/smg/ Sub-Machine Gun General

Working on it right now
Always take your gains user

i gave you a follow

:^)

soap

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What's the best advice you've heard about trading? I'm new trying to make my first thousand in the market by swing trading.

>he doesn’t drink while he trades

buy low sell high

so you're edder? then it's you i gave a follow to

$NFLX announced multi year deal with Obama's. Short the fuck out of Netflix until Trump is out of office.

Buy when the price is low, and sell when the price is higher.

how does that help if i buy it and it keeps going lower? i can buy it with or without alcohol that's not a problem but knowing a good entry price is

I woulda probably had a Mediocre day if it wasnt for EGY
Bought 503 @ 2.09 friday sold today @2.42

Pls Market punish me more me been bad girl ....D:

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if it was as easy as following lines on a chart, everyone would be doing it.

also.. Be patient.. it can take awhile for bagholders to buy in high and sell out low

CVSI going parabolic. anyone into MJ stocks? also looking at MPX which is setting up nicely.

>Always take your gains user
I should've, yeah. It was mostly due to TSLA. Bought 10 shares on Friday, and it rocketed up to +4% this morning. But after 11am, it just slowly bled down to +2%. Still up like $60, but goddamn it.

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RSII

also keep an eye on MYDX.. MYDX is more of a get in and out type of stock RSII is a hold for name and ticker change PT .05

Why do you never post source for anything

LET THE DRINKING BEGIN

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Yea, gotta be quick to meme on the normies. Edder is my gamertag so I use that for shit.

t. Lunchbro

edder feel free to post this as well

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I'd love too but I want everyone to get on the meme train, everybody start unloading

>free
lol

photo shop into craigslist ad

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fuck it just gonna throw 300 bucks into a meme and see what happens. cool with losing it. gimme a fresh one

Don't, if you want to take a gamble buy a HPE put for earnings tomorrow.

How's about the GLDen memes? They've climbed all the way back.

Like clockwork the AMD bulls have their panties in a bunch on ST kek.

TeeKay Tankers

if you believe in the stock you are buying, then the minimal noise of the entry price wont matter in the long run

intoxicants help you ignore/stop caring about the noise, and just pull the fucking trigger

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You fags fucking up ST. REEEEEEEEEEE, this is where I went to yell at normies.

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It lowers your average cost, so you don't have to baghold as long. For the record, I don't do this because I don't believe in any stock enough to.

Some SDRL bagholder decided to follow me on ST after I shit all over the stock and he is so naive and asking a bunch of questions about when I think the stock will go back up. I keep telling him i'm very short and that I think the stock is garbage. He keeps liking my responses and seems completely innocent and lost. I actually kind of feel bad for him. What the hell is happening to me?

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Just bought Johnson and Johnson and Johnson

Creators of Tylonel, Bandaids, and baby oil

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Any one Gambling on BTC?

I just got a 25x order on BitMex

kek. ST perma banned me a while back.
Had so much fun.

I'm next

Johnson and Johnson? Sounds like some kind of gay company.

YES. Go back up, you piece of shit. POWER HOUR TIME.

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Tell him to come here to become the smg prodigy child trained by us the most elite.

Ok now this guy is starting to creep my out kek, he PM'd me.
Honestly that's what i'm going to do

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This must be the Bagholder of legend that's going to lead us into the era of the 100 year golden bull market.

It counts!

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I still have time, I was down almost 10% at one point now it's only 1.5%

The prophecy has begun.

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you can buy it when the bankruptcy courts are auctioning off it's pieces

I hope he makes it

Alot of people block me on stocktwits or talk shit when i bash their stock then it falls from the sky and then some will ask me advice lol.. fucking stocktwits are mostly newbs that think they know what they are doing because MUH CHARTS

Troll him into buying TVIX, HMNY, ALT, CEI and CARV.

delete this seriously

Lopsided titty pattern formed, to the moon

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I'm quite certain now that this person is a foreigner or has a very severe case of autism, (which means he'll fit in perfectly here)

Im up 0.78% right now

32% of the portfolio unironically in basedbeans.

feelsgutman

ONIONS

Monday /SMG/ Podcast is here because I didn't want to do my uni assignments. I'm bored so I'll probably publish them Monday Wednesday Friday.
youtube.com/watch?v=U30_T6nDKvo&feature=

Thank you Comfy, that's exactly what I wanted to see!

No, I believe that is the classic cancerous testicle wedge.

Right at Home.
We all Moon next week sirs.

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DON'T BRING THEM HERE WTF

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beans you say?

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Is basedbeans the next google?

Fuck it's over for me

yeah.. we arleady have enough newbs

Thx user, they're all super cringey right now buy I'm hoping I get better over time
This is all an elaborate ruse to get Taylor Swift to notice me because she probably browses biz

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Don't worry this was a private message so only he saw it, and I highly doubt this person will ever make his way here. Poor little SDRL bagholder. Maybe in a future life he will be the next buffet-kun.

buy consumers on sale

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HERE WE GO

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I'm doing pretty good. Sold AMAT calls at open, right before they crashed. Felt like jumping out of a moving car right before it drove off a cliff. Might buy back in now that it's cheaper

Pls give RUN your energy. I have $11 calls

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Half of America worships him like a saint, Netflix is gonna make bank on this

I cancelled my Netflix when I heard this.

outstanding!

Based

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sour hours are yucky

RIP US Steel

So will half of America that's why Trump won, ez short.

Green today thanks to SDRL puts.

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Tomorrow it's going to go down to a quarter for like a second and end up closing just under a dollar. If you want to get in guaranteed for the short squeeze, just do it now and don't set a stop loss. Or you can wait until tomorrow and try your hand at buying low before the rocket to the moon takes off. Either way it's not a bad deal, since we're heading to $7 this week.

Comfy, I have something to admit

I 'liked' one of your videos
but then was forced to 'unlike' it because it messed up my music playlist

ALT wont get delisted anytime soon you retarded faggot! look at AMPE jesus christ you newb learn what accumulation is

>half of America will cancel netflix because a former US president will appear on a TV show
most people arent brain damaged, you know

You don't spend much time on social media do you? The only reason annoying orange is in the white house is because most people are brain damaged in this country. That's ok stay long on Netflix and be the biggest bagholder in history. It's going to be the one two punch of obummerfication and then Disney releasing their competing streaming service next yr. We will fondly think back on Netflix as that one service that went the way of Blockbuster video.

BASED TEEKAY TANKERS
ITS ACTUALLY ABOVE MY BUY IN NOW

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Dont talk about Based Trump like that commie

Buy Netflix its FANG for a reason

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Kek that's awesome. You must protect your music playlists at all costs desu

>down 93% since listing
>red every month since inception
Is the accumulation stage supposed to start on listing?
Really makes one ponder

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opinions on investing in unlisted companies?

my country offers income tax relief if you invest in startup-style businesses for at least 3 yrs and then you can flip them.

has anyone had any success making money from this kinda thing? the income tax relief is good but I swear 99.9% of these small startups now are just smarmy shits who blow all the money on marketing and free snacks.

has anyone held shares all the way to listing?

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ALT was a mistake.

I got 300 dollars from a (high school) graduation gift and am too brainlet to put it somewhere. Next post with dubs that has any ticker is where I'll put my money :^) Treat me well bois

You do know that Netflix gives money to the Obamas don't you, and by supporting their business you're supporting the Obamas?