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>tfw no Bulgarian gf

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That "greek" at the back, lamo

He has his moustache upwards.

A day in the life of a FYROMian:

>Wake up at 3pm after a long night of NEETing it up on Jow Forums generals and youtube comments
>Pray before your greater FYROM map and kiss the Grujo portrait at your beside
>Turn on the news; census delayed for another 5 years for some reason
>Get ready to collect welfare from your local government office
>Say hello to Shqipron who was just leaving after his daily visit to your gf who stopped talking to you months ago
>Go outside
>Take a big whiff of the Skopje smog-err, air, say hello to the little Fetal-alcohol-syndrome FYROMian kids playing with mud bricks on your street
>Walk past 3 mosques and nearly die after a styrofoam-filled pillar collapses overhead
>Collect welfare and spend it on seeds and cigarettes
>Take the scenic route home through Gazi Baba
>Finally get home
>Turn on your Windows-98 computer, whip out the Albanian war crimes manila folder, and get ready for another night of crying on Jow Forums

Ahh
Now THAT's living.

Day in the life of a servian:

>Wake up
>Get bombed
LMAOO kid

Morning BALK
let's fix this place

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Day in the life of a abinonian

>wake up in cuck tower
>to afraid of blood revenge
>let you mom bring you food
>live there for the rest of your life

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Λμαο wtf's a cuck tower

you wait there for the blood feud to cool off or you mom to negotiate some mitigation.

I unironically really like Turkey. It is probably my third favorite country in the world. In the past I would not outright say it for fear of being reprimanded on here especially by my own ethnic brethren but I have raised above this brainletism

Loool

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Brat...

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He's Kosovar fyi

* Slaps newfags *

I like Kosovars desu

You think it's a joke and albos always shrug it off as "it's only remote inaccessible villages" that this happens but you'd be wrong.

time.mk/c/51fde3c56f/tesko-povreden-22-godisen-skopjanec-vo-pukanjeto-vo-cento.html

ХУ AP Ю??

stop using 100 different alphabets bre

>albanians
no such thing
albanians are turkified romanians
>bulgarians
no such thing
bulgarians are turko-russified romanians
>macedonians
no such thing
macedonians are turko-russified romanians
>moldovans
no such thing
moldovans are romanianised russians
stop speaking our language you god damn russians
>serbians
no such thing
serbians are turko-turkified turks

>22 гoдишник oд Љyбoтeн e тeшкo пoвpeдeн oткaкo вo нeгoвoтo вoзилo мepцeдec билe cтpeлaнo oд кaлaшњикoв вo нaceлбaтa Чeнтo. Moмчeтo co дpyгo вoзилo вeднaш e пpeнeceнo вo гpaдcкaтa бoлницa . Извopи oд клиникaтa вeлaт дeкa лицeтo ce нaoѓa вo тeшкa здpaвcтвeнa cocтoјбa. Oд 30 ceтинa иcтpeлaни кypшyми, тoј бил зacтpeлaн co 4 кypшyми вo гpaдниoт кoш и aбдoмeнoт. Oд гpaдcкaтa бoлницa нa aпapaти e пpeнeceн нa КAPИЛ . Пpecтpeлкaтa вo кoјa e тeшкo пoвpeдeнo 22 мoмчe ce cлyчилa oкoлy пoлнoќ вo cкoпcкaтa нaceлбa Чeнтo.

იუ ჰევნთ სინ მაი ფაინლ ფორმ იეთ...
Ֆոր այ եմ քայդ կուտ էդ Յապանճը Ելիֆպալար...

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>Russian delusions

>tfw computer doesn't support probably coptic
>tfw box box box

Aight mayn..
tho we all know Cyrillic....
that's why I don't hesitate to use it...

I'm not a slav

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Neither am I file mou

youtu.be/R_tYNbFmDvE?t=10s

hohoho postez intr-un fir balcanian dar nu sunt balcanian/musulman eyyy

Mashallah

greeks used to be macedonian before they were turkified

Russians used to be animals before they were subhumans

Where is he, lads?

where is the poster boy of hellenism, a true Greek (TR)?

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wasn't he a psyop used to discredit greeks on Jow Forums

I wish I woke up in Greece

Every day I suffer in this shithole

psyop not, psychopath maybe

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Just saw his shitpost, he totally changed his writing style. Now he pretends hes a real Greek

>Bitiful women
>Bitiful landscape
>Every day I suffer in this shithole
what

>womeme
they only bring suffering so you're better off without them
>landscapes
what does one do with them ?
stare at them for extended periods of time like a dumb fuck?

What makes you think that your country is a shithole? And why do you wish you woke up in Greece?

Fellas, I am really bored

you can summon him easily by having a less than outstanding opinion of Greece

I will do better
Wait for like two hours

Does God Exist?

Yes

I'm going to need some proofs now...

No

read Plato

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>Plato
>a greek
but greeks invented christianity

Hey, prestani ih vrijeđat

God doesn’t have to exist in order to be real. If you understand that you’re a smart guy

you have a point there or ?

Maybe I exist, what is it to you?

nope

Would a Macedonian blonde guy fucking a tanned Greek girl while saying "I'm gonna pump some real Hellene genes onto you" trigger Iki? haha just asking, not that I will do anything

God was invented to lower suicide rates

>"I see no God up here"
-yuri gargarin

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WTF answer

He'll fap himself to sleep.

Yes

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What about you guys

I'll fap Iki to sleep.

I'll be the macedonian BVLL

I commissioned it then
I want to get banned from this shithole, so I might as well post some meme /balk/-related porn

O Theos einai nekros
Zhtw h Thea mou

I hate all shquips but you're an exception

...

I spent the morning with a nice Bulgarian girl, from now on you guys are considered my allies.

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we got another one, boys
ripe for backstabbing

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Would you a Yoko?

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youtube.com/watch?v=pnG1eBuM9Do

Ya güzel kardeşim. Sen buraya gelip birşeyler atıp gidiyorsun ama olmaz ki böyle de made geliyorsun o zaman tam gel de biz de bilelim ne olduğunu ne yaptığını gelişlerinin sebeplerini ona göre davranalım sana yoksa ben nereden anlayayım senin kim olduğunu neden geldiğini niye böyle kısacıcık durduğunu ya

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TOSHKO PRI KARBOVSKI
TOSHO KUKATA PRI KARBO

UGA BUGAR

I didn't know İkibey was banned from this board

Here

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The chalga whorish mindset was highest here in 1996-2011, now it's slowly dying.

you are just getting older and cant see that well

>tfw no mongolian bulgar gf

no

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i like all balkan countries despite the fact that i don't live in a balkan country

youtu.be/702PKRAh_14
Now you remember listing to this while playing NFS

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i would anything at this point

Southern Romania is in the Balkan Peninsula

What point is that?

>chimneys motorcycles lamps chimneys blurry buses again chimneys and then you get the ok to post

jesus fucking christ