You have 10 seconds to act as Danish as possible

Ruh-roh Raggy!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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*makes sweet love to a pig*

Yeah we're totes not getting overrun by Mudslimes like those gay-ass Swecucks are.

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*sound of a penis sliding between a hog's buttocks*

The one Scandi cunt which apparently cannot into metal.

I HATE REFUGEES RIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Or weight lifting

The only notable metal musician they ever produced had to move to California to find a career, and he still sucks massive penis.

*stuffs a potato in mouth to talk*

Hi, my name is Christian. I am 100% inbred and lay down with farm animals and my own sister. My country also lost literally every war it ever fought. Would you like to buy some cheap weed and make an original, ebic joke about Swedes and black penises with me?

Copenhagen is a lot like Seattle--it rains all the time and there's a million shitty coffee bars.

>mfw sw*de makes me laugh

*glottal sounds*

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"Pretends to be a twink boy with bitch tits whilst eating pork and watching porn"

OH MY GODDABLE

En sand forbindelse
Rodfæstet i frekvenser
Men nogen bolger springer over linjen
Og efterlader den anden usikker
Efter al denne bekræftelse
Hvordan kan du stadig tvivle
På om rodderne stikker lige dybt
Hvor meget mere vil du have
Hvis du skulle vende ryggen til mig
Hvis du skulle vokse fra mig
Kender jeg ikke den vej jeg skulle gå
Kender jeg ikke den vej

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*harklar mig*

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STOP!

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Rent free

*is France's greatest ally and best friend*

Based!

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Undeniably based and redpilled

based

Conquers swedem

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The penis swede

*makes incomprehensible alien noises known to no other human being on earth*

RÖD GRÖD MED FLÖD
EAU ÖĞ GÖAWDÖ EÖEGÖA

haha sweden remember in 1518 when the florgenbjord put your crown prince into a constitutional crisis we are better than you because of that lol

I agree

based

>be fat, red cheeks and constantly smiling
>sit down
>open mouth
>"döggeli böggeli däigädädäigädä :D haha! :D"

*exists as the single greatest Nordic country*

w-we dont use umlauts

Could a Norwegian and a Dane vocaroo themselves saying this?
I love this shit and it hits me every time

I could vocaroo myself saying it in Norwegian, or I could vocaroo my attempt at danish. Which would you prefer?

If you tell me what
>EAU ÖĞ GÖAWDÖ EÖEGÖA
means, sure.

Jeg ved. Jeg kan tale dansk, men lille

I don't know how Ğ is pronounced

Saying it in Norwegian

I-I just want to laugh at how funny Danish sounds

that was to show the soft g :P

vocaroo.com/i/s0hdN39vSO0M

Am I Norwegian yet?

What is "EAU ÖĞ GÖAWDÖ EÖEGÖA" actually supposed to mean?

*makes unintelligible gluttal sounds*

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You actually had me intrigued, I'll try my luck at danish.
vocaroo.com/i/s1lvCfIMY0UV
How did I do?

Almost, more clear and distinct "T"s and you're good to go.

You sounded very much like you come from Jutland. You did well. Your "röd" sounded more like "röj". Jutlanders tend to do that.

It's supposed to show how every consonant is softened and the outcome, not meaningful sentence

Right. Good to know if I ever decide to learn how to speak danish!

Vi er de danske soldater med munnen full av poteter.

Definitely. If you wanted to complete the sentence in the Jutlander dialect you should say "flö'e" instead of "flöde". Basically just drag out the ö.

Oh jesus christ, I thought I was already doing that.

Jow Forums has taught me that danish boys wear very expensive clothes, grow tits and milk them

>Dane tries to sound Norwegian
>Norwegian tries to sound Danish

Still, thanks lads. I've always found it interesting how there's some degree of mutual intelligibility between Swedes, Norwegians and Danes.

I guess the closest example in English would be English and Scots.

can confirm
i do all these things

Not just some degree, if we just put a modicum of effort into it we can understand the two others as if they were our native language.
Problem is, people don't want to put in the effort anymore.

vocaroo.com/i/s1k7aEoxoHaP
here you have your danish danish

Norwegians understand the rest better thant they do afaik

I think this is true. Both Danes and Swedes understand Norwegian to a high degree, but have a hard time understanding each other, while Norwegians understand both to a somewhat high degree

I wouldn't be so sure about that. When swedes and danes think about Norwegian they think about Oslo norwegian in 95% of cases. As soon as you step out of Oslo you are going to have a REALLY bad time as a swede or a dane trying to understand people.

I have 90 seconds to act as Japanese as possible.
so、It's No problem.

Checked.
Because of Bokmaal - Nynorsk??

This

>be me
>listen to norwegian on TV
>understand most things
>go to Oslo
>understand most things
>go skiing
>understand nothing

Bokmål and nynorsk are written languages and are technically not possible to "speak".
What we speak are dialects. And Norway is full to the brim of very different dialects.

>commits sudoku

pic related is me, please be nice

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Nortt?

This salmon on black bread is so good I might ejaculate on the face of that siren

Skart væa sjaklegoble? Aa! Kamelåså! Kamelåså!
Babedagelog!

Fandens svenskere og deres lorteflag, jeg hader de skide svenskere, de er alle sammen sådan nogle megarovhuller ARGH!

I want to deport migrants but I also want to go get drunk really bad :)))))

basert
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kamelåså sygelekokle

so thats why Scania is still ours.... 350 years after we stole it from them. We stole half of their land mass, and they never took it back.

fucking danes why is your language so shit?

danskefan! knullar din mamma, grispojke.

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Mandens dualitet.

I only know Danes through South Park

Dutch is similar to English

We're sorry we let you down France, we really tried.
Napoleonic Europe could have been so amazing.

U want buy mælk?

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Ehhh sort of but not anywhere near intelligible. Frisian would be a better example:
>Brea, bûter en griene tsiis is goed Ingelsk en goed Frysk
>Bread, butter and green cheese is good English and good Fries

Wicked! Fedt mand!

*larps as 50 different nationalities on Jow Forums*

where did this wicked meme start? Never heard anyone say it

Vi forstår hinanden ikke

i once saw a nordmand post it in hyggetråden, so now i use it once in a while.
wicked er sprǿdpillet hvis du spǿrger mig

det er faktisk ok sprodt favæ

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>KOM SA HER BAMSEN SÅ SKELL JAG KNUSE DEG TILL GRUS
>DET SKAL DU NO IKKE, HULK, JEG SKA VISE DEG MIN NÆVE, GRONE FÆN

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