/brit/

gamers rise up

>be russian
>called sergay
lol

I know this is a joke but if you're white and looking for a purpose.
I'm working on something better.
(unironically)

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men are better than women

>Sir Gay
what a gaylord LOL

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Pmsl

something about x game being banned in australia

Selfish slag should have accepted her fate rather than forcing two kids into this horrible world.

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I am a NEETo nazi

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what are you on about now turtle

>I'm not even mad. I think it's kinda quaint. The obliviousness and naivety of people like you mantain the esotericity of the whole thing.
What the fuck is wrong with schizoleaf? Is he trying to play off his months of schizoid drivel as "bait" to save face? Is he really that pathetic?

>this level 60 won't stop camping me and keeps finding me despite changing zones 4 times

toilers, unitoilers and NEETtoilers have no idea how hard WoWtoil really is

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starting a horse riding club

You know he's stupid.
Why would they be laughing "with him"
shut up you stupid cunt. i'm so fucking tired of you.

Brendan Fraser funny toil depression irony self-loathing meme ironic dead-inside millennial humour surreal sadness wageslave empty inside-joke internet culture fedora Twitter dank sheep kill me lol

gonna start playing minecraft. first big goal is going to be to make a castle

so did she know she was going to die?

it is the dream of all white men

No one likes you, while I'm one of the most popular posters in this general :)

>Selfish slag should have accepted her fate rather than forcing two kids into this horrible world.

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/brit/ personages i would gladly represent in court:
>turtle
>alan
>190
>poley (i relish the challenge)

those i would happily prosecute:
>melvin
>lachlan
>all schizos/tismos
>thailad

*pulls you up by the bootstraps*

whites only?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaylord_(given_name)

your fault for not playing retail

im going to make a castle and surround it with some farm lands then a little town and maybe another sea side town with a big wharf

Things are only going to get better and bigger for me and you're just gonna be sad because I forgot about you and left you with the rest of the low IQ retards.
I won't stagnate here and your retarded games won't break me. Stop trying.

what abut ed?

Objection! haha

No, her fate should have been a childless woman who died alone. Now it's a dying woman with two IVF kids heading to an orphanage.

no just wanted to extend the invitation to whites ITT
will be lads only though for obvious reasons

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you know my name!

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alright calm down

Your "enemies" do not read these posts.
You are mentally ill. This is a neurotypical general, please go away

im melvin and im not happy about this

>This is a neurotypical general

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in my fantasy you're representing melv

youre in good hands

shut the fuck up already

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government policy idea: parenting license

I know he'll just accuse me of being a VPN but I whole-heartedly support tismokiwi in his righteous tirade against schizoleaf

fake memory implants are just around the corner (and may in fact already be in use)

so all you virgin freaks can purchase chad memories in the near future.

this

For what hath man of all his labour, and of the vexation of his heart, wherein he hath laboured under the sun?

For all his days are sorrows, and his travail grief; yea, his heart taketh not rest in the night. This is also vanity.

aha lads someone post that pepe where hes grinning with the big teeth

ed is asian so i trust him to be smart and to out wit you

*votes for you*

wtf i wanted to post that earlier!!!

aha lads someone post that pepe where hes grinning with the big teeth

*purchases memories of someone being raped*
Ah yes, quite the wank material.

post it now haha

stay mad

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not being funny but /brit/ personalities went to shit after I took my trip off two years ago

Yup. It’s the perfect way to increase diversity in British marriages.

meant to make this post in /brit/ but whatever

I'm not asian, melvin is asian

mind is slipping away

i dont have it thats why i didnt post it lol
wait for the saffer

what's that goof? you talking shit
I'm not scared of you, I've done turds harder than you, goof

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do you have a mortgage in thailand thailad, if yes how much is it for

I don't have a mortgage

Dave is the best poster

>trying this hard to force melvin/lachlan/tim
c r i n g e
you know it's the same guy too

white and looking for a purpose (unironically)

melvin is a white name for white people like me

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Bit nippy today

dang he cute
need him to breed some ubermensch babies all up in my tight little pussy

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asians always choose weird names like melvin for their "european" names though

If you had to choose, would you let England become a wog colony tomorrow if it would spare the rest of Europe or would you rather all of Europe become a wog colony gradually over the next 100 years

melvin is based, lachlan is cringe

tim = phimo = timo = tismo = turtle

Ecclesiastes almost reads like it doesn't belong in the Bible. Feels almost Greek in nature.

no

Every day adds another layer of impotent anger building towards something unknown

how much is your rent(alan said his was 9k)

or maybe im white and so are my parents and they named me after a family member named melvin

go on lad post it haha

why would your parents do that to you

Told you it's tear worthy

well it's going to happen to the whole of the west eventually so there's no real point in fighting it

>1 minute ago

Toil Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Wagie, yeah, Toil Gang, ooh
Toil gang, Toil gang, Toil gang, Toil gang
Toil gang, Toil gang, Toil gang (Toil gang!)

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Hmm what makes you say Greek?

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the key to a successful day is to start it off with an absolutely ferocious wank

youtube.com/watch?v=60_oMY5ULIw
what's wrong with germans

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Last video you watched? For me it was "Poundland Xmas 2018 screw-up deja vu." by bigclivedotcom

If I did that the entire remainder of the day would be downhill

I bought a condo outright a couple of years ago. Before that my rent was 15k. Alan doesn't live in BKK.

theyre old. old people do wierd stuff like that. literally all my siblings have wierdish names