When your nordic/british friend shows you what he had for dinner and you try to act polite and be like "looks good..."

>literally said a LITTLE olive oil
>loads of oil
why dont you read? just a "string" of oil is enough, no need to soak in oil.
i had this a few days back, i preffer buitoni pizzas tho
that meat and the thing to the left looks good, whats the thing to the left?

Attached: photo.jpg (751x532, 66K)

>whats the thing to the left?
Sour cabbage (a Germanic food)

>oil with meatballs and potatoes
this would be disgusting
brown sauce and lingon is the only thing missing in that picture, and at least the meatballs are somewhat proper

I go to Spain every month and your food isn’t special. I like your cured hams but really for the most part your food is very simple and unexciting

>estonia
>germanic food
>pure germanic WHITE culture
Based and redpilled. I am half german and my family has preserved the aryan traditions too

Does whites seriously eat this everyday?
I'd say American food is possibly superior than that desu

Why does the potato seem to be crumbling?
I thought they were a power in agriculture.

>everyday
this is a retarded outlook on things
obviously not, we live in modern times

>you wake up with your Estonian gf
>she giggles and goes to the kitchen
>teehee sweetie i'll wake you up at the right time
>she eventually wakes you up with a sweet kiss on the lips
>you go to kitchen to find a bowl of pic related

And your reaction?

Attached: kaareounakaerapuder.jpg (500x750, 105K)

where's the sauce, cunt

Maybe not every day but way too often.

>WHITEY CANT HANDLE SPICEY

Attached: 1487288285568.jpg (2544x4000, 865K)

have you ever seen a COOKED POTATO????????
ofc you haven't cause in the favela the concept of cooking doesn't exist, only raw monkey meat

you do realise potatoes came from the country of the person you are replying to, right?

Why the fuck are africans so obsessed with spicy food?

but apparently he doesnt know what fucking potatoes look like.

the whole meme of African Americans saying ''whitey cant cook'' basically boils down to that African Americans DRENCH their food with hotsauce they buy at walmart to the point where anything they eat just tastes like hotsauce and that is ''taste'' and ''spice'' to them

knock her ass out for throwing up in my bowl.

youtube.com/watch?v=1chnOXGhfvU

>being a lying piece of shit

your morals are disgusting

>olive oil autism
In this case butter wins.

>every month
for what purpose? do you always go to the same area in the east coast or southern spain?
what foods did you try besides jamón curado?
butter? that yellow thing? why would you use that?

My gf lives there but also I just like Spain

No I’ve been all over, mostly go to Bilbao and Madrid

it's the same with chocolate, the niggers growing the crops have no idea what to do with it and think they're scamming the stupid white man for buying the useless beans

Attached: 1509982527392.png (327x316, 186K)

rate my lunch

Attached: 9b865586-c24c-4be4-9c65-c58f3e3c5b3e.jpg (2448x2448, 620K)

you aren't welcomed in Spain

Attached: Activist-CUP-Barcelona-hate-tourists-3.jpg (493x327, 19K)

Catalunya no es espanya

>when your southron "friend" has ruined his tastebuds and need to cover his food in 10 different spices before he can taste anything

>when your northron friend talks about cuisine

Attached: yellowgrin.jpg (3490x3124, 466K)

>s*uthoids talk about food and good taste like they know what it is
LMAOing at your life
I bet you haven't even enjoyed a good smalahove before

Where's the olive oil?

What? It's good.

Attached: Smalahove.jpg (1024x683, 215K)

Hahahahhahaha spain would be dead without tourism

12/10

The last culinary red pill: beyond Italy, southern Europe does not have a good kitchen; on the contrary, the north has some hidden delights.

Attached: image.jpg (700x934, 248K)

>not eating borscht
hahahahahaha

Attached: screenshot-2gis.ua-2018.08.17-21-57-26.png (443x545, 438K)

>The last culinary red pill: I dont know much about food outside italy

Foods only purpose is nutrition.

Attached: 6014560654.jpg (541x960, 64K)

You know the issue is that they are probably cooking for themselves after work while you have your jobless mother prepare the food from 10-14 oclock.

