Not a man until you've killed your first Saracen Edition
/ausnz/
Nathaniel Taylor
Parker Rogers
Another day of suffering.
Zachary Williams
Luis Diaz
>knock knock on the screen door
>user did you want to take your meds now?
>nah I'll have them after breakfast. Haha
>I don't want to take them at all today
>whys that?
>Um um never mind. Haha.
>I don't want to
John Martin
Inconsistent med taking is a really bad idea
Tyler Collins
maybe I should just marry in.
I could be a millionaire
Henry Adams
Depends what it is. Seroquel for example is only useful if taken as needed
Aaron Price
I love Australia and New Zealand
I'm going to sleep now but hope you anons have a great wonderful day
Hunter Russell
Good morning gang.
Goodnight buddy.
Daniel Wright
Morning
Landon Ramirez
Got some beers in for this arvo ya ginger biker?
Aaron Bell
Can't afford it this week I'm afraid, the bills all rolled in, power and internet plus I need some groceries so I'm a bit strapped for cash.
Why does shit have to cost money?
Sucks.
Colton Lopez
Tell me about it
Dylan Hill
I would if I could afford it.
So another time there chief, were you going to grab some yourself?
Grayson Johnson
Crossed my mind then realised I probably don't have the cash. Got a bad feeling about my finances for the next week
Nathan Lopez
hey westy
Nicholas Jenkins
He's on prozac if it is who I think it is
>tfw $6 in cheque account
But that's after all expenses are paid, getting wine and putting 50 into savings
Xavier Morris
Might be a good idea not to give it a miss then I imagine
Aaron Gonzalez
Went down and ran my errands.
Free for the day and everything has been paid.
Hey there nerd.
Dominic Richardson
Lads I did a cheeky slip of the meds in the pocket trick while the carer looked away.
Nicholas Diaz
Hmm going fishing with two females. Will try not to look like a total sperg. Haha
Xavier Hall
Tip: women receive you better when you treat them like normal people
Hi Conway how's it hanging ? ( westie imposter)
Gabriel Nguyen
>women
>normal
Who could be behind this
Zachary Diaz
Would I be able to do most of the ourdoor stuff in Kiwiland in Queensland?
Brayden Baker
it's not great desu
>treating women like people
lying is bad :3
Jeremiah Brooks
That's sneaky
You are basically Jack Nicholson from that cuckoo's nest movie
Queensland in an Australian territory
Do you mean Queenstown, the tourist town in nz
William White
Yeah, that place.
Landon Perez
>Americans in charge of being able to talk English
Owen Allen
How do you mean?
Oliver Sullivan
I misread
Brandon Nelson
Sebastian Cooper
>getting wine
AAAAAAAA
I wish I had money for beer, could do with a beer atm.
Jason Nelson
Oi
I'll get red wine and drink it without you just to spite you
:>
Jeremiah Long
Ahaha why the fuck would you fish with women
might aswell fuck with animals
Alexander Gonzalez
>might aswell fuck with animals
Okay
*fucks a Finn*
Juan White
not an argument
Xavier Perry
not a human
Aiden Perry
rich coming from an *ngloid
Isaac Butler
shouldn't speak to your betters like that finnic filth.
Brayden Reed
Bet he has Sammi admixture and always looks sleepy
Luis Gutierrez
>literal race of pedophiles and inbreds talking about being better
lmao
Sebastian Harris
>finn calling others inbred
o i'm laffin
Jacob Rogers
whitey whatcha gonna whatcha gonna do
whatcha gonna do when we come for you
Dominic Thomas
Would rather be a Finn than a k*wi
Jayden Garcia
Liam Murphy
VERY rude
Hunter Ortiz
Why does Australia suck so much?
Any Australians here manage to escape?
Gabriel Bennett
:>
Sebastian Diaz
Bentley Miller
Get me a pet bilby
Jonathan Flores
Yes. But I came back.
Where do you live, user ? If you leave Australia you'll see how shitty the rest of the world is. Canada is ok and the US is alright if you've got a stable decent-paying job and live in a not shitty area. Nordic countries are "ok" but Australia is just better in so many ways unless you live in fucking Alice Springs or some shit. Don't let romanticism delude you
Connor Brooks
Would you a gote?
Joseph Young
Give you a chocolate blilby for easter
Henry Cox
I would a goatboi or a sheepgirl
Luis Morales
Deal, I can trade a chocolate kiwi
Adrian Nguyen
Maybe
Cameron Stewart
I'm onto you kiwis anyway
Eli Jones
Rude 2bh
Elijah Hill
Chase Johnson
You love us
James Young
:^)
Jacob Sanchez
A little
:^)
Landon Davis
Justin Powell
Missed you, Russia
Parker Garcia
That's kinda strange
Connor Rodriguez
Endure it. How do you feel about 1. NTR 2. Friends moving on
Bentley Cooper
1) Disgusting, no good sides, no redeeming qualities
2) Whatever, usually is for a reason
Jaxson James
1. Does it bother you? For most men, it's hyper-stimulus, whether pleasure or disgust. A pal gets physically sick at its mention
