unoriginal cunts

>haha lol let's just disregard over a millennia of being distinctly different because the rest of the world can't tell us apart
Good one.

T. le ebin sea man whos different then other sea man because his hair is slightly darker and his launguage is different

Cause the Norwegian Nationalists will constantly rebel and increase militancy throughout the western provinces.

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t. El Monstruo who blends everything European into a pot he calls "white" and then expects the world to follow.
Get real, cunt.

ahahahaha funnni mem man says im a mutt becaus i don't think generic le blonde aryan isn't different

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>t. service-caste swede
Don't bite the hand that feeds Krille

*audible mouth-breathing*

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Rangeban American posters

>We control their military.
You couldn't even sell them a jet

Don't worry about him, the swede is busy daydreaming away from his banana peeling job.

Americans know literally nothing about other countries it seems
Following your logic, why isn't Canada a part of the US?
>You should just melt together lmao
Mexico too since 1/3 your population is mexcriment

based and redpilled

>you can't just take over countries you retarded mutt
you literally can

Everyone talking about swede, norwegian, dane. You forget Finns. Scandis are weak and pathetic. Finland has 900k trained soldiers ready to invade sweden norway denmark iceland germany and netherlands at any moment. We would be unstoppable in Europe. Not to mention that our soldiers are the strongest

The golden hoard

Your navy and airforce is trash. You don't even have submarines, lmfao.

All that's needed to defeat you guys is to lock the saunas while you are inside.

It's not a problem. We are going to get every needed equipment that we are lacking while the attack proceeds.

We had the leading submarine manufacturing company in the world, and that can easily be resurrected, which built even the submarines that Russia uses. Nonetheless, CIA and Pentagon pressured to shut it down. CIA and Pentagon!

You actually bought a cluster of shipyards in Vyborg back in 90, and was going to be shipbuilding powerhouse but EU got scared and forced you to sell it via auction with retarded prices to some assholes that doesn't do anything with them to this day

>sweden taking anything besides the black abjulhamad

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This
Don't upset the Mongols they sure know how to fucking invade

More than america

This, they've been around for way longer tyan America and have been involved in a lot more wars

Highly based

>be norway
>demand independence from Sweden
>gibs them independence
>nazi germany immediately comes in and rapes them
>"OMG Sweden! Why do you only help Finland??!?!?!?!"
retarded norgays lol

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I agree. We can't be oilniggers forever and without the oil we are irrelevant.

>t. Sven Åke Karlsson

You're funny
I agree. The only thing that separates us is our languages.

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It's not about how you didn't help help us, it's how you helped the enemy. Sweden was Nazi Germanys nice little bitch servant while we fought for our freedom even though it was looking bleak

They're busy fighting their own people.

Why can't we all just be friends?

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Norway has already won financially, culturally and spiritually. All that's left is a military victory, but we're too nice to do that.

>culturally

LOL

They can't. Mountains give an attack penalty of -2 and local defensiveness gets a +25% boost.

>EUIV

I see you're not a man of culture as well...

Just did a game as ireland actually