Britain is Portugal's best friend, and this makes Spain jealous

hahahah
the eternal anglo is no one's friend

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>pink-maps you
>still licking that boot

>An irrelevant event in 600 years of an historical alliance
The UK gave us some parts that became Angola and Mozambique after World war I

Austria is Switzerland best friend and this makes germs jealous

Africa is France' best friend and this makes no one jealous

>Being proud to suck *nglo cock
>Thinking one of the most anglophobe countries is jealous

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They're ur allies just to annoy Spain, that should make u think about toxic relationships

We and them saved you from Napoleon you spic motherfucker

>saved
You mean condemn us

Just like how the Spanish allied with the Irish and Scottish to scupper the English.

The only difference is we were successful and you failed. Which is why you're butthurt

With the Scottish? Lecture me

Jacobite Risings

what would happen if we gave Gibraltar to Portugal

The main reason why you're living in the same country as Scotland is because we kicked their sorry Protestant butts so hard in Panama that they had to sell their sovereignty to England.

Oldest alliance on the planet, how cool is that

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I thought they all just got dysentery

We have payed the prince in northern France (WWI)

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*the price

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>Anglophobe
If only you knew just how many Spanish tourists flood my hometown every year. They love it here.

all europeans are brothers, even those that had wars with each other for centuries like Portugal, Spain, France, England, Germany, Serbia etc.

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No, Spain is our best friend

still seething

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I am profoundly confused by your reasoning.

This is the cringiest post I have read in a while.

Disgusting

Based

Portugal is non gothic, they are moor monkeys

SPAIN IS VISIGOTH

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Only interests.

Why are you even talking about jealousy?

why isn't USA in that pic?

Portugal is Suebi (Nordic)
Spain is Andalus (Muslim)

absolute state of france

Spain is visigothic, I am visigothic, muslim monkeys were occupants.

You make it sound like you don't know what defeat is

Muslims were genocided, look it up.

No, I am the Visigoth

I never knew Britain had so many friends! Very nice thread! Shame about the jealous friendless haters though....

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UK has never lost a war, retard.

We are visigothic brothers.

We have a mission to repopulate our visigothic land with our sons so our people and race can surcive and thrive under a strong state and union.

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war has never been our thing, just a means to an end

It lost the war that led to the creation if your country, you gigantic imbecile

the american revolution was an english civil war

We beat England, brainlet. UK didn't exist yet

our policy has always been to play to the balance of power. if it's in our interests to support france we'll support france, then next time we'll support prussia to keep france in check. we lost the revolutionary war because it was one of the only wars britain fought without any allies against a coalition

t.descendant of norman rape baby

>UK didn't exist
Okay it's a bait.

Sorry but the suebi germanic beast known as the portuguese will annihilate you