2. How do you feel about friendship in general? How long have you known your current friends?
Caleb Roberts
1)That's just garbagefire, if you are aroused by the fact your woman cheats on you, how can you call yourself a man, the the only thing you should feel is anger, since there is no justification for such action by your presumable spouse
1)Most friends I know from my school so basically all my life, some for like 5-6 years, and some for maybe a year or two. I don't know what do you mean by the first sentence, it just exists
Gabriel Brown
>by the fact your woman cheats on you, how can you call yourself a man, the the only thing you should feel is anger
Yeah, that's the problem. It's a turn-on sometimes, but also infuriating. It also feels liberating, knowing nobody's inherently loyal, but also bothersome, you know
>basically all my life, some for like 5-6 years, and some for maybe a year or two
How often do you speak to them? I swap my friends out yearly
Wyatt Fisher
>swap my friends out yearly
Very American thing it seems. I speak to them when I’ve got time, sometimes daily, sometimes weekly and sometimes monthly if they work too much or we can’t find common day offs
Easton Wright
>Very American thing it seems
Not by choice. They're psychos and lizards, climbing their respective societal ladders. I'd like concrete land, friends, family, and career, but those don't happen
>I speak to them when I’ve got time, sometimes daily, sometimes weekly and sometimes monthly if they work too much or we can’t find common day offs
What do you talk about? Talking across years seems difficult without prolonged absence
Nolan Thomas
>social ladders
So what? It’s not uncommon for people of extremely different social circles to make good friends.
>what do you talk about
Well, stuff I guess? Nothing really specific
Isaiah Jones
I'm glad you exist, but you really rustle my jimmies sometimes, Russia. Consistency is challenging. Whenever I meet people, I think "this person will stab you in the back one day" or "you both will move on at some point" and it kills me
Brandon Cox
You think too much then, if I think about a person this way, he’s not my friend, he’s acquaintance, nothing more
Colton Lewis
I don't get it. In my experience, people will use anything you say against you eventually. Every friend is a bullet to dodge at some point. I don't understand how you maintain a friendship longer than a year without keeping your distance-- I have one friend, and we discuss weightlifting once a month for 30 minutes, and though I love him, I'd hardly call that friendship
Noah White
I don’t know how can you be so paranoid. Is this projection? Do you think they would exploit you just because you would do the same? I don’t understand
Jacob Brooks
I don't understand how you can be so trusting. Do you approach most people you meet believing they'll help you more than hurt?
>Is this projection?
I try to care for my friends, but most people have some kind of stink or aura either immediately, or after a while
Wyatt Cook
I just don’t befriend every single one of people around me. I know what you’re saying, there are some bad people, who may exploit your “friendship” but you just simply don’t befriend them, what’s the problem? Yeah, ofc even some of your good friends will cause some problems sometimes but that’s a reality of human life, there is extremely rarely malevolent intent involved. Maybe it’s not like that in America i dunno
Ryan Cox
>I just don't befriend everyone around me
Of course. You should only befriend foreigners online, especially if they're South American or Russian
>what’s the problem?
No problem, just freaking out a little. Sometimes things get to you after a while. Do you have any mounting bothers?
Camden Bell
I don’t think so, not right now anyway
Wyatt Hill
Are you lovebirds done?
I just had a mighty fine shit
Jordan Hill
Provide sufficient dialogue if you don’t want me to talk to him, he seems like the only one who talks at all lately
Christopher Scott
Boy. Does your ass bother you? I need to re-wipe 2-3 hours later usually, which makes exercising challenging, so I carry TP everywhere
Don't worry Russia, it'll all be over soon. You kindhearted, backstabbing mook
Anthony Johnson
>>>/brit/
Brandon Brooks
>backstabbing
No stabbing involved, don’t know what are you on about. Kiwis just seem too quiet recently
Landon Nelson
>No stabbing involved
That's what they all say, before a bowie knife's in your spine
>Kiwis just seem too quiet recently
How long have you been posting here? I avoided generals before you lured me here
Eli Hernandez
Just had chocolate caramel brownie for dinner
I feel ashamed and very fat
Julian Bennett
>I need to re-wipe 2-3 hours later
Spend $30 on a bidet attachment and enjoy having an actually clean ass.
Connor Adams
A year maybe? Maybe more
Bentley Thomas
Why'd you pick this general? Without your influence, I might've ducked into /eire/ instead
Bentley Howard
Anyone know about the Chinese only tour buses? Is it a just a visa scam or a chinese government thing to keep them safe from our dangerous ideas?
I'm a polite guy but when I see this kind of shit I want to start yelling abuse at them. Their driving is also terrible.
Blake Bell
I have arrived.
Alexander Robinson
I dunno, those generals are pretty similar all together, it was /Balt/+/ausnz/ at the time
Elijah Lewis
Why'd you start posting in generals? They sorta repulsed me prior. And I thought you hated /balt/
Christopher Jackson
Yeah I learned to hate /balt/ after scitzos seized control of it
Mason Gutierrez
just got my Jow Forums license
hello
Andrew Thomas
It's nice having people to check in on. Argentina warmed me up to the idea, then you dragged me here. Still generally hate generals, though
Do you have many daily directives? Not necessarily goals, but vague objectives you pursue?
Caleb Barnes
Nah, heck it, no daily objectives for me
Chase Johnson
>thirdie property prince
>no daily directives
Somehow not surprised. At least you wake up in a regular timeframe