REPRESENT YOUR COUNTRY

Name AT LEAST one thing you've invented so far.

No, not what someone else in your nation's past invented, what YOU PERSONALLY invented from your own ingenuity.

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Cornish ice cream and peanut butter milkshake
I made that

I’ve invented lots of stuff but I don’t want you faggots stealing my ideas.

I was the first one in the world to put Kleenex tissue on the tip of my penis, wrap it all around in plastic wrap, enabling me to fap without dirtying my surroundings

Invented lots of stuff like the proxy you are using.

I've discovered a new hole in which to fuck your mother

You don't need plastic wrap, you however do need a foreskin.
Toilet paper works better too since you can get bigger piece and it's cheaper

OP LMAO

Did you invent fire and the wheel, Unga Bunga?

A story where aging has been overcome, but only the rich can have access to the process.
For the common man, it is the limit, because death was the only truly democratic thing in the world. Just in death all people are really equal, in personal or social qualities.
Then a revolt starts because of that.
In addition, religious fanatics begin to commit acts of terrorism because without death God's judgment on sinful souls would not be possible.

I invented a kind of machinery that you can put your clothing in to wash them.

Forgot I had that on, no wonder my internet was so slow.

i reinvented failure

Nice, what are you calling it?

Hmm, maybe "Automated garment cleaner", or "washing machine".

ive modded rome total war, i mean not even the biggest mods had the map right, so i corrected it

A story in which Batman actually hated his parents and paid a guy to kill them in the alley. His father was a drunk who used to assault his mother and he himself and his mother used to be a crazy promiscuous woman with signs of
schizophrenia.
But repentance at seeing them dead was so great that he creates a story in which he has always loved them so that his ego could deal with the fact that he has always wanted to see them dead.
When he turns into Batman to take revenge on those who hurt the innocent, he actually does so because he feels erotic pleasure in torturing people just as he used to feel erotic pleasure when he was beaten by his own father.

I attached a stretched out wire coat hanger to a pipe to hook stuff out of places.

Does no one else just wank straight into the toilet?

That's so inconvinient
>you have to sit on a toilet
>you have to point your erect benis down which is uncomfortable
>you have to hold your phone or whatever you are watching porn on with your other hand

I just cum in it when it's time

VVELKOME TO ЯUSSIA!

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this meme

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You do it standing moron.

How weak are your cumshots?

>jerking while standing
might as well do it in the shower

Flying pyramids, right?

Did someone else notice a pigeon on that picture?

I made a shitty keylogger that could be spotted by anyone who was tech savvy

Baked beans (in tomato sauce) + add small amount of grated cheese + 1/2 teaspoon curry powder + few drops of Tabasco. Serve on toast.

wtf that pic lmao

I made a new hotsauce made from pineapple,I don't think it's new but I've never seen the recipie online before