How would you convince an American woman to give your uncut dick a chance?

Because you know she's going to look down on you because of it.

The men she's used to have all been circumcised, so what can you offer her?

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>The men she's used to

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Marry her before she has the chance to see it.
also
>The men she's used
Premarital sex is degenerate.

Nigga I can't offer any woman of any nationality anything at all. That is why I will die a poor, lonely virgin.

What's up in Salt Lake City?

I'm not Mormon or from Utah.
I'm an Apostolic Pentecostal.

I doubt a ten year old girl will have much of an idea about dicks so it wouldn't be a problem.

Why would I want to fuck a fucking mutt? Create a rare breed? Jesus Christ I almost puked

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make her suck my peepee really hard

so bullshit
got it

I think you meant to say "Retard"

Mormons don't marry non-Mormons, and the ones who do are secularized

What is bullshit?

>I think you meant to say "Retard"
Pretty rude desu but God bless you user.

What about companionship

Sure, I can offer love and companionship, but I realized a long time ago that if that's all a woman wants, she'll get a dog.

I would get an erection so she wouldn't be able to tell the difference Jose on a proxy

What about dick

She can just get a dildo

But it's not the same

what ever your domination is

My family raised me in a Pentecostal church. I've visited other kinds of churches but I find them to be very weird.