What does a blowjob feel like? I've tried everything to re create it. It's driving me up the wall. I can no longer use the vaccum cleaner anymore because it ended up cutting the side of my penis and I had to go to the hospital.
Can anyone please tell me what does it feel like? Im a 29 year old virgin who really wants to know what it feels like.
feels like making it
>implying you'd be able to relate
Practice flexibility and do it yourself
only works if you're a manlet
It's all fucking hype. They are not nearly as good as using your hand
what country are you from?
not true im 1.90m and back when I was 17 I could do it, just the tip though
HAHAHAHA
only bad blowjobs so far detected
anyone skinny and flexible should be able to do it
>Im a 29 year old virgin who really wants to know what it feels like.
This is obviously a larp, but if anyone is that bothered you should just get a hooker. Its really not a big deal.
They're pretty great desu although feels different from sex. I don't know if you can simulate a tongue. I have a big cock so face fucking my girl is pretty satisfying when she deep throats.
obviously have never gotten one or the person giving it was bad at it
warm & soft
Like a warm tongue on your dick, it's doesn't actually feel that amazing but the psychological aspect of having a girl worship your dick with her mouth is pretty hot
Agreed, not even larping, you can't come from a blowjob, and obviously this is all pile of shit and not business related frens
Chad spotted
getting your dick sucked it's nothing special
the idea of a woman asking and sucking your dick is what makes it special
its sick m8, u r missing out nigger
raw > blowjob > handjob = wrapped
agree
nothing in this life is more beautiful than a beautiful girl sucking your cock and looking at you
it doesnt feel amazing? lol. the pressure alone makes it feel amazing.
like a vagina without the smell of disgusting fishy taste.
Like salty milk and coins
THIS! It's a power trip more than anything. You won't nut but knowing there is an individual woman you convinced to pleasure you while you lay on your back and do absolutely nothing is total bliss.
I can't explain to you what it feels like, but I can say what feels closest to that, and that is investing in HBT
My fellow investors can confirm this
Never tell anybody this, you sick fuck.
This guy fucking knows. How anyone comes from a bj is beyond me.
that's right my nigga
The best moments are when she starts to unzip your pants and to cuddle it
Then you lay and watch her sucking while you keep her hair away in order to let you see the show
i've only had 3 girls give me blowjobs. it's too much work for the mouth, i guess most girls who aren't complete sluts can't do much with it. easier for the pussy to grab and latch onto a dick.
stick your finger in your mouth, that's what it is. go to town on a popsicle and you'll see how much work a blowjob is.
Depends on the girl
Some girls do it so good it feels better than sex itself
Other girls are horrible at it
Then there are those in between who are sorta ok at it but can't make me cum from it
I prefer blowjobs rather than sex, you're missing out that shit is amazing if the girl knows how to do it. Also something about having a girl on her knees is satisfying
This. some just turns it into a goddamn form of art.
>tfw also touchless 29yo virgin
Lets say I make it with the crypto
where Should I get a blowjob to celebrate this?
how to find a whore that is really really good at it?
>implying I will get rich and actually manage to hire a whore
You should also get the girl to take a ball in her mouth and suck it.
Didn't expect it too feel that nice.
Not even joking, there aren't that much nerve endings I think but it's really unexpected fucking good.
Shave your balls before approach her or she won't do it again after the first time.
I would like to add blowjobs are only enjoyable from white girls. Black girls try too hard and I feel disgusting afterwards. Asians and Hispanics do it for your pleasure but you can tell they don't enjoy it.
White girls...they will enjoy the act more than you will
It feels great senpai. Tbqh it almost hurts me but it still feels really good. Im uncut so maybe thats why.
This. Best blowjob i got was off some slut in an after hours toilet. Literally 2 mins and i was cumming bucket
nothing beats a good tongue
Go to a doctor you probably have phimosis, a friend of mine had that and didn't know why sex and oral was hurting for 3 years.
I'm uncut and it just feels amazing.
Stop racemixing you fucking degens
Her hair is Trump-tier.
Can confirm.
depends on the chick...
the sucky chicks think they are trying to peel a
banana..with their teeth.
The good ones its like god has shown you a slice of heaven...even better if they cheap sucking you off after you cum,perfection...youll be reaching for you check book if youre not careful.
that said, for me personally i prefer to be jerked off and then sucked while im cumming with my balls being fondled.
WRONG
>signalling your inexperience this hard
brave yet shameful
Want to know what is God tier?
Getting a girl to lick your asshole. No homo
this
Give a buddy a bj and ask him to tell you how it feels as youre sucking him
this
I'm 29 and soon 30 and wizard
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