Which Country is your Country's BFF? How come?

no we hate turks

Slovakia

Canadians
Maybe Aussies

Don't know why we still pretend there's a special relationship between the US and UK though

Poland

They hate us :(

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None... :(

kek

Andorra and China.

((()))

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I am your friend

Canada maybe. Because they are the same fucking country as us and always stick around.

>DA JOOZ

Henlo norway
*hugs you*
*peels your banana*

We have no friends. Only enemies and nations we're deeply suspicious of, whose motives and intentions we constantly question. Only time will tell whether they'll hold up to scrutiny, but we believe the truth has a tendency to come out and our worst fears will be confirmed.

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finlans is my bf, but he doesnt know it u_u

Brasil and Uruguay I'd say

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France

Everyone's invited for a cuppa!

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I want to fuck france ~~

We are more like half-brothers. there is always the banter and fun times, but eventually we part ways, even when we try to stay togheter (Mercosul).

Dont forget helping the nazis invade Norway

Literally no one.

a relationship of love and hate with argentina
my favorite type of relationships

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Iceland UwU

We don have bff

Lithuania

AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI (or canada)

I live in a fl*over state and there are people here who unironically dislike the UK because "they oppressed us until 1776" lmao

Used to be Japan. My Japanese friend's mom has the charakter itsu in her name because it was used to write doitsu - Germany. My buddy's grandfather visited Germany in the 30s and loved it there.

I want to HAVE SEX with norway

Basert

Eesti = beesti

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Belgium and possibly Germany too.

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stop supporting k*rd terrorism

From Israel, BFF's with USA. Mostly because the US wanted a foothold in the middle east against Russia in the 70's and our victory against Egypt after the Yom Kippur War let the US flip Egypt from Soviet backed to US backed. So we're friends now. Thanks US.

NO!

*blushes*

I unironically love Chile even if they don't love me back

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France loves us really

I don't know, probably argentina, uruguai is our 27th state so doesn't count

Canada

We don't have one, everyone hates us.

Everyone.

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Belgium or more specificaly, Flanders.

Threesome with argies+urubros+huebros

Yeah...Aussies seem to dislike us for some reason.

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>Aussies seem to dislike us for some reason.

Aussies have a strict fat-shame policy.

>tfw 70% of Americans are obese/overweight

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What went wrong?

serbia of course

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Cyprus
I am Greek

We don't. Danes secretly wish they were German.

pic related. money is our god. being overweight is viewed as a sign of wealth because we are primordial brainlets. plus lack of healthcare means if you get injured you can't get the help you need, so people get depressed from lack of exercise and just eat and eat and eat

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we would like you again if you did nazi stuff again, nobody likes cucks tbqhwy

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Malta

This :)

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We are a third world country but can you really blame us? No one wants to take care of an obese Shaniqundra, so even if Chad gets injured in highschool football he's fucked for life.
>oh, you need surgery, goy?
>that will be 10,000
>and physical therapy?
>let's just tack on another 10,000
>goy, if we raised taxes to help you with that how would thots buy their 1,000 calories of sugar-numnum starcucks drinks?

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It used to be Italy back in the days. Secular and spiritual rule.

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Denmark has more social cohesion and higher living standards than Germany ever will.

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Lithuania

̶A̶s̶u̶s̶ Taiwan

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I don't have a bff

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noone

England because fuck England you know
I wish I had an english gf t b h l a d s

Poland or Austria

I don't even understand what is BFF mean.

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>looks for british posters in antecipation
>mfw

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*hold your hand*

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fuck everyone else

>tfw manlets

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>ywn kill an ees*i

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We can be friends

Our best friend is France!

I too am interested in incest with Norway.

we don't have any

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These
even if drunk finnish tourists act loud and autistic people are like haha they cute. If any local russian would behave that way people would be reeeeee russians go back

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Nobody

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Wow, I definitely see things your way now.

malaysia

i want to kill an eesti

Canadians are our brothers, Aussies are our cousins, France is our uncle, UK is dad. Mexico is our roommate. Our best, non-family friend is probably Japan.

Brazilians and Argentinians are distant cousins.

>Mexico is our roommate.
More like nextdoor neighbor who throws garbage in our yard.

France is a female though

Nobody. Chile is alone in the world.

nobody

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BFFs!

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France is the cool wine aunt that occasionally gives you lavish gifts, but is secretly a coalburner.

Pretty hot

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