>have a normal lunch at this AVERAGE pricey restaurant with my fellow study partners.
>look over to the waiter
>"I bet he is Swedish" I say to the table.
>He comes over "h..HEJ! Kan jag ta deres bestillning?"
>table burst into laughter
>everybody order a banana milkshake
>I can see he is obviously a little introverted by this order, but we try to contain our laughter.
>drink half of the shakes and leave without tipping.
Have a normal lunch at this AVERAGE pricey restaurant with my fellow study partners
Logan Cooper
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Adam Jackson
Next time order svår, it means vanskelig in swedish.
Jaxson Ward
> go into a bar with friends
> order a beer
> waiter has a long nose
> he asks every one of us how many world cups we've won
Julian Stewart
another norwegian came to my fish stall yesterday and bought my whole inventory for the day. he drove a tesla s and was wearing a dunhill suit and gold-plated wooden clogs, he said something to me that i didn't understand and called me a "kjempegutt"
he handed me a fat stack of cash and drove off with all my fish piled up on his back seat and yelled something like "det er deilig å være norsk i danmark"
my danish customers are getting agitated but i don't know what to do about this
Nolan Hughes
What's up with banana milk shakes?
Brody Martinez
Det er dejligt at være dansk i norge.
Julian Carter
Gib oljepengar
Jackson Garcia
Vi tilbod dere en del av oljefeltene hvis dere gikk med på å gi oss en viss % av Volvo.
Dere takket nei, så der glapp sjansen deres.
Nicholas Edwards
I don't get the joke.
Why would you make fun of Swedes working in Norway?
You and your friends sound like assholes.
Colton Anderson
We make fun of eachother all the time, Thijs. It's never anything personal (anymore).
Lucas Harris
Josiah King
norwegians are richer but swedes are more sophisticated so endless banter
Oliver Collins
How mutually intelligible are the Scandinavian languages
Charles Morris
swedish is finno-ugric like finnish while norwegian is a celtic language and danish is germanic, so we can't really understand each other
Xavier Phillips
>Swedish is finno-ugric
What? No it's not lol
Matthew Nguyen
arr sound same
Angel Rivera
swedish-nynorsk=almost same
swedish-bokmal=swedes will pretend they dont understand you
swedish-danish=comedy gold, understood written form
danish-norwegian=same as above
Caleb Hughes
I can't tell if these posts are serious or not anymore.
Evan White
>continental
Swedish, Norwegian and Danish a fair bit. Mainly just vocab differences that throw you off and makes you thonk a bit. Rural dialects of Fennoswedish can also be hard to grasp, even though the official orthography is identical to standard Swedish.
>insular
Icelandic and Faroese are decently intelligible with each other from what I understand.
>both groups
Depends on the individual here. Langtists will obviously have a greater understanding on either side. A dialect of Danish called götudanskt ("street Danish") is spoken on the Faroe Islands but pronunciation is different from continental Danish. I guess the Faroese still have the least problems with Danish out of the two insular nations, and perhaps out of all save for Danes themselves.
Chase Hill
3/10 for making me reply
Parker Sanchez
comparable to the difference between american english, british english and scottish english
Julian Anderson
So you catch a few words here and there, but spend most of the time wondering why commands are delivered like questions, and why the hell someone would put bees in a rocket?
Dylan Peterson
Swedish youths go to Norway to work because the pay is better. This leads to Norwegian youths being unable to find a job because Swedes are better workers.
Carson Cox
>drink half of the shakes and leave without tipping.
why would you tip?
Luis Murphy
>swedish-nynorsk=almost same
No, not almost same.
Luke Ross
That doesn't strike me as very accurate.
William Perry
>being this retarded
Alexander White
BASED milkshake user. Making me very extroverted with these posts.
Blake Wood
Why do scandinavians pretend there's any difference between them?
Joshua Lopez
You do realize le argentinos narizones xd meme is literally in reference to Mediterranean noses, don't you?
Grayson Morris
HAHA MY COUNTRY IS RICHER THAN YOURS! THAT'S WHY YOU WORK HERE!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Christian King
You'd have to look into the definitions and methodology for those two numbers. It is very often the case that two figures that don't count the same thing are being compared.
Easton Carter
Same could be asked about you and Americans. You're all mutts, lol.
Adrian Barnes
Same reason Canadians pretend to be different than Americans.
Daniel Stewart
As a German Danish and Dutch sounds like a person with down syndrome speaking German
Norwegian sounds cool
Swedish and Finnish sound weird
Juan Bennett
They have to peel the bananas and mosh them behind the bar like the monkey boys they are.
Lincoln Sanchez
>t. Januczs Brczeski
Easton Nguyen
Joke's on your because Oslo is a terrible city and I pity any who has to work there, swede or norwegian.
Seriously, who planned that place?
Nolan Torres
very, the Norwegians write in danish, but have their own special way of pronouncing the words
Kevin James
>What is bokmål
>What is nynorsk
>What is högnorsk
Juan Myers
Based and true
Juan Morgan
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Brandon Russell
Reminder Norwegians are honorary Iberians because of Bacalhau.
Luke Nguyen
I think Portugal is a very nice and beautiful country.
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Grayson Smith
Atlantic alliance when?