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I'm losing one.

no like personality

sue

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Just remember what happened the last time a Frenchman got greedy, Louis

Just wanna serenade her and slowly passionately make love to her before building up to a crescendo which converges naturally into rough, heated, sweaty, hardcore sex, ending with me splurging deep inside before retiring next to her and lighting up a Benson xxxxxxx

wish i had cancer so everyone would be nice to me and not expect me to do anything

bet i could even get pity sex from girls

does turtle read men’s lifestyle websites

Have long since given up hope for a woman with an agreeable personality who's also interested in me

mostly true but what about native thai, chinese, korean, filipino, singaporean, malay, vietnamese, cambodian, hmong, etc?

I ain't no tourist

woof haha
now that was a good gimmick

I think it's love I'm feeling x so horny
Can't wank tho at work

wasn't worth posting the first time tbf

house on the left : 2.5 million
house on the right: 4.5 million

thanks you fucking smelly little slope insects

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maybe chinks and koreans but the rest are all weird brown asians for pedophiles

>asian women, specifically jap women
CUH
RINGE

Has the potential to be a very comfy fwb
Not a 9/10 but I appreciate a relaxed environment

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Honestly rate Chinamen higher than Koreans at this point. Working with Koreans is an absolute chore I want to die.

love dot posting

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annoying loser in school everyone made fun of got cancer and people were really supportive until he recovered and then nobody cared again

Well I could
Not sensible tho is it x

location, location, ________
a. location
b. cost
c. design
d. size

she's a dog mate

Col brimey

>i ranttt to be cranadian rike u
no, you want to live here half the time and rape our system so you can send your obese uncle in hong kong your profits

go home chink
go home chink

>tat
g r i m

Saw a nice thread about Pakiland in the catalogue
Wait no I mean

Eyar I can't get fired for wanking at work no? Just like needing a piss? Can't fire you for that

cocks....

never post about the same thing more than once
for that reason i will never be a personality

screaming

od BBQ sauce is so fucking peng, yanks really did us a favour here, would hate to be stuck with brown saucee

Maybe I'm a dog as well

Thinking of doing a daring synthesis haha

what is it that you find so relaxing about her?

>likes battlestar galactica
yeah no thanks

bet her life is all kinds of fucked up
her ex coming over to fight over meth and get his ladder back
yes "relaxing"

she's a gamer like me....
GAMERS RISE UP

went to the school formal alone
worst mistake of my life

>He recognises BSG as Battlestar
Nnnneeeerrrrrrd

she's likely not going to give you any headaches.

Wish I knew pianos, couldn't even be bothered to learn keyboard when I were young

the fuck is wrong with battlestar galactica?

went with ugly cunt gf myself

don't remember asking you haha x

it makes your fingers all fucked from the stretching they have to do

the oboe is the thinking man's instrument

The potential for a stable FWB
Going on dates all the time and having things eventually fall through every time one way or the other is fucking me up

It's okay and natural for a man to cheat on a woman but it's wrong for a woman to cheat on a man

These are rules I live by

BLACK WONEN BE LIKE...

I’LL BE 50 NEXT MONTH

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you will not die
it's not poison

that's better than alone at least

Skipped another office birthday lunch
I'm slick

love replying to posters haha x XD

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fair enough mate. good luck. hope you two match

it's moral for a man to cheat but it's highly immortal for a woman to cheat
when I cheated on my girlfriends I felt good but one of them cheated on me after and I felt bad and it felt wrong that she had done this however it was not wrong that I did it

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it's fine
it's just the fans are all shitheads

Monogamy is not natural, can't imagine what kind of virgin freak has only 1 GF and expects her to be loyal to him

reminder if you eat anything, you commit murder.

if i ever got a gf id probably go mental with thoughts of her always cheating on me

lol

Immoral *

accidentally gave myself an enema in the shower. now it's been three days since i've done a poo lads

I didn't realize there was a BSG fan type
it was the first scifi series fairly common with normies akin to how GoT is popular now if that's what you mean

Yes. a man is like a key, which must try to unlock as many doors as possible.

Went to my school formal with my oneitis (the first time I'd brought a girl to anything).

I asked her to go out with me at the end of the taxi ride home and she said no. Then she said afterwards she didn't have time to see me, as she barely had time to see her close friends. Later found out she was a lesbian.

You're right, going to the formal alone must be so much worse.

like community or rick and morty or star wars

me? I'm a private key

think the gf's willy fits tyrone rather than me, lads :(

a 31 year old woman is not going to accept being your fwb

tried making bruschetta
the strong, salty taste from raw onions overwhelmed the sweetness from the tomatos and put too much oil on

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haha
dumb cunt

I've had older

can't tell if you're being sarcastic

Lmao gp bro

can't imagine what kind of virgin freak subconsciously thinks he's replaceable enough to get cheated on
must be a pretty pathetic "life"

hate nonces who make bruschettas.

*Obliterates your jaw*

unironically you have to date "down" if you want to avoid this
find a woman who knows you're somewhat out of her league
if it's the opposite you're absolutely fucked

Toiled in the RBS call centre for 4 months back in 2011

Haven't worked a day since, am just not cut out for toil

try until you get it right x

Autistic freak

e. absence of negroes

You did use red onions right?

Community is so bad though

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Just made some pooschetta