/brit/

our tys

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he's a failed man
he got a doctorate from some dubious french diploma mill
he works in a southeast asian sex tourism banana republic because he can't get a job anywhere else
he doesn't even know the language of the country he lives and works in
he's bald, short, has bad skin, and is generally unattractive
he's old
he's a greasy arab
he's taking medication to regain what little hair he had and it's giving him erectile dysfunction
the only "girls" he can get are ladyboys and disgusting thai women
he copes with all of this by lifting weights and posting on Jow Forums all day

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I WILL NOT APOLOGISE FOR BEING WHITE!
I WILL NOT APOLOGISE FOR BEING WHITE!
I WILL NOT APOLOGISE FOR BEING WHITE!

no time to "party" at uni. don't know what shite uni you go to where you can afford to waste your time like that.

feeling really down about my uncle and grandad dying

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feeling VERY guilty for adultery why the fuck did I do that

/brit/ is a slowthai general

>feeling really down about my uncle and grandad dying
I WILL NOT APOLOGISE FOR BEING WHITE!
I WILL NOT APOLOGISE FOR BEING WHITE!
I WILL NOT APOLOGISE FOR BEING WHITE!

How do i get into crypto

Hi guys, some of you may remember me but I assume most will not. I have long been excluded and looked down upon by people because I have a weird voice. I have been told I have a weird voice from acquaintances and women in the past. I became a NEET because of this reason, and almost became mute. Either way I did not practice talking very much, so my voice became even worse.

Over the past few months I have been making conscious effort to practice talking at least an hour every night. I think soon I may be able to have smalltalk with somebody in public, maybe on a bus or something. I am still very self-conscious, obviously, but I've made a lot of progress. Please give me tips and constructive criticism, there was a guy on here before who did that for me and it really helped me out. If you're still here, man - thank you!

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that fella is undoubtedly a nonce

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invent a time machine

>that fella is undoubtedly a nonce
I WILL NOT APOLOGISE FOR BEING WHITE!
I WILL NOT APOLOGISE FOR BEING WHITE!
I WILL NOT APOLOGISE FOR BEING WHITE!

the maggots are gnawing at them as we speak

And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life

guess the gender

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Corbyn will be the next PM and there is nothing you can do about that

I would fuck him

saw him in Nottingham couple weeks back was fucking nuts

actual female

why would i want to?
he is based and i can't deny that

anglo bois

grim fate

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There's no adams apple

my grandad was cremated two weeks ago and my uncle's only been dead for 3 days

based koogz

don't recall asking

for me?
celts, nurses, tinder, gmod and a boy named lachlan

he's got my vote

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koogs unironically made eddie hearn

I lost my parents, my 3 siblings and my granddad in a car accident, but the upside is that I inherited all their wealth and property, so I'm pretty happy.

well obviously no maggots are eating them
so there

oh yeah there's the fat aisha pic
state

two point hospital is a good game

mad to think mary was assumed body and soul into heavenly glory

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ironic how things can change if you're not beta

Hate black people

someone jay this fool

i'm what you might call a celt

He gets out and about though, more than you can say for me really

>no shoulders
>no adams apple
>no protruding brow
>short face
girl easy
bear these in mind if you post more

>mfw I'm not racist, I just don't like em
>mfw I love me wife, love me footie, love me pints
>mfw we signed Ngubu
>mfw NORF CITY TILL I DIE

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quite expensive for what it is tho

this website is a symptom not a cause

oh, is that why you've been such a cunt?

I forgive you, we cool?

the pose suggests he is trying to hide his shoulders
same with the open mouth to hide his jawline

Are you 95 years old.lad haha x

is that thainonce and his missus

never had a grandad
suck it up you little faggot

moni is based and nobody can deny that

no I genuinely dislike you and think you're pathetic

wouldn't his missus be a bit... hmm... younger? LOL

*blocks your path*

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rorke

I know you don't mean that, it's the grief talking

Know that you've got a friend in me

sometimes I go onto /soc/ to dab on the vocaroo threads

where's 190

Dad's dad topped himself by jumping off a night-time ferry during a storm somewhere in the icy waters off the coast of Washington. Don't know when. 70s maybe?
Mom's dad got a brain tumor and it killed him 1988.

Fuck your shit.

*WOOP WOOP WOOP*

Tanoy: "This is not a drill, I repeat this is not a drill. This is a official notts mentioned, I repeat

N O T T S
O
T
T
S

has OFFICIALLY been mentioned"

went on soc once and just insulted everyone in a r8 thread

changed my mind i can deny that
mentally ill paki beta cunt

in awe at the size of this lad

ok this gimmick is wearing itself out

Moni invite us to your /brit/ discord

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youtu.be/2USPqKoT7Vs

Makes you think doesn’t it

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was at the bodega haha

And all I have left are Uncles that are literal retards.

yeah moni, yeah!!!

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I made an account but don't use it

just like their nephew

Odds I go sleep right now. No more fussing about.
Evens I /brit/post for just a bit longer.

Why the animosity?

Good lad are you a bloody student

wtf is this

taken nearly 30mg of etizolam today
I think I have a tolerance

I have 3 uncles. One lives in Japan and has a japanese first name. Married to a japanese woman with two daughters.

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well you don't care so don't worry, you'll never lose anyone you actually care about ;)

the watch

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have 5 uncles and 4 aunts

Like Tyson Fury me. He has a certain charm

both of mum's brothers are dead now
it's just her and gran now
:(

Yeah I GET IT but what the fuck has he DONE

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the swedish cuck race

It'll be here for another six months

no just a slowthai fan
don't even live in notts

He has 3 white kids. The two japanese daughters are not his.

me on the left

stupid woman what have you done
it's all your fault. they gave you everything.

No, but if I sound like a “normal” older person that’s a step in the right direction, so thank you

Patrick Mahomes II

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If women can call their bfs daddy why are men not allowed to call their gfs mummy?

NEED a mummy gf to tug me off while telling me what a naughty boy I am

when you phone me from now on you have to kiss my fucking ass
when i visit you, you kiss my fucking ass
you worship me
always

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>chinese girl on interpals wants me to teach her english
should i abort?

The current haircut

Loads of slags checking me out recently, they want to suck me

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