You wake up in Stockholm

Fuck ,what is that faggot land?
Why the people look like fags
*rape a 12 yo girl*

Time to get culturally enriched

I begin to worship Allah

Allah akbar!

LMAO BASED MAGA ORIGINAL

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I slowly make my way to the airport while watching my back so I don't get attacked and raped by a pack of roving Swedish gays.

Immediately I check my privilege before assessing the situation

I've got autism and can't communicate with people so I would try to walk home through the northern lands without interacting with anyone

you wish you were me

Is.sweden worth visiting

Stay out of Stockholm and Gothenburg and you're decent

They had huge forest fires last summer because 70% of Sweden's forests are artificial tree plantations.

they were caused by norwegian arsonists

1.Go to Djurgarden
2.Impregnate rich wh*Toid girls with my southern bvll seed.
3.Acquire 3 or 4 negros and moors as domestic servants
4.Live the life

Go to Stureplan at night, party with swedish girls.

Go to the central station and take the first train home

Find a nice Swedish boy, go to dinner and a concert, then go back to the room and fuck like bunnies.

>You wake up in Stockholm...
I live in the real world, and not the fictional, meme-fueled dystopian nightmare that is Jow Forums's version of Sweden.
So I would hit the town and enjoy my time there.

based

>I live in the real world
You're an NPC living in a simulation

based

then go there and film it

Woke up there 2 years ago on holiday. Quite liked it.

Ride commuter ferries from one island to another for a couple of hours, then get fucked over by google maps and topography and almost miss a ferry to Helsinki.

Tourism I guess.

i have stuff to do here before i go there, i have to go back for now -.-

my ass...

Has been penetrated.

I miss home, but I guess I’ll get used to it eventually.

NOOOO FÖR HELVETE I JUST GOT AWAY FROM THERE NOOOOOOOOO