You wake up in Italy

WASSA MATTA WIH YOU PEEPA?

I don't need to wake up in Italy to start doing that.

go to town square
FOIBE FOIBE FOIBE FOIBE

Tranquillo

1942

Italian unit on the Eastern Front is captured by the Red Army

one soldiers is brought out by the Russians to be interrogated

his comrades wait for him in their cell

hours later he's brought back, bleeding

"did you talk?" they ask him

"How could I?" he says. "They had my hands tied behind my back!"

Yes I did

is it true that your country is powered only by pure butthurt against us?

BUTTHURT

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Which contibent of italy sub poharans or padania?

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THAATSA A SPICY MEATBALL

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this

why does this exist ?
where's the fascist equivalent ?

Mamma mia squizi bjorno ema diones piccolo squizi :DDD

Watch it Italy

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OHHH! THEM MOUTH ON THAT KID! YOU TALKIN TO DA BOSS 'ERE!

>le quote nere

fate schifo

Ohhhh. Mamma Miaaaa

Meet Ezio.

>same day as always

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È lui o non è lui?

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taci cani

not bad, I lived in Italy for several years.

Hhdoërg ptffœ ntrap kquuoe

>walks past u
ESCUUZI

>Why, yes, I do have Italian ancestry, how did you know?

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Lmoa

EEYYO TONY WATCHA DOIN?

youtube.com/watch?v=TxFMoPXBZOw&bpctr=1538065718

Credo in un solo Dio,
Padre onnipotente,
Creatore del cielo e della terra,
di tutte le cose visibili e invisibili.
Credo in un solo Signore, Gesù Cristo,
unigenito Figlio di Dio,
nato dal Padre prima di tutti i secoli:
Dio da Dio, Luce da Luce,
Dio vero da Dio vero,
generato, non creato,
della stessa sostanza del Padre;
per mezzo di lui tutte le cose sono state create.
Per noi uomini e per la nostra salvezza discese dal cielo,
e per opera dello Spirito Santo
si è incarnato nel seno della Vergine Maria
e si è fatto uomo.
Fu crocifisso per noi sotto Ponzio Pilato,
mori e fu sepolto.
Il terzo giorno è risuscitato,
secondo le Scritture, è salito al cielo,
siede alla destra del Padre.
E di nuovo verrà, nella gloria,
per giudicare i vivi e i morti,
e il suo regno non avrà fine.
Credo nello Spirito Santo,
che è Signore e dà la vita,
e procede dal Padre e dal Figlio.
Con il Padre e il Figlio è adorato e glorificato,
e ha parlato per mezzo dei profeti.
Credo la Chiesa,
una santa ed apostolica.
Professo un solo Battesimo
per il perdono dei peccati.
Aspetto la risurrezione dei morti
e la vita del mondo che verrà.
Amen.

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i go up to a defenseless petite girl and go BON GIORNO, DONDE TA IL AEROPORTO PORFAVORE?

you wake up in america

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looks exactly like a sicilian guy i know, uncanny

>

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EYYYY IM WALLKIN HEERE

If anything Hitler is at fault for allying with Italy not the other way around.

I'm not Italian but I gesticulate a lot. Is that good or bad Jow Forums?

MAMA DON'T A KICK ME OUT. TONY, HE'S 35 AND HIS A MOMMA LOVES HIM. I AM JUST A 30 MAMA, LET ME STAY. PLEASE MAMA

Unironic shithole

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This is a good post... HOWEVER
had Salazar and Franco also joined alongside Hitler the Allies could have very well been overwhelmed with the size and might of the Axis.
Look at Spain and Portugal today, maybe during the 70's you could call them Fascist but after their leaders deaths they all turned democratic and liberal.

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I buy a knife and put some 70s music
youtu.be/5rXnol1gj7w

>had Salazar and Franco also joined alongside Hitler the Allies could have very well been overwhelmed with the size and might of the Axis.
yeah totally a good idea to join a world war just after the civil war ended

youtube.com/watch?v=WLCrbJd4r-I
based and redpilled

EY! I’M WALKIN’ ‘ERE!

*presumes to redue his hair in olive oil and gives finger guns to people passing by, while also shouting ‘EY, TONY!’*

youtube.com/watch?v=oV_nOlo9-Cw

better than nothing desu, even if it means 1 more R*ssian dead it's all worth it.

love how russians know so much about our pop culture lol

So tony goes to the fuckin haidresser and tells the guy he wants to look likeRobert Redford, well you seen tony right?, the haidresser thinks tony's fuckin kidding and he says 'oh is that when he stars as chewbacca in that fuckin star wars movie' well the hairdresser thinks tony's gonna laugh but badabing badaboom that fuckin hairdresser flew through a plateglass windowand hit the fuckin pavement outside with a knife in his fuckin throat

During soviet era there was large import of italian pop culture.
But polizziotesci movies were mostly out of it.

They would have joined if the Axis victory was assured. Like how a bunch of nations joined the allies when the war was practically over.

youtube.com/watch?v=BmJHXqKsq4Q

Southern Italians are superior to padacucks

>had Salazar and Franco also joined alongside Hitler the Allies could have very well been overwhelmed with the size and might of the Axis.

Top kek

>terrone confirmed

poOOOOORCOOOOO DIO MADONNA PUTTANA

im white

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