I'd unironically eat this

>implying that beyond the French and Italian cuisine there are others relevant in Europe

Attached: image.png (600x570, 459K)

This looks like pretty generic food here except we eat it with some kind of sauce.

yes
expatica.com/new/es/about/cuisine/top-10-spanish-foods-with-recipes-106723/

Yes, we eat this with sauce....gravy mostly.
stop

>peeling your potatoes
decidedly degenerate

Attached: ABSOLUTELYDISGUSTING.jpg (3160x3160, 341K)

The real reason to why northern food is seen as more bland is quite obvious. Most stuff cant grow in our cold climate, and no one except perhaps nobility or royalty would import spices, fruit, tomatoes and whatever.

Our ancestors cooked with the stuff that was available - diary products, root vegetables, meat/fish and berries.

that sounds disgusting

you dont fkin put olive oil on your food like that Joao

Not really a big fan of northerner cuisine tho, too many white sauces. I prefer the food of the south

honey ... this does not make you relevant

We do. Potatoes and green beans need olive oil.
That's a FACT

You're like an American that can't eat anything without sugar.

Who cares if I'm welcomed lol go live in the bad places

It's healthy

this is correct

looks like shit

This
EVOO boosts tests, it's the only oil I use when cooking.
Don't @ me butterbois

Portuguese is good

You have clearly never had a nice roast potato cooked in the fat of a joint of meat

But I do agree that boiled potatoes are rank

What the fuck is wrong with this? This shit is fucking delicious, i tell you.

Attached: NORGESPIZZA.jpg (1944x2067, 580K)

>broke
french cuisine is superb
>woke
french stole tons of recipe books from spanish friars

At least you have frens.

looks pretty good but I dont know what the red sauce is, and the fries look like shit mcdonalds fries

>Ascended conscience

Italian is so much nicer there's no point even arguing about it

As a side note, why is all Spanish food the colour of your flag

Italian is kinda boring and it's not, a lot of foods just look like brown things with stuff floating

why do scandis make the worst pizzas?

Attached: images.jpg (300x168, 9K)

You don't know tomato sauce?

wypipo are disgusting

It's chicken parmigiana...

I used to think this but there's huge variation in food there, and they still maintain lots of local dishes. Each town had some kind of speciality, it's so nice, infinite variety

They like to pretend they have a sophisticated food culture

I've had pizza in the US, UK, Italy, France, fucking Thailand and India and I like our pizzas the best.

SO FKIN YUMMYYYYY

I've been there and just saw the same shit all around maybe i was tricked by the tourist restaurants

they were good tho

That's what I thought but could have been some weird salsa shit or obscure argentinian sauce.
Chicken parm doesnt have ham (or whatever that pink is) in the US and typically has thicker sauce and more of it.

Well, finns make pizza with mämmi. I'd say that's worse

Attached: mammipizza.jpg (3237x2009, 822K)

Keep in mind Scandinavian crops are way more concentrated in flavors than anywhere else in the world. When you try berries from s*uthern Europe for example this becomes astoundingly obvious, it's like eating water.

Are you seriously gonna act like banana pizza isn't the tightest shit?

Attached: NwDO2R1.jpg (1800x900, 389K)

You outright sicken me.

scandi food is absolute shite, I wouldn't feed my dog with it

The nicest bits of Swedish food is the preserved stuff. Those sliced cucumbers with dill are delish, and you have tasty pickled herring etc (not as nice as English rollmops though). There was a fad of Swedish food here like 2 years ago and I thoroughly enjoyed it

disgusting

A Swedish food fad in America? The hell.

Attached: 1483485925736.png (399x322, 42K)

>America

Attached: 1524382197031.jpg (433x380, 26K)

Scandinavian food is shit

Banana pizza confirmed for blinding people

America... England... What's the difference?

>Those sliced cucumbers with dill are delish,
that's not swedoidish

white people food are so bland and too raw for my tastebud.

Yeah I know that a lot of northern euros make that kind of stuff, still tasty. They also have those fermented vegetables

>America... England... What's the difference?

Around 30 teeth per person.

Attached: average british smile.jpg (1200x630, 78K)

>America... England... What's the difference?

Around 400 lbs per person.

Attached: amerifat.webm (1280x720, 1.46M)