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is that the russian girl from peep show

No

>refined Europid countess face.

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If her name were Emilia Roberto, would you still find her attractive?

I would.

who is it then

kiwoids
vietnoids
leafoids
yankoids
thoids

do you know that Russian girl from peep show?

How can you not look at Emma Roberts face and clearly see that she's some sort of Europid countess type? Like Baroness Von Trappe.

The belarussian girl from peep show.

I want to inseminate her

B

shut up shut up shup UP!!!!

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Hey /brit/!
*hovers near the chips bowl*

morning thailad

Good afternoon

>how could you look at [celebkike] and not worship her??

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>moves to thailand
>posts on Jow Forums
nothing suspicious about that

I don't think Julia appreciated my taste in reading

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Crazy Rich Niggers

actual retard. if you're seriously interested in that shit you should kill yourself

>british working class names:
Dave
Ahmed
Clyde
Lloyd
>british middle class names:
Nigel
Aisha
Victoria
Charles
>british upper class names:
De Armas
Gervaise
Francoise
Jean-Claude

>it's an "American gets angry at someone for reading" episode

Did Camus rape your mum or something

Why are we so obsessed with Nazis these days
Do you think they were obsessed with Napoleonites 50 years after he got whacked?

might as well have said "I'm at best a boring sadact and at worst a latent serial killer"

change the channel, i've seen this one

daft post

If you meet a Brit with a French surname, that means they're REALLY British. The richest and most nationalistic of all Brits always have French names.

>Do you think they were obsessed with Napoleonites 50 years after he got whacked?
yeah

anyone interested in military history is a fucking twat and perma NEET

yes, obviously. they restored house bonaparte to the throne
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_III

is there anything worse than a frog leaf?

the Anglosphere is still obsessed with napoleon desu

But it's true.

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the rare based yank

gf

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Have a job but am a virgin (sexual NEET)
>yanks saying twat
twoht lol brit on holiday hey don't think that boils

or as I've taken to calling them, lily pads.

what books do you read?

Wow. I need to research French history some more.

Sh-sh-she looks like poo
And so-o-o do you
Oh, it's so true
And together
You'd make the loveliest poo

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is that the chick from hackers

Let's stop calling it marijuana. Let's call it what it really is. Medicine.

Absolutely

also known as Angelina Jolie yes

he doesn't know who you are you silly woman

Based saddact. Was it Battle Cry of Freedom?

that's also the weirdo from Edmonton packing 3.5" so i don't know what tf you're trying to accomplish here

wellll I'm really interested in roman warfare XD and uhhh the imperial japanese army, oh man they were epic. I like reading but prefer to watch the vietnam war, so dam kino! I also really like tanks!

So what do you read?

Jordan Peterson DESTROYS Regressive BBC reporter

Her eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of her face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. She look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what she looks like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.
Her head is too big (although that may be, because of her giraffe neck posture). As for her hair, lol. She look like a horse. Stare at her face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly she is.
The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for her, that can't be surgically fixed, lol. Don't even let me start on her pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, she does not look hot.
It's hard to sum up a creature like her in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive she looks. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where she would be, on the scale of an average woman. I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh.

Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

so what books do you read?

The best single-volume account of before/during/after

my back is actually really muscular

crap posts right now

jordan, son of peter

The Bible is military history

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always nice to meet a fellow virgin freak

Toasty roasty

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The God Delusion is a Bible of sorts

you lot are so stupid

what are some other places to hang out like /brit/ outside Jow Forums and preferably irl

I watched this French cuck fantasy almost a year back. This modern gay Frenchman who's hip with the kids falls in love with an Eastern European migrant from Ukraine (I'll be honest, throughout the entire movie I think they only made the migrants European because they didn't want to go full-black, thought that's almost what they were going for). Anyway, over the course of like a week this gay Frenchman has his life ruined by this Ukranian migrant and his gypsy friends because he believes in this migrant boy so much and loves his boipussy so much and eventually loses his nice fancy home and everything he owns to these illegal gypsy migrants.

Lesson: don't let strangers, especially migrants, into your home and life just because you like how your penis feels in their hole. /rant

army stuffs, just like in my strategy games!

Your local highschool

The loony-bin

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alri

pub

women can't read

so you don't read then

mumsnet
saafe.info
cytube
my mates house
archery club

O,h so you don't read, that's a shame

so what books do you read?

lol

that would be creepy

epic

don't like drunks

Grandad was illiterate and had his wife read for him

joan of arc was illiterate

They can read brand names and instructions at cash registers and ATMs. Lol! *punch myself in the nuts*

History is cool

oh FUCK

now im not a nonce but

>it's just so annoying how Becky thinks she can just walk in and take whatever she wants
haha yeah just l-like Hitler did with Poland hahaha
>what the fuck? have you even been listening to me?
n-no, I-I mean, it-
>fuck off loser
NO WAIT *starts crying* *gets out a little toy tank and pushes it around the table*

My grandfather was bilingual

I am woman hear me roar

Imagine the smell.

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wellll I do love military history so I read some wikipedia on like tanks and stuff lol! the roman army was fuckin epic >tfw not born in the peak of the roman empire. I love to read about the events leading up to ww1, it really speaks to me in my daily life!

History is like that Peng as subject at school that you just want to shove your dick in and explore further but your teacher tells you that you also have to fuck that ugly bitch math and that skanky ass hoe science. No thnx.

only thing funnier than VFs talking about their books is insecure VFs in denial crusading against books as if we're in year 6

excerpt from the annals of my life, volume 1

Cope

which one /brit/

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I am a lover of history. Anything done over 15 years ago, I'm on it.

are you foreign?

>crusading
boring sadact confirmed