ITT We say nice things about Australia

Was going to say Naomi Watts but I just remembered she's from Kent

hate in the good way

RIP Steve, miss you

They supported us in Vietnam.

Australia
is
cool

did they huh?

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Most shameful thing this country has done desu.

post the full video Paraguay friend

youtube.com/watch?v=3mkidP2OUCk

Also
>ywn settle in Paraguay to create a socialist utopia

;__;

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Yeah and we shouldn't have

Best country on Earth by far

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It was a nightmare and is remembered as a national tragedy

youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY

Our best child

Love you lads ^n^

I want to have SEX with this island!

We should boot you yanks the fuck out desu

Too late, we're blood brothers now.

I like Australia. They're honorary nordics.

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Yeah, why did we conscript people to die for Murcias interest?

Denmark is our greatest ally

It's ours.

I was here first Frenchie

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and Korea, Iraq, Afghanistan + others I'm probably forgetting

>be Australian
>die for 'Murica

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Hey France, thanks for supporting us in our revolutionary war. You're welcome for the Marshall plan.

well, well, let's all be friends

no problem, thanks mate

Why is this not the national anthem, just get rid of God Bless as to not be confused with the US and we're sweet.

Yeah but French have a choice in wetter they want to participate in a war, Australia on the other hand does not. Picture yourself being conscripted to fight some bullshit French war against your will and that is what it was like for many soldiers.

We’re forced to die in every American conflict so that one day they’ll do the same if ww3 were to happen

>be Australian
>selected out of lottery to be conscripted for murican interests.
>die for murica
>oorah

Years later muricans don’t recognise your nations sacrifice in the name of their ego.

Callate!
Mis nalgas no estan para te!

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Less boring than New Zealand

Not exactly a challenge though is it

kek eureka flag + acdc lyrics on his car this is upper percentile bogan here

>you will never live in Perth or Darwin
>white, civilized, tropical location, completely isolated by terrain
>ocean waves slowly washing away into nothingness

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>Perth or Darwin

why

>Darwin
>white

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They're away from the commotion of the southeast. To me they seem like the comfiest of hideouts.

Is it full of SEAsians?

The only other English speaking country that has fully inherited the Anglo banter gene.

Nah abos
It's the captial of northern territory which is basically the only place with a proper population of them

only tropical cunt thats first world

It's such a nice tucked away location. It's like SEA without all the shittiness of SEA. Abos don't seem like a threat from far away, but I bet they are babied by the government in all of their ways.

Abos

Abos aren't a problem outside of the super regional areas and remote settlements.

no it's not you fucking mong, literally no one mentions the vietnam war here

>We’re forced to die in every American conflict so that one day they’ll do the same if ww3 were to happen
And because they already helped us against the japs in WW2

They get a fuckload of welfare so they aren't even really poor but it's more the culture clash between tribal and a western society with money. It's not like it makes it unlivable. But Darwin is super hot, like gets well into the 40s and us humid as shit and far away from anything

How about Perth? That's definitely perfect I think. Often voted as the top 10 most liveable city in the world.

Perth is alright

Perth will be fucked when the mining industry dries up.

Not really, but I wouldn't exactly buy a house there right now.

Perth is great but I doubt you could handle our summers. From what you're describing you want you'd probably would be better off in Tasmania

>Perth is great but I doubt you could handle our summers.

You get used to different climates.

We've supported you in everything you've ever done post-ww2. Don't know why this isn't a derogatory Jow Forums meme.

the US anthem is Star Spangled Banner

Top bunch of cunts

the only national tragedy that can be extracted from the vietnam war is how badly that dog cunt whitlam treated the RS's

It's also nice to admire from far away. Ocean breeze, nicely built and well organized, friendly people, outback right next to it. Must be so nice to live on the edge of civilization like that. There is nothing liveable for thousands of miles.

It's a major city that has like twice your entire country's population. If you want to get away from people it makes no sense to come here. Go somewhere rural

>darwin

>Live in Darwin
>Pull up at the servo to fill your '98 commo
>See a tribe of abos sniffing diesel
>"OI NOONGA, WATCHA LOOKIN AT CAHNT?"
>Get jumped and they steal your ride so you have to walk 10km to the nearest bus stop

Kind enough to take our people.

I cannot see a flaw.

The first Indochina war was started by the French ding dong, we took over and there was a draft on so this already happened.

At least you have the All Blacks instead of the Wannabies.

based darwin

Australia so kino

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Thank you for giving the world the birthday party and rowland s howard as well as your gloriös sense of humor

>grandpa was in Vietnam
>contrary to popular belief he says it was fucking awesome and everyone loved it, 90% of people signed right back up for another tour of flying in helicopters and playing with machineguns.

Atleast you guys have great gun laws, ours are a total joke

Shut up, zoomer, you have no recollection of that time.
Back then, they drew dates out like a bloody lottery and if your birthday landed on that day you had to fuck off to Vietnam. My father's mate ended going and died.
Some people say it was fun and all, but coming back to Australia was a living hell for many of the soldiers, they endured heaps of public backlash by the civilians whether they served or not, thankfully though that view changed quickly within the next 10 years.

>built like a crocodile

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emu war